Yeah I thought of that too. I genuinely had that dream, well, it was Michelle Bass, and involved 'no naked jaccuzziness' but still... would've worked I reckon- death by righteous indignation.

Happy Birthday Garry!

Thank you again everyone, this feels so surreal but amazing at the same time hehe

Its gone eerily quiet in here lol, please no more surprises I dont think I can take another one without fainting lol

Happy Birthday, Garry

I know how you feel Garry, it's brilliant, one hell of a birthday present! It feels like it's my birthday too! Thank you for bringing us all together Mario, love you and everyone here too.

I'm smiling so much it hurts!

To quote Friends 'I know its like you slept with a hanger in your mouth'

Im the same hehe

Surprise!!!!!!!!

I love mario!

If you are reading just want to say what a nice person you are, always lovely to everyone, can't remember you bitching about anyone or being nasty and I watched far too much live feed this year to know you are a lovely lovely person, couldn't stand the others bitching and back stabbing,(Ben, John James and Dave especially) you got some awful edits they even did a bit of editing where they made you look really peed off when John James and JJ2 won the horse race task, although we could see on live feed you were happy for them, some people started a petition to get you better edits but as the producers said they wanted a soap opera
You won on Digital Spy by the way, except we don't have 100 thousand to give away so it's a bit of a crappy victory, you were right about it being the John James and Josie show the teens loved that.
If people had seen the real you on the highlights shows and better still seen the real Josie and Dave! (omg) you would have been an easy winner.

Good luck and hope you come and chat to us here, miss you !

I need some facebook help Garry

Set up a page now, and I send you already a friend request... and you forward the page to Mario to ad ... I guess

I am right confused now

Oh careful... he's a whole year older now, he might not be able to take it!

Oh look it's the 30th..

Happy Birthday Garry !

Hope ya have a fabulous day

he's lucky I don't know where he lives, as jumping out from behind a DS thread is way less scary than from under the bed, as I have been known to do on occasion.

Very well said xx

Ok hun which one were you I got 3 friend requests one after the other? I will pass it on for you.



*faints* lol


Thank you

I'm new to facebook too. I'm still getting the hang of it.

Mario has accepted me to his site (thanks dude)

So I am not that stupid

Maybe you're an internet savant.

Eeeek! No messing with you then... should get you in the house to stir things up a bit!

I just noticed that Garry's actually younger than me, so I'll shut up!


Thanks x


Could I be cheeky and ask if I could do the same please?

Oooh I wonder if he got to see the Mario fight speech I put together (slightly stealing from Churchill and re-wording lol)


And Now Our Own Mario Speech

We shall go on to the final, we shall fight in Tesco's,
we shall fight in the crowd and BBLB,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength of the Mole, we shall defend our Mario, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on BBBM,
we shall fight on the highlights,
we shall fight in the forums and the official site,
we shall fight in Twitter;
we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, PEJ or a large part of Endemol were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond Channel 4, armed and guarded by the Mario Appreciation Forum, would carry on the struggle, until, in our own good time, the Mole, with all its power and might, steps forth to win BB11

what site? has he made a website?

Already worked it out myself, thanks

Hahaha, yeah hun, just remind me of the name, im all a blur at the moment and my brain isnt working properly lol

Pretty much everyone's younger than me, but I don't let that stop me. Gobbby as hell, and proud of it.