My god was Fed right when he called her the "quintessential slapper" (I'll leave out the Geordie bit).

She's so shallow it's untrue. She's all over Stuart, and just keeps cooing on about how cute he is, as his appearance is obviously the only thing that matters to her. I also loved the way she was concerned about the repercussions in the morning when they were in bed together that first night. Those were the words of someone who has an endless string of one-night-stands behind them and is used to being spurned.

And to top it all her endless use of the word "chicken" is really doing my head in. Is this just her or do lots of Geordies use this expression? If so remind me never to go there.

shes using sex to acheive, what she thinks is love in her life. sex is gets you everything you want (and more!) is her moto.

I don't care what anyone says, she is a slapper.

As i don't have e4 or the chammel 4 broadband thingy, i sat up last night and watched the live streaming on channel 4 last night and after those two hours i was ready to give her a slap.

She was all over the poor guy and to be honest he looked like he didn't know where to put himself (imo) even before the Emma incident.

Just they way he kept looking away from her when "she needed a cuddle" to me just didn't seem right myself.

And now we know why big brother didn't put any "chickens" in the house. Don't think there would be any room with them and michelles saying.

Michelle basically lives up to everything Federico said last year about Geordie women. There's something very sleazy about that girl, and she is a total wannabe, just like Anouska from last year couldn't wait to get her tits out when she went to the Australian BB house in a pathetic attempt to get herself in the tabloids again.

And Michelle doesn't even have very nice tits, plus one of them has a staple in it.

She's just repugnant, and after watching her get spurned by Stuart last night I'm now trying to figure out whether:

a) He's actually got virtually no experience with women and is scared shitless

or

b) He's suddenly realised he's got this slapper after him and is having a rapid rethink of the situation

Fortunately most Geordie women do not live up to the lovely Federico's statement made last year.

I totally agree with everything you say about her being sleazy and a wannabe, it is so embarrassing to watch. I'd love to know what her parents are thinking

The way she was guarding Stuart was very cringe-making TV,
Both were uncomfortable around each other for a while there, I felt embarrsed for both of them.!

I knew she was a slapper as soon as i saw her audition.

I think you will find that she was just the same in the UK house, as are many of the other women, but Channel4 dont show those kinds of shots.

Anouska didnt expect BBaus to show those shots, as BBuk dont do that sort of thing.


Now onto michelle, get her out now, shallow tart who says chicken too much, not since Narinda have I hated a contestant so much.

i thought it was sweet how she got epset when she thought shed f*cked it up with stuart. u guys r so harsh she aint donenuthin except give us good tv wats ur problem!?

She's a psycho, it's as simple as that. And he's incredibly stupid, AND very inexperienced with women. I think it's justice, he thought he'd secure his place in the house by giving people the possibility of full sex, and she's turned out to be a bunny boiling slapper. BONUS.

I can't much more of this, I'm fed up to the back teeth of these two (Michelle and Stu).

Lets see some of the others Ch4, anything but these two wannabees.

Bring back the chickens I say

I'll give one more days viewing, if it doesn't improve I'm switching off.

CB52

Totally agree with you 100%. She strikes me as being genuinely insane. Look at her eyes for godsakes! They've got that 1000 yard stare and she just looks totally vacant. I honestly find her quite disturbing.

The constant "tell me what you're thinking" are SOOOOOOOO annoying too.

However, Stuart doesn't get off the hook either. He seems emotionally retarted and acts like a confused litttle child. It's really weird to watch. He can't seem to get one proper sentance out when he's around her. It's just bizarre.

I'm sure it must be awkard being in the house when you're being stalked by a lunatic but I just don't know how he's going to deal with it.

TALK TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Makes for interesting tele though!

Me too, I'll turn off for good if they don't show anyone else, why do they think the viewers just want to look at these two morons all day?

I think its more interesting than watching the 2 dumb twits Vanessa and Shell chatting about a load of crap i dont give.
Plus i think there may be tensions soon as i think Vanessa likes Stu and Michelle is getting really jelous.

I was thinking that too, she has a very cold, calculating look, with those dark eyes, it's really disturbing as you said.

She could BB's answer to the black widow, once stuart has sevrved his purpose, she'll eat him.

Just watch the C4 live coverage from last night. I agree Stuart was scared s**tless by her clinging and then she tries to turn on the waterworks, god she is desperate. I actually feel sorry for Stuart and if she starts going for Victor I bet he will be put off, she is terrible

Come on guys, what has she done wrong?

So what if she made the first move and knows what she wants. Some of you seem to be lliving in the 19th Century still. I really hope none of the people badmouthing her for being a "slapper" agreed with Kitten's claims of society oppressing women.

She seems to really like the guy and he sometimes seems to like her back. There's nothing wrong with that, and it's certainly not their fault if the cameras are on them most of the time now.

What has she done wrong? She's in a bedroom with 10 other people and they are also being watched by thousands, I'm glad she's not my daughter. She has no morals at all.

Yeah she made the first move absolutely nothing wrong with that, but IMO she has totally no respect for herself, she is smothering the guy. She is clinging onto him like the insecure girl that she is, she seems to need reassurance the whole time that he likes her as much as she likes him.

She needs to get a grip and stop acting like the 'bunny boiler' people are calling her.

Going by some of her conversations I'm not sure she knows what 'morals' means

is it just me that likes her?

Even now at 11:37 in the morning the 2 lovbirds (chickens) are talking and hugging.

My Theory:

Virgin never got futher than bra strap before faces good looking slapper with no shortage of experience

You and Victor