"So text in and tell us why you're up at this time of night,"
Ten minutes later:
"We've had a text in from Nick from Sheffield who's sitting in a big hall with lots of people milling around in hi-viz jackets and he's wondering if he's going to lose his seat."
Of course they would never actually read that out.
Or if they did,they'd edit out the "from Sheffield" bit,because as we know on Heart,on the overnight networked show,listeners that text in never have their locations revealed. Unless they're listening abroad,of course.
We don't want the listeners cottoning on to the fact that everybody all over the country is listening to the same show,do we? (Except for the "Scotland's Heart" jingles.) And for listeners in Scotland to hear "Hello to Karen in Bristol" would rather destroy the illusion that Heart's a "local" station.
Frankly,I don't know why they bother pretending. If somebody texts in from Bristol,then read it out as so and so from Bristol. Ok,so then people will realise that it's not a local show and everybody all over the country is listening to the same thing. But so what? Will it make people turn over? Will they stop listening?
You could argue that Heart doesn't credit its audience with very much intelligence that if they keep up this pretence by never saying the locations of people that text in,the listeners won't realise that it's a networked show.
I would say that the fact that they never read out a listener's town or city makes it blatantly obvious that it's networked.