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hit me with your rhythm stick - Ian Dury And The Blockheads
when i was a kid i used to think it was hit me with your ribbon stick. |
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hit me with your rhythm stick - Ian Dury And The Blockheads
when i was a kid i used to think it was hit me with your ribbon stick. |
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A friend thought Alexandra Burke's "Broken Heels" was called "Broken Hips", it's all I ever hear now when I listen to it.
Others: Macy Gray Misheard lyric: "I wear goggles when you are not here." Actual lyric: "My world crumbles when you are not here." Mark Morrison Misheard lyric: "You're like a man." Actual lyric: "You lied to me." Christina Aguilera Misheard lyric: "Like your old G-string, just trust the voice within." Actual lyric: "Like your oldest friend, just trust the voice within" |
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A friend thought Alexandra Burke's "Broken Heels" was called "Broken Hips", it's all I ever hear now when I listen to it.
![]() You never know, she may release that in 50 years time
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[/quote] Don't Talk About This Love - Cheryl Cole
Misheard: Like I could drown, it's syphilis. ![]() Actual: Like I could drown, it's effortless.[/quote] I thought this too!! Except I thought it was Like I could drown IN syphilis!! Oops!!
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Jason Derulo - What If
Misheard: " This is the first ive seen your face but theres a chance we are made". Actual: "This is the first ive seen your face but theres a chance we are soulmates". Miley Cyrus - Every Rose Has its Thorn Misheard: " Although we both lack clothes together" Actual: " Although we both lie close together" Lady Gaga - Bad Romance Misheard: " Want John Barrowman" Actual : " Want your bad romance" It actually sounds like she says that if you listen closely
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Alex Burke- Start Without You. When the man raps, I always think he's saying ''girl fella, she whiny whiny whine'' but I can't find what he really raps.
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That Rhianna song with T.I (is it called live your life?) It sounds like she is saying ''to the gay men'' but she is saying Till the game end.
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That Rhianna song with T.I (is it called live your life?) It sounds like she is saying ''to the gay men'' but she is saying Till the game end.
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Dido - White Flag
I will go down for this shit, i will put my hands in a blender. There will be no white flag on my floor. I'm in love and always am me. That's how stupid i was at the age of 10. And i was one of those nutters that thought Lady Gaga shouted Red Wine. ![]() You are so right. !!. i used to do that all the time aswell
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I listened to Aretha Franklin's 'The Weight' for the first time yesterday and thought she sang-
"Take a load of fanny" its actually "Take a load off Fannie" So not far off really!! |
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Glamorous - Fergie
Always thought she was saying "Flopsy, Flopsy" (she's actually saying "Flossay, Flossay"...neither make much sense in hindsight lol) My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion "You know that the hot dogs go on" "You know that the heart does go on" AND "And if only Coldseal Windows" "And never let go till we're gone" |
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Billy Ocean - Go And Get Stuffed (Going Gets Tough)
Bob Dylan - The Ants Are My Friends, Is Blowing In The Wind...... |
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"Don't call Jason Waterfalls"
TLC - Waterfalls I was actually glad to hear I wasn't the first to think this either
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Somebody's Watching Me - Rockwell
I always thought it was "I'm on a speedboat, somebody's watching me" |
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Rod stewart - Maggie May
'It's late september & I really should be back at school' I always heard: 'It slade so tender & I really should be back at school' |
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Just wow at some of these
Some people need to get their ears syringed
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My Mum thought:
"Gettin' jiggy with it" was "hit a chicken with it"... And a friend from college thought: "Come on Eileen" was "Come on Ali" as a song dedicated to Mohammed Ali!!!
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On No Doubts Excuse me Mr, I thought it started:
"I'm like a baker with no laws" until last week when i realised its "i'm like a beggar with no luck" which makes more sense! |
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I have to admit when i first heard the Shania Twain song "That Don't Impress Me Much".I thought there was a line that said "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night".The actual line is "I can't believe you kiss you car good night".
If you listen to the line at 2.22 on the video hopefully you will know what i mean. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8 |
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Jordin Sparks - Battlefield
Actual - Get your armour Misheard - Futurama N Trance - Set you Free Actual - Only love can set you free Misheard - Only love is such a freak Cascada - Evacuate the Dancefloor Actual - Move on and accelerate, You don’t have to be afraid Misheard- Move down to Exeter, You don't have to be afraid Jason Derulo (I Think) - In my Head Actual - In my Head Misheard - In Minehead |
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I have to admit when i first heard the Shania Twain song "That Don't Impress Me Much".I thought there was a line that said "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night".The actual line is "I can't believe you kiss you car good night".
If you listen to the line at 2.22 on the video hopefully you will know what i mean. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8 |
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[quote=gerry d;43190367]I have to admit when i first heard the Shania Twain song "That Don't Impress Me Much".I thought there was a line that said "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night".The actual line is "I can't believe you kiss you car good night".
QUOTE] Just spat out tea as I read that!!! Hilarious! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Jordin Sparks - Battlefield....
I swear there's a part when shes singing "Get your armour" and is overlapped by "CATCH OBAMA!" Also "Humpy, Humpy, we make the whole club jizzy." Shakira - Hips Don't Lie. |
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Don't Talk About This Love - Cheryl Cole
Misheard: Like I could drown, it's syphilis. ![]() Actual: Like I could drown, it's effortless.[/quote] I thought this too!! Except I thought it was Like I could drown IN syphilis!! Oops!![/quote]me too!! when ever it comes on in car i sing that. |
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