He is, like, SO COOL... (okay sorry, I'll calm down now...) I would get over it by fancying Stuart, but I just can't deal with those head hankerchief things. I know Dan wouldn't look at me twice even if I had more testosterone ....

[Finty also had a teenage crush on George Michael, and still gazes wistfully at pictures of him..]

I know, I kind of fancy him too! Why oh why isn't he straight?

Thank goodness, I'm not the only one. I think he is lovely, he has a nice body and I love his voice.

He could talk to me all day, about any old rubbish, I would be happy.

He seems like he could be good fun but at the same time caring too.

Don't worry Girls, all Bums are the same. So there's hope for you!

im with you on this he is so yummy and his voice wow

Hope you're 16 or over!

Yep, agree. Didn't like Dan at first, but he's shown himself to be charismatic, warm, intelligent, an excellent listener, interested and interesting, wise, thoughtful, witty.... but, yeah, also gay. Not sure my *rsecheeks are muscled enough for his tastes.

Your right, Dan is lovely, why are all the good ones gay!

I fancy Dan too - is is very charismatic and sexy.

Oh yes I like him too. Maybe is just I want what I can't have.

sorry, my bum is a bit floppy at the moment too...

Not so much i fancy him but I watched last nights show with my Mum and we were both saying I bet he's one of those hairdressers you'd go to and pour your heart out to...where does he work?!

I don't know why you are worrying?

Everyone is a little bit straight !

You think thats bad, I'm a straight male who fancies Kitten!

Er ... no they're not. The physiology is slightly different

I fancy the pants off Daniel too, but I fear he would be begging me to put mine back on.

I'll just drool from afar. With my luck, he'll be kicked out tonight

i started off thinking he was evil but now realise he's a drip.

this country is going to the dogs if hetero women fancy him, i blame Princess Di dying.

I'm a straight bloke, but Dan's confidence and the hypnotic quality of his voice are drawing me in

He sure has some sexy eyes on him and his skin is immaculate. Maybe if we could mix him and Stuart into one person!!

oh YES YES YES YES YEAAAAHHHHSSS pleeeease...

(oops, I have just wet myself..)

Can we remove the headscarves please?