All 4 feeds on Rachel in the pool.
Thanks for the choice, BB.

Meanwhile back in the cabanna room, the bitchfest has turned to Krysten....

Britney:"If I was a guy , I wouldn't date her"

Lane:" When I 1st saw her I thought she was cross-eyed"

Monet:" Maybe I could get her vote"

Monet runs through her proposed spiel to Hayden. "You're the 1 vote I need...."

Deluded much?

After BB11 ended, Ronnie started sucking up and hanging out with all the popular ones (Jeff, Jordan, Michele). He's still a douche.


Did you watch the feeds last year? He was horrible. It was fun hating him though, in hindsight.

Nope, so I guess I can't really comment on how he really was

A feeling that I bet will return next Summer when he inevitably returns for Allstars.

Monet playing pool with Hayden.

Been afk so I don't know if she's campaigning.....

Enters shallow mode to say ....
Monet bending over the pool table is very pleasing,

I wonder if she'll ever be aware that she's a little too tall for those shower doors.

Britney, Ragan, Enzo and Matt in the cabanna room, amusing themselves about Kathy's housekeeping "duties".

Nothing
Interesting
Happening
At all.
Yawn.

Rachel and Monet have taken up position in the stocks.

Enzo and Lane are like a running comedy act throughout the boring hours and hours and hours and ... of nothingness. Rachel's laugh on the other end

This season is bad so far, we really need some fights.

Monet: "I want to stay. I'm going to try."

Well come on then. Start campaigning. Make up some lies about Matt and start subtly circulating them. Explain why it's in their interests to keep you in.

Matt is a great gameplayer, he probably read that the one who stays in the second eviction goes on to the final week. And that's why he should be voted out. He's so much smarter than anyone of them thinks he is. Nobody expects him to be a Mensa-member with all his tattoos and "only" be a web-designer.

Monet & Britney still with their feet dangling in the tub; just chit-chat and sarcasm about Kristin and Rachel. Have they no idea of game-play at all? At least Annie gave it a shot.

You'll never guess who's having romantic time in the HoH. Not in a million years.

No more Annie, so don't bother suggesting "Brick up the HoH door and kill the power" as a saboteur task on CBS.com.

Morning 3WD. Matt has joined Monet & Britney by the pool but it's just chit chat.

Morning. There was a brief flash of the pool between face sucking.

I'm more conscious of Monet's epic campaign to stay since you mentioned it earlier. So far, this has consisted of giving Kristen a death glare via mirrors.

Olympic-scale slobbering in HOH.
Britney sits by the pool alone.
Kathy, Kristin, Ragan, Lane, Hayden on the outdoor seats, chit-chat, no game talk.

The After Dark editor just aired their opinion in a roundabout way and it was grand.

Lightning-quick jump cuts between six immobile slothlike hamsters on the patio.

Our star-crossed lovers go downstairs to mingle. Rachel, who has donned a very low-cut dress to emphasise her enhancements, throws the beachball about; Britney stays stony-faced by the pool.
R is called to the DR.

Enzo comes to a semblance of life in discussing The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Britney just kind of nods along.

Ragan, Monet say they would do Survivor. "It's only like a month in Have Nots." They sort of explain it to Enzo.

Kathy and Kristin are bonding over not understanding what Matt is up to.

Enzo bends over to inspect something on the bottom shelf of the fridge and promptly farts.

His gas is one of the more urgent topics in a lethargic house.