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Old 30-09-2011, 15:40
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Kelly Rowland - Work
'Chicken baby chicken baby chicken baby, fillets
lol yeah does sound like that!
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Old 01-10-2011, 21:40
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Lol after watching Cee lo green i have another..

Real-

I guess hes a xbox
And im more atari

Mine-
I guess hes a expert
And im more retarded

Lol i honestly thought cee lo sang that in for get you that...lol
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Old 01-10-2011, 21:54
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Michael Jackson - Billie Jean

Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.

I always heard it as:

Then a heavy hit her with ice cream being the one.
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Old 01-10-2011, 23:01
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The Wanted - Lightning
I heard the line:
"Just you and me, and the coats in the back room"

as

"Just you and me, and the goats in the back room"
Even his mouth movement seems like "goats". Odd.
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Old 01-10-2011, 23:09
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We have the radio on at work but it isn't very loud so I often mishear quite alot of lyrics, recent ones being these;

Adele - Rolling in the Deep

"Finger me in the depths of your despair."

Eminem - Spacebound

"Without you I get the shits."
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Old 02-10-2011, 21:49
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On Revolution Rewind they played Neil Diamond's Love on the Rocks earlier. Where Neil sings First they say they want you, it initially sounded like Christmas Day they want you. Maybe because it was released around Christmastime?
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Old 03-10-2011, 00:12
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Marina and the Diamonds - Oh No!
Misheard: "Don't need money, don't need faith"
Real: "Don't need money, don't need fame"
This song again...

Misheard: I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine
Real: I know exactly why I walk and talk like banshee

It doesn't even sound like machine!
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Old 03-10-2011, 15:48
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Just spat fizzy water out all over my keyboard
oops sorry!!!
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Old 03-10-2011, 15:57
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One of the best threads on DS. Every post here is too funny
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Old 03-10-2011, 16:15
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From Thriller, I thought the bridge went:

"Night creatures come in the Death Star to walk in their masquerade".

It's actually "night creatures call and the dead start to walk in their masquerade".
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Old 03-10-2011, 17:53
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I always used to mis-hear 'YMCA' as 'Roll Out The Ape' in a noisy disco type environment.
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Old 03-10-2011, 18:42
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Britney Spears - Stronger
"My nosiness is killing me no more"
I remember belting my heart out to that when I was a kid and being so embarrassed when my cousin told me it was "lonliness" not nosiness...

Thank You For The Heartbreak - Sugababes
"I wouldn't be here, dancing off my tits"
it's actually "dancing off my tears"
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Old 03-10-2011, 18:47
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I always used to mis-hear 'YMCA' as 'Roll Out The Ape' in a noisy disco type environment.
Haha
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Old 03-10-2011, 18:52
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Madonna's Ray of Light:
"Anna Friel, Anna Friel, Anna Friel just got home"
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Old 03-10-2011, 19:25
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Meatloaf - Bat Out Of Hell

Actual Lyrics: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike

Misheard Lyrics: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike

Even though I know what the real lyrics are I still hear 'Cilla Black fan on a bike' whenever I hear this song. This misheard lyric is quite a common one though.
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Old 04-10-2011, 18:19
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Madonna's Ray of Light:
"Anna Friel, Anna Friel, Anna Friel just got home"
The song makes me think of Anna Friel, and Anna Friel makes me think of the song!
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Old 04-10-2011, 19:07
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Will Young - Jealousy

Misheard: "And it feels like cheddar cheese"
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Old 04-10-2011, 19:22
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Haha my mum is a repeat offender...

Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much

Actual - I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
Misheard - I can't believe you kiss your carving knife

Guns N Roses - Paradise City

Actual - Take me down to the paradise city
Misheard - Take me down to a very nice city

McFly - 5 Colours in Her Hair

Actual - That weirdo with 5 colours in her hair
Misheard - That weirdo with fine feathers in her hair

Marc Bolan - 20th Century Boy

Actual - Just like rock and roll
Misheard - Just like Robin Hood

Green Day - Christian's Inferno

Actual - Woah-oh, Christian's inferno
Misheard - Woah-oh, rich chicks and vertigo
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Old 04-10-2011, 19:31
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I used to think the Westlife song flying without wings was, some find a chair every morning. the actual lyric is some find it sharing every morning
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Old 04-10-2011, 21:05
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I thought Bruno Mars was singing about a Scaffold of Ladders, not a sky full of lighters....
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Old 05-10-2011, 20:21
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Mariah Carey's "No I can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving" still gets me after all these years....
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Old 05-10-2011, 20:26
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Tinchy Styders In My System, theres a bit that sounds like:

How does your nan sow like that?

But it's actually
How did you grab my soul like that! :S

Also Pussy Cat Dolls When I Grow Up's "I wanna have groupies" sounded a lot like "I wanna have boobies"!
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Old 05-10-2011, 20:35
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From Smashing Pumpkins' Crush:

Real lyrics:
"You wrap your arms around, a feeling that surrounds, like liquid peppermint, just taste the drinks that she served"

What I hear (even though I know it's wrong):
"You wrap your arms around, I'm feeling less aroused, like liquid happiness, just taste the dreams that she sells"

Strangely this actually fits quite well in a post-coital feeling of happiness kinda way and I prefer it to the real lyrics.
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Old 05-10-2011, 21:54
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I used to think the Westlife song flying without wings was, some find a chair every morning. the actual lyric is some find it sharing every morning
I have another one from this same song. For ‘you’ll find it in the deepest friendships’ I heard ‘deepest trenches’ – like some sort of references to soldiers camaraderie in the trenches during the war.

A few other embarrassing ones:

Traktor - Wretch 32
Misheard: Her asthma – her breathing’s like a tractor
Actual: I ride this motherf*#&ing beat like a tractor

Do They Know It’s Christmas – Bandaid
Misheard: Viva, woah!
Actual: Feed the world

Maneater – Hall & Oats
Misheard: Watch out boy, she’ll chew your arm
Actual: Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up

Hazard – Richard Marx
Misheard: I need to make it to the river, and leave, there’s only grass skirts now
Actual: I need to make it to the river, and leave this old Nebraska town

By The Way – Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Misheard: Standing in line you see a shorter line
Actual: Standing in line to see the show tonight
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Old 05-10-2011, 22:45
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ABBA - I Have A Dream

Misheard: "to help Nicole"
Actual: "to help me cope"
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