Van: Me me me Africa me me water me me Not fair! me me

Michelle: But I don't know what the public think chicken

Stuart: Well.. Hmmm... Yeah.... Well... Think of Past Stuart!

Nadia: I NEED A FAG! PLEASE BIG BROTHER! SOB! FAG!

Emma: Is it because you is black?? (remember, it's a joke).

Victor: I will trample all of you, you know what I'm sayin innit?

Shell: Well, I can see what you are saying, but from my point of view I have to take a step back because I simply can be that person blah blah blah

Dan: COULD WE ALL STOP SHOUTING?!!?!

Ahmed: Ahmania! Please listen to my opinion about something really boring and ilrelevant, because I want to make it. Ahmania! Ahmania!

Marco: Blah blah sorry blah blah squeal blah sob blah

Jason: I'm the fuc kin' daddy here! Fuc kin' clean up your room children! Dinnae fuc k with the daddy!

LOL excellent.

Iain

I do wish they'd ban the phrases "playing a game" and "fake". They should have a swear-box with instant strikes or prize money deducted or something. nd

Oh, I thought you meant

Victor - 6mths suspended
Emma - 50hrs community service

That sort of thing.

Nah. Emma wouldn't be able to work out how long 50 hours is.

Ahmedo wapa do wap do wap do wap,