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speedy_gonzales
15-08-2010
hit me with your rhythm stick - Ian Dury And The Blockheads

when i was a kid i used to think it was hit me with your ribbon stick.
RuebenClara
15-08-2010
Originally Posted by speedy_gonzales:
“hit me with your rhythm stick - Ian Dury And The Blockheads

when i was a kid i used to think it was hit me with your ribbon stick.”

I misundertood that lyric. I heard rhythm stick... I just it was something other than what was intended.
Gin Rummy
15-08-2010
A friend thought Alexandra Burke's "Broken Heels" was called "Broken Hips", it's all I ever hear now when I listen to it.

Others:

Macy Gray

Misheard lyric: "I wear goggles when you are not here."

Actual lyric: "My world crumbles when you are not here."

Mark Morrison

Misheard lyric: "You're like a man."

Actual lyric: "You lied to me."

Christina Aguilera

Misheard lyric: "Like your old G-string, just trust the voice within."

Actual lyric: "Like your oldest friend, just trust the voice within"
SillyBillyGoat
15-08-2010
Originally Posted by Gin Rummy:
“A friend thought Alexandra Burke's "Broken Heels" was called "Broken Hips", it's all I ever hear now when I listen to it.”



You never know, she may release that in 50 years time
lulu25
15-08-2010
[/quote] Don't Talk About This Love - Cheryl Cole

Misheard: Like I could drown, it's syphilis.
Actual: Like I could drown, it's effortless.[/quote]

I thought this too!! Except I thought it was Like I could drown IN syphilis!! Oops!!
xx-JulieM-xx
15-08-2010
Jason Derulo - What If

Misheard: " This is the first ive seen your face but theres a chance we are made".

Actual: "This is the first ive seen your face but theres a chance we are soulmates".

Miley Cyrus - Every Rose Has its Thorn

Misheard: " Although we both lack clothes together"

Actual: " Although we both lie close together"

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance

Misheard: " Want John Barrowman"

Actual : " Want your bad romance"

It actually sounds like she says that if you listen closely
LoveBug.
15-08-2010
Alex Burke- Start Without You. When the man raps, I always think he's saying ''girl fella, she whiny whiny whine'' but I can't find what he really raps.
MaxCherry
16-08-2010
That Rhianna song with T.I (is it called live your life?) It sounds like she is saying ''to the gay men'' but she is saying Till the game end.
mystery1990
16-08-2010
Originally Posted by MaxCherry:
“That Rhianna song with T.I (is it called live your life?) It sounds like she is saying ''to the gay men'' but she is saying Till the game end.”

I used to think she was singing that line as well.
rickster1995
16-08-2010
Originally Posted by Red+Blooded:
“Dido - White Flag

I will go down for this shit, i will put my hands in a blender. There will be no white flag on my floor. I'm in love and always am me.

That's how stupid i was at the age of 10.


And i was one of those nutters that thought Lady Gaga shouted Red Wine.



You are so right.”

that made me laugh so much !!. i used to do that all the time aswell
iputaspellonyou
17-08-2010
I listened to Aretha Franklin's 'The Weight' for the first time yesterday and thought she sang-

"Take a load of fanny"

its actually

"Take a load off Fannie"

So not far off really!!
Eliott256
17-08-2010
Glamorous - Fergie

Always thought she was saying "Flopsy, Flopsy" (she's actually saying "Flossay, Flossay"...neither make much sense in hindsight lol)

My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion

"You know that the hot dogs go on"
"You know that the heart does go on"

AND

"And if only Coldseal Windows"
"And never let go till we're gone"
bugloss
17-08-2010
Billy Ocean - Go And Get Stuffed (Going Gets Tough)

Bob Dylan - The Ants Are My Friends, Is Blowing In The Wind......
Chardonnay-Anne
17-08-2010
"Don't call Jason Waterfalls"
TLC - Waterfalls

I was actually glad to hear I wasn't the first to think this either
neon tiger
17-08-2010
Somebody's Watching Me - Rockwell
I always thought it was "I'm on a speedboat, somebody's watching me"
CeeO
17-08-2010
Rod stewart - Maggie May

'It's late september & I really should be back at school'

I always heard:

'It slade so tender & I really should be back at school'
Makson
18-08-2010
Just wow at some of these Some people need to get their ears syringed
MoJo-Girl
18-08-2010
My Mum thought:

"Gettin' jiggy with it" was "hit a chicken with it"...

And a friend from college thought:

"Come on Eileen" was "Come on Ali" as a song dedicated to Mohammed Ali!!!

icehot69
18-08-2010
On No Doubts Excuse me Mr, I thought it started:

"I'm like a baker with no laws"

until last week when i realised its

"i'm like a beggar with no luck" which makes more sense!
gerry d
18-08-2010
I have to admit when i first heard the Shania Twain song "That Don't Impress Me Much".I thought there was a line that said "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night".The actual line is "I can't believe you kiss you car good night".

If you listen to the line at 2.22 on the video hopefully you will know what i mean.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8
gareth_williams
18-08-2010
Jordin Sparks - Battlefield

Actual - Get your armour
Misheard - Futurama

N Trance - Set you Free

Actual - Only love can set you free
Misheard - Only love is such a freak

Cascada - Evacuate the Dancefloor

Actual - Move on and accelerate, You don’t have to be afraid
Misheard- Move down to Exeter, You don't have to be afraid

Jason Derulo (I Think) - In my Head

Actual - In my Head
Misheard - In Minehead
iputaspellonyou
18-08-2010
Originally Posted by gerry d:
“I have to admit when i first heard the Shania Twain song "That Don't Impress Me Much".I thought there was a line that said "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night".The actual line is "I can't believe you kiss you car good night".

If you listen to the line at 2.22 on the video hopefully you will know what i mean.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8”

YES! ME TOO!!
MoJo-Girl
18-08-2010
[quote=gerry d;43190367]I have to admit when i first heard the Shania Twain song "That Don't Impress Me Much".I thought there was a line that said "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night".The actual line is "I can't believe you kiss you car good night".
QUOTE]

Just spat out tea as I read that!!! Hilarious!
tennysonpenny
18-08-2010
Jordin Sparks - Battlefield....
I swear there's a part when shes singing "Get your armour" and is overlapped by "CATCH OBAMA!"


Also

"Humpy, Humpy, we make the whole club jizzy."

Shakira - Hips Don't Lie.
icehot69
18-08-2010
Don't Talk About This Love - Cheryl Cole

Misheard: Like I could drown, it's syphilis.
Actual: Like I could drown, it's effortless.[/quote]

I thought this too!! Except I thought it was Like I could drown IN syphilis!! Oops!![/quote]

me too!! when ever it comes on in car i sing that.
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