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Kelly Rowland - Work
'Chicken baby chicken baby chicken baby, fillets |
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Lol after watching Cee lo green i have another..
Real- I guess hes a xbox And im more atari Mine- I guess hes a expert And im more retarded Lol i honestly thought cee lo sang that in for get you that...lol |
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Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one. I always heard it as: Then a heavy hit her with ice cream being the one. |
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The Wanted - Lightning
I heard the line: "Just you and me, and the coats in the back room" as "Just you and me, and the goats in the back room" Even his mouth movement seems like "goats". Odd. |
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We have the radio on at work but it isn't very loud so I often mishear quite alot of lyrics, recent ones being these;
Adele - Rolling in the Deep "Finger me in the depths of your despair." Eminem - Spacebound "Without you I get the shits." |
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On Revolution Rewind they played Neil Diamond's Love on the Rocks earlier. Where Neil sings First they say they want you, it initially sounded like Christmas Day they want you. Maybe because it was released around Christmastime?
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Marina and the Diamonds - Oh No!
Misheard: "Don't need money, don't need faith" Real: "Don't need money, don't need fame" Misheard: I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine Real: I know exactly why I walk and talk like banshee It doesn't even sound like machine!
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One of the best threads on DS. Every post here is too funny
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From Thriller, I thought the bridge went:
"Night creatures come in the Death Star to walk in their masquerade". It's actually "night creatures call and the dead start to walk in their masquerade". |
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I always used to mis-hear 'YMCA' as 'Roll Out The Ape' in a noisy disco type environment.
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Britney Spears - Stronger
"My nosiness is killing me no more" I remember belting my heart out to that when I was a kid and being so embarrassed when my cousin told me it was "lonliness" not nosiness... Thank You For The Heartbreak - Sugababes "I wouldn't be here, dancing off my tits" it's actually "dancing off my tears"
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I always used to mis-hear 'YMCA' as 'Roll Out The Ape' in a noisy disco type environment.
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Madonna's Ray of Light:
"Anna Friel, Anna Friel, Anna Friel just got home" |
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Meatloaf - Bat Out Of Hell
Actual Lyrics: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram On a silver black phantom bike Misheard Lyrics: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike Even though I know what the real lyrics are I still hear 'Cilla Black fan on a bike' whenever I hear this song. This misheard lyric is quite a common one though. |
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Madonna's Ray of Light:
"Anna Friel, Anna Friel, Anna Friel just got home" |
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Will Young - Jealousy
Misheard: "And it feels like cheddar cheese"
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Haha my mum is a repeat offender...
Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much Actual - I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight Misheard - I can't believe you kiss your carving knife Guns N Roses - Paradise City Actual - Take me down to the paradise city Misheard - Take me down to a very nice city McFly - 5 Colours in Her Hair Actual - That weirdo with 5 colours in her hair Misheard - That weirdo with fine feathers in her hair Marc Bolan - 20th Century Boy Actual - Just like rock and roll Misheard - Just like Robin Hood Green Day - Christian's Inferno Actual - Woah-oh, Christian's inferno Misheard - Woah-oh, rich chicks and vertigo |
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I used to think the Westlife song flying without wings was, some find a chair every morning. the actual lyric is some find it sharing every morning
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I thought Bruno Mars was singing about a Scaffold of Ladders, not a sky full of lighters....
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Mariah Carey's "No I can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving" still gets me after all these years....
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Tinchy Styders In My System, theres a bit that sounds like:
How does your nan sow like that? But it's actually How did you grab my soul like that! :S Also Pussy Cat Dolls When I Grow Up's "I wanna have groupies" sounded a lot like "I wanna have boobies"! |
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From Smashing Pumpkins' Crush:
Real lyrics: "You wrap your arms around, a feeling that surrounds, like liquid peppermint, just taste the drinks that she served" What I hear (even though I know it's wrong): "You wrap your arms around, I'm feeling less aroused, like liquid happiness, just taste the dreams that she sells" Strangely this actually fits quite well in a post-coital feeling of happiness kinda way and I prefer it to the real lyrics. |
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I used to think the Westlife song flying without wings was, some find a chair every morning. the actual lyric is some find it sharing every morning
A few other embarrassing ones: Traktor - Wretch 32 Misheard: Her asthma – her breathing’s like a tractor Actual: I ride this motherf*#&ing beat like a tractor Do They Know It’s Christmas – Bandaid Misheard: Viva, woah! Actual: Feed the world Maneater – Hall & Oats Misheard: Watch out boy, she’ll chew your arm Actual: Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up Hazard – Richard Marx Misheard: I need to make it to the river, and leave, there’s only grass skirts now Actual: I need to make it to the river, and leave this old Nebraska town By The Way – Red Hot Chilli Peppers Misheard: Standing in line you see a shorter line Actual: Standing in line to see the show tonight |
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ABBA - I Have A Dream
Misheard: "to help Nicole" Actual: "to help me cope" |
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