Some say he uses her and treats her badly (e.g. microwave) but I think their love is genuine and he really does like her. People are just jealous and nasty.
Go, Go Andrew & Watermelon!
Go, Go Andrew & Watermelon!
The Andrew and Watermelon Appreciation Thread.
He cheats on the watermelon though 
he does McDs apple pies, hoovers and OMG worst of all....trifles!!!!
he does McDs apple pies, hoovers and OMG worst of all....trifles!!!!
I think some guidelines should be stated in case anyone wants to follow Andrew's lead and to ensure that people practise responsible behaviour.
Also look out for this sticker.
Safe and ripe
Quote:
“Watermelon may be the first known object that is completely safe for sex.
For one, it is not recommended to warm up the watermelon in a microwave prior to activities. Doing so can result in certain sections of the watermelon meat to become extremely hot and could result in severe burns.
They also suggest not copulating with a watermelon during a family picnic as there may be a risk of having the melon cut up mistakenly.
Lastly, they strongly encouraged users to discard their love melon after four uses to avoid bacterial buildup.”
“Watermelon may be the first known object that is completely safe for sex.
For one, it is not recommended to warm up the watermelon in a microwave prior to activities. Doing so can result in certain sections of the watermelon meat to become extremely hot and could result in severe burns.
They also suggest not copulating with a watermelon during a family picnic as there may be a risk of having the melon cut up mistakenly.
Lastly, they strongly encouraged users to discard their love melon after four uses to avoid bacterial buildup.”
Also look out for this sticker.
Safe and ripe
Originally Posted by Tormented:
“As no-one's done it yet thought I'd copy this link from the WHATM thread
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“As no-one's done it yet thought I'd copy this link from the WHATM thread
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ROFL
