hit me with your rhythm stick - Ian Dury And The Blockheads

when i was a kid i used to think it was hit me with your ribbon stick.

I misundertood that lyric. I heard rhythm stick... I just it was something other than what was intended.

A friend thought Alexandra Burke's "Broken Heels" was called "Broken Hips", it's all I ever hear now when I listen to it.

Others:

Macy Gray

Misheard lyric: "I wear goggles when you are not here."

Actual lyric: "My world crumbles when you are not here."

Mark Morrison

Misheard lyric: "You're like a man."

Actual lyric: "You lied to me."

Christina Aguilera

Misheard lyric: "Like your old G-string, just trust the voice within."

Actual lyric: "Like your oldest friend, just trust the voice within"

You never know, she may release that in 50 years time

[/quote] Don't Talk About This Love - Cheryl Cole

Misheard: Like I could drown, it's syphilis.
Actual: Like I could drown, it's effortless.[/quote]

I thought this too!! Except I thought it was Like I could drown IN syphilis!! Oops!!

Jason Derulo - What If

Misheard: " This is the first ive seen your face but theres a chance we are made".

Actual: "This is the first ive seen your face but theres a chance we are soulmates".

Miley Cyrus - Every Rose Has its Thorn

Misheard: " Although we both lack clothes together"

Actual: " Although we both lie close together"

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance

Misheard: " Want John Barrowman"

Actual : " Want your bad romance"

It actually sounds like she says that if you listen closely

Alex Burke- Start Without You. When the man raps, I always think he's saying ''girl fella, she whiny whiny whine'' but I can't find what he really raps.

That Rhianna song with T.I (is it called live your life?) It sounds like she is saying ''to the gay men'' but she is saying Till the game end.

I used to think she was singing that line as well.

that made me laugh so much !!. i used to do that all the time aswell

I listened to Aretha Franklin's 'The Weight' for the first time yesterday and thought she sang-

"Take a load of fanny"

its actually

"Take a load off Fannie"

So not far off really!!

Glamorous - Fergie

Always thought she was saying "Flopsy, Flopsy" (she's actually saying "Flossay, Flossay"...neither make much sense in hindsight lol)

My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion

"You know that the hot dogs go on"
"You know that the heart does go on"

AND

"And if only Coldseal Windows"
"And never let go till we're gone"

Billy Ocean - Go And Get Stuffed (Going Gets Tough)

Bob Dylan - The Ants Are My Friends, Is Blowing In The Wind......

"Don't call Jason Waterfalls"
TLC - Waterfalls

I was actually glad to hear I wasn't the first to think this either

Somebody's Watching Me - Rockwell
I always thought it was "I'm on a speedboat, somebody's watching me"

Rod stewart - Maggie May

'It's late september & I really should be back at school'

I always heard:

'It slade so tender & I really should be back at school'

Just wow at some of these Some people need to get their ears syringed

My Mum thought:

"Gettin' jiggy with it" was "hit a chicken with it"...

And a friend from college thought:

"Come on Eileen" was "Come on Ali" as a song dedicated to Mohammed Ali!!!

On No Doubts Excuse me Mr, I thought it started:

"I'm like a baker with no laws"

until last week when i realised its

"i'm like a beggar with no luck" which makes more sense!

I have to admit when i first heard the Shania Twain song "That Don't Impress Me Much".I thought there was a line that said "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night".The actual line is "I can't believe you kiss you car good night".

If you listen to the line at 2.22 on the video hopefully you will know what i mean.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8

Jordin Sparks - Battlefield

Actual - Get your armour
Misheard - Futurama

N Trance - Set you Free

Actual - Only love can set you free
Misheard - Only love is such a freak

Cascada - Evacuate the Dancefloor

Actual - Move on and accelerate, You don’t have to be afraid
Misheard- Move down to Exeter, You don't have to be afraid

Jason Derulo (I Think) - In my Head

Actual - In my Head
Misheard - In Minehead

YES! ME TOO!!

[quote=gerry d;43190367]I have to admit when i first heard the Shania Twain song "That Don't Impress Me Much".I thought there was a line that said "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night".The actual line is "I can't believe you kiss you car good night".
QUOTE]

Just spat out tea as I read that!!! Hilarious!

Jordin Sparks - Battlefield....
I swear there's a part when shes singing "Get your armour" and is overlapped by "CATCH OBAMA!"


Also

"Humpy, Humpy, we make the whole club jizzy."

Shakira - Hips Don't Lie.

Don't Talk About This Love - Cheryl Cole

Misheard: Like I could drown, it's syphilis.
Actual: Like I could drown, it's effortless.[/quote]

I thought this too!! Except I thought it was Like I could drown IN syphilis!! Oops!![/quote]

me too!! when ever it comes on in car i sing that.