Surely the moment of the highlights show had to be Stuart complaining about the baby crying that was used for the alarm.

I don't know whether he thought that it was the sound of babies being poked in the eyes with pins or what....

THIS BOY WOULD NEVER COPE WITH HAVING HIS OWN BABY!

I appreciated BB's response to Stuart.....Even BB sounded amused.

First glimmer of a personality from the Macclesfield brainbox, I thought. Good line from the Voice of BB, too.

I was angry at him.

He was moaning at someone else in the group as if they would be bothered, while he is lying in someone elses bed in week 1.

He looked pathetic and I can see that attitude getting on a few peoples wick.

"Big Brother can assure you no babies were harmed in the making of this morning's alarm."

Contender for funniest moment of the show

BB's comeback was sheer comic genius, intetional or not.

Stuart was showing yet another aspect of life that he is completely and utterly naive about.

I bet he had mental images of someone holding a baby over a lava pit with a tape recorder or something.