I was just thinking about the new eviction night programme schedules. They used to have to sit for half an hour, then the evictee had an hour to pack and put on their eviction clothes, then they sat again for the eviction.

But with the new way, they sit locked in for two hours and at the end of that, several of them are bursting for the loo. Doesn't that mean that the evictee will be doing highlights interview with Davina nearly wetting his or her knickers? Now *that* is evil Big Brother!