I thought it was crowd too.

That's what it sounds like. I looked it up though and all the lyric sites say "ground". when i sing along to it i always sing "crowd"

I first thought that Nelly feat Kelly's Dilemma had the line:

"No matter what I do, all i think about is you, even when I lick my boob, boy you know I'm crazy about you".

It's really

""No matter what I do, all i think about is you, even when I'm with my boo, boy you know I'm crazy about you"!

Yours is better.

'Scuse me will I kiss this guy' from Purple Haze. It's meant to be 'kiss the sky', infact so many people misheard it that apparently Jimi would go over and give Noel Redding a peck on the cheek as a joke

In Katrina and the Waves' Love Shine A Light I thought it was:

"Let the love light Kerry" when it's actually "let the love light carry"

Prefab Sprout- King of Rock n Roll

Is actually "Hot dog jumping frog albuquerque"
Misheard as "Hot dog jumping frog have a cookie"

The Clash- I Fought The Law:

What I heard: "I love my girl and I love her bum"

What is actually said: "I lost my girl and I lost my fun".

"I kissed a girl, and I like TIT"

And..for..Big Yellow Taxi

"A Gay pair of guys put up a parking lot"
real lyric: "They paved paradise and put up a parking lot"

Ah, that makes more sense.

Thank you!

Neyo - One in a Million
Sounds like he is singing "You're not like regular girls, you don't give a damn about the loo"
I think he says "look" but his voice trails off on the word so it sounds strange.

In the PJ Harvey song 'Rid of Me'...

There's a line that says, "Lick my injuries" but for ages I thought she was singing, "Lick my anchovies".

I always thought that it was a weird line that dragged the song down somewhat. Haha.

Basically most Sean Paul's songs... Temperature most likely, if you look on Youtube's misheard lyrics of the song

Britney Spears - Early Mornin'

Actual: "Pull on me baby and I'll take you higher"
Misheard: "Poo on me baby and I'll take you higher"

I was so confused!

Pack Up by Eliza Doolittle:

Actual- Pack up your troubles get your old grin back
Don’t worry ’bout the cavalry

Me- Pack up your troubles in your old Kit Kat
Don't worry 'bout the calories

In Time is Running Out by Muse for years I thought "sense of elation" was "since ovulation"

I thought she had botox in a bucket. Well she has been looking good lately!

Is it? The original marching song from WW1 was "pack up your troubles in your old kit bag."

It ISN'T that?!

Oh shit.....


I always thought it was that, but listening to it again, I think the guy does sing "grin back" on Pack Up.

Another one from Pack Up, which I'm sure is wrong, is "Tip toe round the shit going down".

It's too nice to have any form of profanity in it!

Bump cos it's one of the only decent threads here

Shania Twain - You're Still The One

I was only little when this was released and never understood what she was saying right before the chorus. I listened to it recently and understood it a bit more, but thought she was saying:

"They said I bet they'd never make it but just look at the scalded nun..."

It made sense to me at the time and is quite fitting, till I read the lyrics and it was "but just look at us holding on". How boring.

My mum use to think Micheal Jackson's song Billie jean was Billie jean's at my door when the actual lyrics are Billie jeans not my lover. Always make me laugh when i hear this song

That made me laugh so much!!!

My friend thought that the lyrics to Parachute by Cheryl Cole were "I don't need a pair of shoes, baby, if I've got you " ..she always found it weird as to why Cheryl was singing about shoes until I corrected her

Shania Twain's 'That Don't Impress Me Much':

"I can't believe you kiss your cock goodnight.."

But it's car... Obviously.
*hides*

The Automatic - Monster

Real lyric: What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster? IS IT A MONSTERRRRR?

Lyric my friends girlfriends mum used to sing: What's that coming over the hill, is it a bus stop? IS IT A BUS STOOOOP?

I now sing this new lyric every time I hear the song on the radio or on my iPod!

In Cheryl Tweedy's "Promise This", it sounds like she is singing "I don't wanna talk talk, I don't wanna talk talk" when in fact she is singing in french