The whole conversation cracked me up to be honest, you have to take what he says with a pinch of salt
Day 8, 16:15
Friday 04 June
Plain-speaking Victor took the chair in the Diary Room this afternoon and revealed exactly what he thinks of the girls in the house.
Of Kitten, he said, "She's got a bigger d*** than I do. And that's saying something. It really is."
Vanessa is attractive, he opined. Shell is sweet, cute and homely. And Nadia is a nice woman but not his type.
Although he likes Emma, Victor admitted she's capable of getting under his skin like no other housemate.
"When she came in I thought she had a face only a blind mother could love, but her personality is intoxicating," the East London lad surmised, before adding more backhanded compliments... "She has a cute accent and when she puts the effort in she looks alright."
Intoxicating as she is, however, Victor reckons Emma is bottom of his list, "as parts of her are f***ing irritating. She's always interrupting with some half-a**ed story," he added.
C'mon - touch me tease me!
And what of Michelle? The lass he's been closest to, until he lost out to Stuart.
"Michelle is a vixen," Victor grinned. "You got to come correct for that one. I think if I wanted to I could probably bang Michelle but I'm not too bothered. I have a girlfriend."
Vic then explained why he's stirring trouble between Michelle and Stuart. He has a £50 bet with Kitten that they won't have sex in the house!
"Michelle is well up for getting juiced so I might have to c**k block because I don't fancy losing £50," he continued, rather incomprehensively.
Victor's last words on the whole saga summed things up rather succinctly.
"If ain't getting no p***y in here why should others get laid when I'm here foaming at the mouth like a dog on heat."
