Michelle's baps! Whatever they are, they are not making up for her lack of perosnality.

Everytime i see her on screen i have a strong urge to take a tissue, lick it and wipe her clean. Dont know why maybe its because i find her dirty!

I normally hate going on about people's looks, but I'm in a bitchy mood today.........

Shell - Weird shaped face, very long and the haircut does nothing to hide it.

Marco - Walks like he's about to shit himself.........

Emma - that receding chin!

Stuart - surfer hair I usually like, but he's got far too much of it, and pinning it back with an Alice band makes him look stupid.

Ahmed - very round shoulders, makes him look like a hunchback.

Vanessa - The bottle-blonde colour of her hair is vile.

Michelle - she pulls her hair back so tightly I can almost hear it screaming!

Kitten - Seriously dodgy fringe, large pasty-coloured legs (lots like mine, if I'm honest).

Nadia - slightly flat face.

Victor - I know hats aren't usually classed as a body part, but his is so rarely off that it might as well be.

Dan - whoever cut his hair had obviously had one over the eight..........

Jason - facial and buttock-crack fuzz........ yuk!

Victor - massive arse
Vanessa - mouth like a fish.

Nadia- All of it.

Yes, her cheeks are rather reminiscent of a 'skelped arse'. Not sure if they are entirely natural as I saw her brushing copious amounts of blusher onto them earlier .

lu

PS: her nose is also rather red

Loving this thread!
Always feel uncomfortable criticising peoples looks but have to agree with lots of comments here.
Ahmeds unfortunate tooth,
Kittens droopy eyes (pure jealousy here as at least if she wore eyeshadow you would see it unlike mine!)
Shells rosy cheeks because they clash with her hair!
Stuarts eyebrows (gimme some tweezers someone)
Michells wrenched back hair (roflmao at croydon face lift )
Nadias mouth too small for her face