I'm sorry if i sound like nearly half of the moany old so and so here, but i honestly don't get why everyone is finding their "relationship" so interesting.

To me it's as fake as Jordans "baps". I mean to me anyways (i can't speak for the rest of yous) their relationship is al front to keep them both in the house because they both know that their personalities aren't strong enough and therefore they would be just another "wallpaper" housemate!

So by them "getting together" and causing some tabliod heaven news, they would get noticed. And lets be honest right, do they both have any substance? I mean all i see Stuart doing is smiling alot and talking a bit. And all i see Michelle do is bitch a bit and only have one single facial expression! Did she have botox or something?

And if they really "did-it" THAT night, then it must of been the most slowest and boring sex ever to be televised or done in the history of the human race! I mean come on do you really have sex with someone and say "oooh stuart touch my baps"? . And "dont be shy, come on"? Oh pleeeeeeeease, how ameture is that! Michelle unusual guidence to Staurt just sounded like she was auditioning to be the third member of the cheeky girls, lol.

Okay i admit it, it was kind of funny but only because it was so slow and staged lol. But other then that, all their teasing and kissing to the cameras is really starting to bore me. And to be honest with you lot, i may be unpopular here with this opinion but so what- There antics are really distorying BB for me this year! I think it's distorying my experience because its so fake and tabliod-ish, and you can tell it aint a developing relationship like Paul and Helens from BB2 fame.

A developing, genuine and cute relationship between two likable characters is something that would keep me glued. And even something like Jades and PJs "antics" would keep me glued because it was so halirious and truthful the way PJ just ignored Jade the next day, it was just like any one night stand experience. But M&S relationship is just all front and show.

I have a really bad feeling theat they would be kept in the house for a long time, possibly by the tweenies watching the show and voting for them to be kept in because they are "cute" and "fit" .

Never mind, I just hope that people see how fake and tedious they both are. And i just hope that somehow they will be voted out as soon as they are nominated.

Other then those two losers crapping up my enjoyment of the series, i think BB5 is going to be just as big as BB3!

I do agree, Lala, however I'm not sure about Stuart doing it for that purpose. I think Stuart's just insecure (explains the TH thing - if he was so great, he wouldnt need to be TH). I think he was there just at the right time.

I do agree though that they'll probably stay in longer, which means more Chicken

I agree too lala. If it were real it would be squalid enough, but the fakiness of the way it is at the moment is just laughable.

I don't really want to see romance in the BB house, but I make an exception for Paul and Helen, which was endearing, respectful, and concerned real feelings!

I just find this Stuart and Michelle thing quite dull.

Yes, In total agreement lala, was going to post something similar, but you have summed it up completely. I'm afraid this is where the tabloids begin to influence the coverage. Even the phone poll on BBLB today reflected the cynicism and feelings of utter indifference regarding yet another pathetic, highly embarrassing and entirely unromantic relationship. (For those who didn't see 28% thought Michelle and Stuart would go further, whilst 72% thought their romance was a wash-out) But the tabloids never seem to learn - as was aptly demonstrated by that idiot from News of the World who claimed they'd be flogging the story for all it was worth.....*YAWN*

Yep I agree too - Michelle could have least at made it a bit more believable rather than just suddnely following him around and getting into bed with him. The whole reason Helen and Paul were intersting to watch was because there was a huge build up to it. You could tell they liked each other but it was interesting to watch if anything happened as the weeks progressed. This all seemed to happen at once.

I'm not sure Stuart's in it for the same reasons. To be honest I think he is extremely uncomfortable about it now. I think he's embarrassed, but knows he can't completely give her the cold shoulder because he'll be "the bad guy". I feel very sorry for him!

I'm enjoying Michelles desperation more than anything else. Her jealousy when Stuart is within 10 metres of Vanessa is hilarious. And it's bringing out the bitchy sides of other people.

Stuart is definitely a bit of a wet mop, but Michelle still has potential. Anyone who saw her face, and the quick tapping of the foot when Vanessa was doing Stuart's hair can see that this girl ain't right.

If the producers are clever they'll turn this into Fatal Attraction rather than a porn movie.

If they do the bedsit thing this week, Michelle could get the most votes, and would obviously choose Vanessa to be evicted with her. That could be good fun.

I dont know why everyone is thinking Stuart is the innocent party here!

After all it does take two to tango!

And yeah what the hell is all the "Chicken" buisness al about?



Is Michelle disperate for some KFC or something?

I say, sit back, watch the others girls become increasingly frustrated with the ice maiden, as well as some of the guys, and see what she does next. I can't stand the idea of Nadia and Emma screaming on one side of the house, and Vanessa and Shell talking pretentious bullshit on the other.

He was so shocked when she dragged him into bed and started teaching him everything she knew his hormones dragged him along for the ride Most inexperienced blokes would fall for that one.

And you need to watch the live feeds more, chicken Or chuck, as they say where I come from

Oh i can't wait til Stuart is out of that house!

I will never warm to him i dont think!

But didn't the live feeds also show *him* getting into her bed after his little 'emma' tantrum? Nor did I see him rushing out of bed the next morning, in fact he seemed quite comfortable cuddling and being affectionate with her in full view of everyone. Or in the bathroom that afternnon where he was more than a willing participant in their snogfest. He's hardly been the innocent victim everyone likes to make out he is. The only reason Michelle is going after him the way she is because he's given her no reason to 'give up' so to speak. If he isn't interested then why on earth doesn't he speak up and tell her flat out? He's blowing hot and cold and that's the problem, not some imagined pychosis Michelle is allegedly under. He can't tell her she's beautiful and kiss her willing on one hand and then on the other expect her to keep her distance. She's not a mind reader, if he needs space then he should tell her he needs space not expect her to guess from his erratic emotions.

I thought it was her way of letting him know he was "Finger Lickin' Good"

She just wants a good cluckin' (insert random beatings here for use of bad punnage)

Random beatings.... random beatings... random beatings

I have to agree absolutely - every year people ask - what do you want to see in the house and the answer from most media etc is romance. But it isn't what I want to watch. It is embarrassing to watch the fakeness and akwardness of it (their 'romance' I mean, not their sexual encounters)

Having said that, I don't want to see their sexual encounters either. If I want to see other people having sex, I'll watch a porn movie thanks - at least you get to see more and the lighting is better (I make no comment as to whether or not I do watch porn - I'm just making the general point !!!)

I totally agree with you lala, they are starting to bore me as well. I would rather watch the other housemates conversations over them two canoodling any day.

I cannot wait for those two to be voted out.

Stuart needs to stop being a big girl and just nail the woman already!

Stuart needs to be assured that "No babies were harmed during the making of the alarm clock". What a twot. The more I think about it, the more they deserve each other, chicken.

Stuart just needs a lesson in 'man' I think... to much a boy at the moment

Stuart's punchability rises every time he's on screen!