There once was a student called Shell,
Who cast the boys under her spell,
One night by the pool,
She became a naked fool,
Watching others show their titties as well!

Michelle thinks she's good lookin',
and that Stuart is there for the pickin',
she may have her wicked way, yes
but he'll probably turn TS,
to avoid being her little chicken

It seems all the people are saying
That the girl named Michelle's not behaving
But what, has a poor girl, to do
When she craves, for a boy, namely Stu
We saw, and now we are all, cringing

Are we all guilty of being a bully
Resulting in this publicized folly
Michelle fell into a trap
Now she's being attacked
"Lighten your hair and call yourself Holly"
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Big Brother is evil this year.
The housemates have reason to fear.
A suitcase was taken.
Alarm! They awaken
And producers, at Michelle they leer.

Victors plan.. to remain.. seems to work
Leaving orders (nominations).. dishing dirt
Lets obliterate this crew
It's my crib (no f*****g Stu)
I'm the main man..You're all suckers.. thats a cert

A black widow dirtbox Michelle
Worked her magic and made Stuart swell
Under the duvet hardcore
Squeezed her "bap", made it sore
But his fingers - oh my - they did smell

Sunny Dave didn't know he was live,
So the question is 'will he survive?',
Will he keep his fine job,
And shut up his gob,
Or is it his P45?

A psycho named Ahmed smashed up plates,
In protest against that which so grates,
But it's not the alarm
That's done him such harm,
It's actually Emma he hates.

The house mate who's often aloof
Who sports an elongated tooth
A victim of mockery
He smashes up crockery
He was in the house... now there's proof

Could our man Vic be a plant?
There are signs that do seem extant,
There's the pig-in-a-pokery,
And the well rehearsed jokery,
This could be a new evil slant.

Michelle set her eyes on a man
To get 50K in the can
But her beau is too coy
He's no more than a boy
She might have been better with Dan!

Gangsta Vic had a shower in cold water,
His comments on Emma have so wrought her,
In doing such deeds,
She's sown some bad seeds,
When he knows it was her there'll be slaughter

(OK, it doesn't make much sense but it nearly rhymes.)

An ex sailor boy call Jay
Talks crap all the night and day
But he doesn't know
His bitchin' is on show
Very soon he is going to pay.


The blonde posh totty Vanessa
Doesn't want Jay to carress her,
But the burly lump
Will get the hump
If she doesn't let him undress her.

Victor is playing a game
He thinks he is hard to tame
But one swift kick
To his minute p****
Would paralyse his brain.

LOL superb

Now Kitten is brave isn't she
To continually appear on TV
When sparring with Russell
She can't show her muscle
But she trying to set us all free

Michelle got our Stu in her trap
By planting herself on his lap
To make sure she got him
She flashed her front bottom
And then let him squeeze on her bap.

When Stu sees Michelle will he hide?
She did say "One day I'm his bride"
Will they have a white wedding?
Though they've tested the bedding
Or will Michelle discover some pride?

The show is about to begin
The one where they let the girls in
It's Stu's lucky night
It will end in a fight
The house will be thrown in a spin

The HMs got into a fight
The mess isn't a pretty sight
They threw around food
and Emma got rude
Big Brother thinks that isn't right.