Can anybody think of a good storyline for Eastenders? We don't seem to be getting much of it these days.
Good storyline for Eastenders
Louise Berridge come to the Square and calls into the Vic for a G&T. Peggy suspects that she was the cause of the disappearence of GWANT and PHEEL so she say Gerrroutamahpab. As Louise beats a hasty retreat across the square she is knocked dow by Mark Fowler driving a stolen car. While she is lying in the middle of the square injured a funfair helter-skelter falls on her, (Yo know how it happens). Janine returns to the square removes the body to the nearest crematorium and has it cremated. She returns 1 hr later with the ashes in a nice little urn. Everyone thanks Janine for saving EE. She reopens the car lot with Fat Pat. Alfie moon gets a hobby horses head and leaves it on Andy the pantomime gangsters pillow. Andy sees it and sh**es himself. Gwant and Pheel return to the square and set up a love nest with Sharon and her wobbly lips. Den senior marries Peggy and they run the Vic together. The ferreras and Slaters go off on holiday together to visit dan in india and are never seen again. Ian the stud mitchell marries Sofatsikate and set up another fantastice addition to the Beale empire with shops all around the East end. MacBeales. 
Alfie and Kat break up. Kat leaves and NEVER returns
Janine comes back from prison to get revenge on Pat for putting her there
Andy dies a horrible death
Vicki dies a horrible death
The Ferreiras die a horrible death
Den dies FOR REAL this time
Spencer gets beaten to a pulp and has permanent brain damage. Alfie and Nana switch off his life-support machine but are not upset and neither is anyone else
Dennis tells Zoe he hates her and she is a slapper. In response, she runs away (again) and never returns
Behind the scenes, Louise Berridge is axed and Christopher Parker is dropped like a hot potato and he is forced to get a job cleaning the streets or something so we never have to see the little 'I'm-so-in-love-with-myself' git EVER AGAIN.
Janine comes back from prison to get revenge on Pat for putting her there
Andy dies a horrible death
Vicki dies a horrible death
The Ferreiras die a horrible death
Den dies FOR REAL this time
Spencer gets beaten to a pulp and has permanent brain damage. Alfie and Nana switch off his life-support machine but are not upset and neither is anyone else
Dennis tells Zoe he hates her and she is a slapper. In response, she runs away (again) and never returns
Behind the scenes, Louise Berridge is axed and Christopher Parker is dropped like a hot potato and he is forced to get a job cleaning the streets or something so we never have to see the little 'I'm-so-in-love-with-myself' git EVER AGAIN.
Sonia and Martin live happily ever after (of course they need to argue) and become the next Jack and Vera.
The week of the Fairground disaster sounds quite good actually. I think we may be surprised at how well written it is. Plus the other storylines running at the moment seem to all come to a head that week. Kat and Alfie/ Dennis and Zoe, Lynne and Garry.
big bomb that has been laying there since WW2 detonates and blows up albert square, there are no survivors 
Originally Posted by Legolas:
“big bomb that has been laying there since WW2 detonates and blows up albert square, there are no survivors”
“big bomb that has been laying there since WW2 detonates and blows up albert square, there are no survivors
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well we can dream ,can't we?
Originally Posted by willhung:
“The week of the Fairground disaster sounds quite good actually. I think we may be surprised at how well written it is. Plus the other storylines running at the moment seem to all come to a head that week. Kat and Alfie/ Dennis and Zoe, Lynne and Garry.”
“The week of the Fairground disaster sounds quite good actually. I think we may be surprised at how well written it is. Plus the other storylines running at the moment seem to all come to a head that week. Kat and Alfie/ Dennis and Zoe, Lynne and Garry.”
Sounds like the usual shite
Adi and Mo elope, enjoy their time away from the square so much they decide NOT to return..
Sharon finds something to be happy about and dies of shock! Den is overcome with emotion when princess kicks it and goes on a killing spree.. He takes out all remaining Ferreiras AND throws Ian into the chippy's deep fat frier when he tries to stop him!
Dot sees a v.bright star in the sky one night and drags Jim off with her to follow it to Bethlehem.
Spencer tries on one of Kat's tight leopard skin skirts, Kat finds him and he runs away in embarassment later that week. Alfie goes looking for him as does a guilt-ridden Kat, who feels bad for being so harsh to him. None return. Nana Moon takes over and the Vic becomes a happy place again!
Janine comes back and never leaves again!
Oh yeah, and at least three hot young blokes move into the square, they all have great actors, have believable roles and are LIKEABLE characters.. That'll be the day!
Sharon finds something to be happy about and dies of shock! Den is overcome with emotion when princess kicks it and goes on a killing spree.. He takes out all remaining Ferreiras AND throws Ian into the chippy's deep fat frier when he tries to stop him!
Dot sees a v.bright star in the sky one night and drags Jim off with her to follow it to Bethlehem.
Spencer tries on one of Kat's tight leopard skin skirts, Kat finds him and he runs away in embarassment later that week. Alfie goes looking for him as does a guilt-ridden Kat, who feels bad for being so harsh to him. None return. Nana Moon takes over and the Vic becomes a happy place again!
Janine comes back and never leaves again!
Oh yeah, and at least three hot young blokes move into the square, they all have great actors, have believable roles and are LIKEABLE characters..
That'll be the day!
