Oh it is wonderful!!!!

News stories about what they WANTED to happen - nothing about what DID happen ....

By the time I'd read through THEIR version I was giddy with all the spinning!!!!

Happy Happy Cake, Happy Pie, Happy Food, Booze, Swear, Happy Happy!

Still trying to get the page to load up. The headline I've read on another thread is something along the lines of, "Michelle standing up to Vicious Victor", and sounds like a bullshit hatchet job.

La la la ....... can't hear any violent arguing .... la la la ......

(they've got those fingers in the ears thingies on!)

Try the text only version .... I've given up on the pretty pictures ....

[quote=novice]La la la ....... can't hear any violent arguing .... la la la ......

(they've got those fingers in the ears thingies on!)[/QUOTE

Take your fingers out your ears, and earie silence, the lull before the storm




Victor Out

They probably write the bulk of this stuff before it even happens and the just try and add in some detail from the actual events.

Whitewash for sale, get your whitewash.
Sold by the bucketload (for minor incidents)
and by the lorryload (for major problems...)

lmao

And tip-ex for those hard-to-reach swearwords...