HM just been told they can watch the England game without sound. Is this part of the plan to cheer them up

The only thing that will cheer Victor up is when Emma departs this earth. He's still fuming and looks like he's about to blow his top at any moment.

I assume it is the Switzerland game

Good move on Big Brother's part giving them the game. Looks like it's calmed them right down.

If they're watching tonight's game they'll be happy.

Great idea C4. They'll be bonded forever when the third goal goes in.

Yeah, thanks Endemol..... I can now get a decent night's sleep, because staying up to watch a bunch of people watching an 'invisible' football match is a going a little bit far...... even for me!