Have you seen the merchandise????

NO POPE ON A ROPE ,thats a crap merchandise line then

It was scandalous. Personally I think we don't know the half of it. I should admit that I was baptised catholic and I hate the whole hypocricy of the catholic church (sorry I don't want to offend anyone, and on top of it I'm not religious either).

There are going to be snipers in Luckily there are no homeless people, families living in poverty or hospital waiting lists so at least the money's being put to good use.

I should point out that I find all organised religions equally despicable. If you think fairytales are real, you should keep it to yourself. Which is unfortunate, as one of my work colleagues is a minister's son and loves to tell me how "wrong" science is about most things!


The only M8 lach travels on is the one in Russia.

Or the Irish one.

What. I thought you were kidding. How strange.

*takes a drink of water*

Cheers hon, I think the cushions in the chairs need looking at

well i remember hearing something on the radio last week during all the furore of the proposed Koran burning in the US,someone said they should have let them do it,and whilst there at it burn the bible and every other religious text as its done nothing but cause wars and violence

It all boils down to "my invisible friend"

As for the M8 thing, I was using txt spk to refer to lach's life partner i.e YOU

I wouldn't be surprised



Exactly all this whingeing about not having money and money cuts is getting on my wig. We have a duty to pay for visits of religious leaders and politican's second homes.


I had a colleague who told me that the tsunami happened, because those people weren't good Christians. Apart from that I was accused of being uneducated, hypocritical, and at one point as the daughter of Satan.




Of course it is.

Oh how classy! Looks like stuff you could buy from a gift shop in Skegvegas


PMSL!


I'm with outside on this, don't have any time for any organised religion. However, I respect the choice of those that do, I just don't want them trying to push their religion onto me

Hurrah!!!! the Devil is our Dad! or outside's dad in law

Some people eh? Unfortunately you have to be very blunt with these people or they don't leave you alone. I once worked with a girl who was one of these born again happy clappy types and she was always trying to convince me to go to her church group meeting one evening. I got so sick of it that I had to say to her "thanks, but to me there's no difference between the bible and someone burying the complete stories of Sherlock Holmes then 2000 years later someone unearthing it and basing a religion around it". Strange how she never asked me again after that!

outside's eyes narrow

I see. My mistake...


It's sad that those kind of people can say whatever they feel like and are "justified" by their "belief".


As much as the notion appeals to me, I feel obliged to point out that Satan doesn't exist, either.


I'm afraid I'm a bit more hard-line - I make it quite clear to anyone who brings it up that I don't respect their beliefs. I won't point and laugh but don't see why I should walk on eggshells because a person believes utter nonsense.

I do, however, have a great love in my heart for The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

If he doesn't exist, how come he has all the best tunes?

And Ramen, brother! may you be touched by his noodly appendage

Well that's just gone and put a downer on the day


Fair enough, nothing wrong with that viewpoint


You're not the only one

Hurray, and he has a pact with my guinea pig.


Lol, I'm not very blunt, and I do accept other people's belief, but I also love ethical and philosophical discussions. What gets me if they keep saying, I know in my heart because the Lord** is in my heart.

**or any other entity


Yep annoys me each time


Oi, if he doesn't exist Shutekh can't have a pact with him, which means he is mortal



Wow, you are scary outside, and as blunt as a Scottish person. As I said above, I'm trying to be a bit more diplomatic. However, only if people aren't trying to push their beliefs on me (I had to leave a wedding once, because the New Born Christian contingency told me and my other half that we lived in sin (because we were not married).

Never heard of this particular church, I will have a look later

Morning peeps!

Oh, that Satan? Of course, he's real! No-one's arguing about that!


Can I be honest here?

My sofa has been talking to me all morning. (I've not gone to work yet as my sofa is so full of love and wisdom that I've just had to hear more.)

I can't wait to go into work and tell someone about my wonderful sofa. How do you think they'll react?

Well, they'd better respect my talking sofa because I believe in it and that's all that matters.

I'm off to work now.

Hi tiggs, how are you this morning. Still willstrong? I have been good and I didn't drink alcohol yesterday (yeah).

Your lovely Whoonie on the Wagon campaign is working a treat.


Ah, phew. Anyway, Shutekh told me that the devil exists, so that is what I believe!


You are preaching to the converted, and I please don't think I was criticising you

My answer normally would be: Oh that's interesting, I never considered your sofa as a wonderful entitity. I'm sure it's a great help to you. I'm not so sure, I can believe in your sofa myself, because there are just too many horrible and inconcistent things that I cannot get my head around. If your sofa is full of wisdom and mercy, why does your sofa not prevent these things. Scientifically speaking, at the moment, there is no proof that your sofa will guide me into the afterlife, so I'm a bit suspicious, but he ho, maybe I'm wrong and I will die in a furniture yard because I didn't believe in your sofa. Each to their own!

*Ahem*


The Time Lord is my Doctor; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures n New Earth:
He leadeth me away from the Martian waters.
He restoreth my face:
He leadeth me in the corridors of space bases for expositions’ sake.
Yea, though I run through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no Dalek: For thou art with me;
Thy brainy specs and thy sonic screwdriver, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a special before me in the presence of mine critics;
Thou fillest my head with wonder; My cup runneth over.
Surely squeeeness and bouncing shall be mine all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the TARDIS of the Lord forever.


R T Davies who art in Upper Boat;
Hallowed be Thy credits;
Thy production come;
Thy will be done in Cardiff as it is in telly;
Give us this day our daily teaser;
And forgive us our mingnongness as we forgive those who mingmong against us;
And lead us not into speculation;
But deliver us from spoilers;
For Thine is the script control, and the edit, and the ratings, forever and ever
Until Moffatt.

I believe in the Time Lord, the Grandfather, the Cosmic Hobo, the Dandy, the one with the Teeth, the Cricketer, the multi-coloured one, the Umbrella carrier, the Half-human, the Northern one, the one with the Hair and the Geography teacher. I believe in the regeneration of the body and the thirteen lives everlasting.

Obviously from a pre-Moff era

Lol. Why can't I come up with such stuff.

I think I've just found my religion!

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