a sin bin -then everytime Michelle says "chicken" she can be sent to the sin bin -didn't they have one in the American BB packing condoms -mmmm maybe not such a good idea for Michelle!
Evil BB Ideas
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Get Big Brother to announced that due to a lack of viewing figures, the show has been cancelled by Channel 4. Get them to pack their bags for an hour or so, then announce that they can unpack again and that it was a misunderstanding.
Instead of having the "reward room" they should have the "punishment room" - they could put cameron in there playing on a church piano. now that's evil BB.
Setup a wrestling ring in the garden and have a piledriver competition. Whoever gets their opponents head through the canvas wins.
White noise or screaming playing all night long over the speakers.
Remove the flush mechanism from the toilet.
Have a president of Somalia lookalike come up on the screen and threaten to extradite Ahmed.
White noise or screaming playing all night long over the speakers.
Remove the flush mechanism from the toilet.
Have a president of Somalia lookalike come up on the screen and threaten to extradite Ahmed.
I think they should build a house where the walls slowly move in over time, making the rooms gradually smaller, so the housemates don't realise what is happening at first.
I have this picture in my head where Nadia is sat alone and a producer keeps by bringing up an 'old' photo of her on the plasma. Imagine her face.
Originally Posted by tomsr:
“Get Big Brother to announced that due to a lack of viewing figures, the show has been cancelled by Channel 4. Get them to pack their bags for an hour or so, then announce that they can unpack again and that it was a misunderstanding.”
“Get Big Brother to announced that due to a lack of viewing figures, the show has been cancelled by Channel 4. Get them to pack their bags for an hour or so, then announce that they can unpack again and that it was a misunderstanding.”
I really like that one
Close the blinds in the bedroom and don't turn the light on. When they wake up (alarm still sounds until they're all up), they start stumbling around the room.
We've got IR cameras so nothing to worry about.
We've got IR cameras so nothing to worry about.
[quote=Rennie][quote=SunDried]Making them eat nothing but chicken baps for a week.
Randomly play back "bitchy" comments that housemates have made!
Quote:
“lol! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Michelle....
As it is the 60th anniversary of d-day I'd send them in war rations next week - she how they manage on that.
Limiting food is always good - especially if they pipe in lovely food smells and show meals on the plasma screen...
A few days when they pipe in, at random times, spoken messages from their loved ones - just basic Hi, we miss and love you...though Grandma Bass wanted to send a more rounded message to Michelle I'd like that!”
“lol! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Michelle....
As it is the 60th anniversary of d-day I'd send them in war rations next week - she how they manage on that.
Limiting food is always good - especially if they pipe in lovely food smells and show meals on the plasma screen...
A few days when they pipe in, at random times, spoken messages from their loved ones - just basic Hi, we miss and love you...though Grandma Bass wanted to send a more rounded message to Michelle I'd like that!”
Randomly play back "bitchy" comments that housemates have made!
Originally Posted by Purnah:
“Yeah, another vote for chaining them all together. Might as well chain them to some of the furniture as well. It could be done while they are sleeping.
(Or tie their shoe laces together.)”
“Yeah, another vote for chaining them all together. Might as well chain them to some of the furniture as well. It could be done while they are sleeping.
(Or tie their shoe laces together.)”
This is a good idea, but all of them together would be impractical - how about being chained in pairs: -
Marco & Ahmed
Dan & Jay (maybe too obvious)
Michelle & Stu (again obvious - but wouldn't it be great to see "the cleverest man in the house" reduced to q quivering wreck by her constant attention!)
I'd like to give them laxatives and take away the loo roll, deprive the smokers of cigarettes...maybe give the non-smokers the ciggies and tell them they have to ration them and decide who most needs one. Make them have really unusual food for the evening, maybe some deep fried bugs, or snake blood. I'd like for them to be given random tabloid headlines, but not be told who they are about. I think they should be told on Monday that the task for Saturday is to memorise a string of numbers/objects, then come Saturday change the task to a dance mat challenge.
They should go one further on from the Kitten eviction. Next Friday they should simply announce the two nominees, and that one must leave in five minutes or else the prize money drops a grand a minute again.
This would be nasty, but nice.
This would be nasty, but nice.
Originally Posted by percy filth:
“They should go one further on from the Kitten eviction. Next Friday they should simply announce the two nominees, and that one must leave in five minutes or else the prize money drops a grand a minute again.
This would be nasty, but nice.”
“They should go one further on from the Kitten eviction. Next Friday they should simply announce the two nominees, and that one must leave in five minutes or else the prize money drops a grand a minute again.
This would be nasty, but nice.
”
Oooh. Like Jade/Lynne. The public vote for their favourite all week. On Friday, the two with the lowest have to choose between them one to leave. With the money dropping all the time.
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