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Old 14-07-2012, 04:08
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This always happens to me, and i end up looking like a complete idiot!
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Old 14-07-2012, 11:15
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My friends girlfriends mum always misheard the lyrics to Monster by The Automatic.

Instead of 'What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster?!?', she sang ...

'What's that coming over the hill? Is it a bus stop? Is it a bus stop?!?'
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Old 14-07-2012, 12:43
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On Bros' 'I Owe You Nothing', I thought that the line 'I'll watch you crumble' was 'I'll watch you cum boy'.
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Old 15-07-2012, 21:10
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On Abba's Waterloo, the lyric "I feel like I win when I lose" sounds like "I feel like a wimp when I lose". This could almost have been an inspiration for a later hit of theirs The Winner Takes it All!
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Old 15-07-2012, 23:50
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When my son was about 3 or 4 I remember him singing to himself:

Treat me right, treat me good
Treat me like you know you should
I ain't made of wood
And I don't have a wood grandpa
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Old 16-07-2012, 00:32
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To out of reach by gabrielle I sang ' You'll be out of my mind like the old perfume' when the lyrics were 'You'll be out of my mind And I'll be over you'
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Old 16-07-2012, 01:05
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Britney - boys I always thought the first line said "what would it take for you to just SLEEP with me" to which I only recently discovered she says "Leave with me" not sleep ha
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Old 16-07-2012, 11:44
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I always thought 'I'm special, special, so special, special' in 'Brass In My Pocket' was 'I'm speckled, speckled, so speckled, speckled'
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Old 16-07-2012, 12:04
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poor lorraine always getting set on fire
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Old 16-07-2012, 16:41
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Stooshe.

"DADDY I'VE FALLEN FOR A MASTER"
or
"DADDY I'VE FALLEN FOR A LOBSTER"

definitely MONSTER.


And Wiley's new song Heatwave...

"I'ma party I'm gon' dance, put your hands up on my body.."

They way it's sung sounds as if it should be "...put your hands down my pants"

that could be me being rude, but it was my initial thought the first time I heard it.
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Old 17-07-2012, 09:19
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GIRLS ALOUD, Call The Shots:
I hear "Just coz you're ace in the bed, and call the shots"
Actual "Just coz you're raising the bet, and call the shots"

MCFLY, Ignorance:
I hear "17 years old, and there's nothing left but lumps"
Actual "17 years old, and there's nothing left but loss"

LADY GAGA, Bad Kids:
I hear "I'm a blanket"
Actual "I'm a bad kid"
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Old 17-07-2012, 13:09
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Primadonna by Marina and The Diamonds - I really don't know why it's such a big dildo... This had me in stitches until I realised it was 'Deal though'.
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Old 17-07-2012, 13:17
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My mum (who is slightly deaf to be fair) is always mishearing lyrics, it's pretty amusing.

LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It
Misheard: "Rizzle Rizzle Rizzle Rizzle Rizzle (Kicks)"
Actual: "Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle (yeah)"
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Old 17-07-2012, 13:24
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"Come around we'll kick your ass in" You get what you give by The New Radicals

No wait a mo those were the REAL lyrics. Ken Bruce commenting on that line this morning "it was going so well until the language started"
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Old 17-07-2012, 14:57
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Led Zeppelins 'Rock and roll', for ages I thought Robert was singing 'Carry me bag, carry me bag..."
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Old 17-07-2012, 15:18
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LADY GAGA, Bad Kids:
I hear "I'm a blanket"
Actual "I'm a bad kid"
****ing. Brilliant.
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Old 17-07-2012, 16:11
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Linkin Park - 'Nobody's Listening'

I heard: 'Tried to keep you horny, but everyone ignores me...'
He says: 'Tried to give you warning, but everyone ignores me...'

Embarrassing...
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Old 17-07-2012, 18:55
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Primadonna by Marina and The Diamonds - I really don't know why it's such a big dildo... This had me in stitches until I realised it was 'Deal though'.
Yeah I mentioned that here already. Glad I wasn't the only one then
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Old 17-07-2012, 19:54
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Old 17-07-2012, 20:08
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Old 17-07-2012, 20:50
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when I was a baby I used to sing The Stone Roses - I wanna be adorded as "I wanna be a dome"
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Old 17-07-2012, 20:51
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JUST BECAUSE YOUR FIT
DOESN`T MAKE YOU RIGHT, OH NO
JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL GOOD
STILL WANT YOU HERE TONIGHT

Apparently that isn't the lyric in skunk ananise- hedonism but it sure sounds like it !
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Old 18-07-2012, 02:59
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Primadonna by Marina and The Diamonds - I really don't know why it's such a big dildo...
I just might giggle whenever I hear that line now!
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Old 18-07-2012, 14:46
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Don't Talk About This Love - Cheryl Cole

Sounds like: it's like I could drown in syphilis
Lyrics: it's like I could drown, it's effortless
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Old 18-07-2012, 20:41
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LADY GAGA, Bad Kids:
I hear "I'm a blanket"
Actual "I'm a bad kid"
I thought this was "I'm a bag head baby"
This was around the time everyone was saying baghead, meaning druggie too.. was funny >.<
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