Following Jay's narcissistic overload on the tiny bump on his nose - a neurosis artfully managed by Obi Dan Kenobi - what stand out as each of the HM's Achilles' Heel?

It's obvious, yes, but Michelle's baps qualify, surely? She'll need to undergo radical restructuring if she's to bag the female lead in Ben Dover's "Tyne Bint Anal III" that she so covets ...

The Milkman's arse is massive - no need to big that up ...

Jay has a pubic beard, not unlike Peter Schmeical ...

Shell is florescent and keeps swimming in & out of focus ...

Van hasn't a single flaw and is simply gorgeous ...

Emma has a wet, slack mouth and the eyes of a landed cod ...

Ahmed hunches and his todger is uglier even than the norm ...

Marco walks on the tips of his toes like a pantomime fruit ...

Nadia - where to start ... ?

Michelle has some Klingon genes in there somewhere.

Shell looks like someone flicked a piece of s**t onto her neck.

Ahmed - the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth
Dan - that silly diagonal bit of fuzz on his head
Emma - has a V shaped bite, instead of a U shaped one
Jason - has problem hair
Kitten - the sneer
Marco - all of him
Michelle - the expressionless zombie-like face
Nadia - her hands are like bunches of sausages
Shell - the boxer's nose
Stuart - way too much hair, dude
Vanessa - there must be something wrong with her somewhere - just haven't seen it yet
Victor - great big lumpy feet.

btw - I know I'm not exactly perfect myself - it would be hard for me to pick my least attractive part - I have so many.

The tattoos.

LOL! Fantastic spot on description of thicko Emma!

Marco - that giant bulbous head.

Why when I see him sitting in those silly chairs do I get think of the Mekon from Dan Dare?
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Emma: sagging bottom
Shell: stupid looking fringe. She looked ok before
Michelle: hard cold eyes
Vanessa: squint in right eye
Kitten: heavy eyelids
Nadia: it's a pity transsexuals are usually not diagnosed and allowed to start treatment before irreversible body changes like broad shoulders take place.
Marco: hooked nose
Ahmed: broken teeth
Stuart: facial bones too heavy - will be worse as he gets older
Dan: small cranium in proportion to his face
Jason: nose bridge too narrow, but I quite like it.
Victor: unattractive forehead lines. I do prefer him with his hat on.

I know we should not speak ill of the dead, but Kitten was extremely pigeon-toed. Strange bod all round, in fact.

Jason has the body of a Greek hero, the face of a welder from Dumbarton.

Good call on the Michelle/Klingon thing, but I see her as more of a Romulan. Just add pointy ears.

Vanessa has great hair but slightly chipmunky features and almost no breasts, if that bothers you.

Jason ---- the size of his top half, i don't like muscles
Vanessa--not enough boob
Emma-----strange mouth
Shell-------rosy cheeks
Nadia------the shape of her stomach area
Michelle---blank face

Rosy cheeks are a bad thing??

Marco is just a flaw. Everything about him is just wrong.

have you seen it? eeeuuuwwwwggghhh

No they are not a bad thing at all, they are just the part i find least attractive about her.

Fair enough, I always thought rosy cheeks were widely seen as a good feature, I guess I was wrong.

I thought rosy cheeks were a sign of carbon monoxide poisoning

Dan - Looks like Shrek

michelle has a square head, not dis-similar to kryten in red dwarf!

Chernobyl cheeks, rather than rosy? The girl could be used as a source of sustainable energy ... every home will have one ...

They may well be but we all have different tastes and its not to my personal likings

Shell is gorgeous.. The most natural of the women in the house

I agree, she is by far my favourite to win, she is highly watchable purely for the fact that she comes across so real and normal.

What a horrible thread this is! Thank god I'm not in the house! Haha oh well it's fun though

Dan - he does not look human? In his official photo he looks pretty scary.
Jason - TOO much muscle
Kitten - enough said
Marco - someone said that he looked like Lex Luther.. he really does
Shell - her official photo is very unflattering, but I think she's otherwise the prettiest girl in the house
Michelle - WHY does she have to tie her hair back so tightly?

Shell: Her face. I can´t look at it without thinking of a rabbit nibbling on a carrot. The cheeks come in too far to the nose(it´s as if you took someones face and squeezed their cheeks inwards). The overly rosiness of the cheeks exaggerate this unflattering feature and when coupled with the teeth(not outrageous and probably would go unnoticed were it not for the cheeks) put me in mind of a rabbit. And she seems such a nice girl and this is very shallow of me but it just drives me nuts that I can´t stand looking at her.

I was looking for just the shallow thread to comment on this Does anyone else see it?

Others. I find I really only notice things when it reflects their personality as well. Like with Shell it really stands out because she acts like a scared rabbit as well and is as scattered in her thoughts I feel like I´m reading Alice in Wonderland again.

Emma: Weak soppy chin, weak soppy character. You focus in on the mouth and she uses the mouth.
Marco:Weak shoulders, weak character.
Michelle. Overtweezed eyebrows which for me reflects the lack of any substance to her. She´s like a blank canvas, one dimensional and I see that in the pencilled in eyebrows someones yet to fill in.
Ahmed: Unfortunate tooth aside I´d have to pick his elderly posture. Really exaggerates his status as the odd one out in the group.
Stuart: Which one is he again?

The rest, I know which part of themselves they dislike but I don´t notice them because I like the way they come together to make who they are.

Whenever I look at Shell I see Rick Parfitt from Status Quo (after a gig and therefor rosy cheeked)

OOOOOooooooh what a nasty thread, it's like being on the official forum - the antithesis of "I think ..... is fit"!! Can I join in???

Marco looks much older than he actually is
Emma's teeth and shapeless clothes make her look like a forty something housewife
Kitten has a very weak chin, and now has a very bad haircut
Michelle has Hamster cheeks and no expressions and bad hair scraped back for a Croydon face lift.
Ahmed's long tooth and shuffling gait
Nadia's hairline starts halfway down her forehead, she has very short stumpy legs and fingers and a very flat face
Stuart' blonde hair, is he secretly ginger? At least he's been told not to wear the hat that covers half of his face?
Victors inability to go bareheaded, what is he hiding??