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The Whoonie Inn (Part 4)
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lach doch mal
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by outside:
“Neither do you but the police have other ideas.”

I stand around corners, because I'm looking for you

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how often did I have to retrieve you from the streets of Glasgow wearing just a kilt and clutching a bottle of buckie?


Your above comment about Landlady duties have been duly noted

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I can hear a whip cracking


Originally Posted by crazzyaz7:
“Why thankyou....I'll try my best to uphold the values of the Inn!!!



.....But it is what we are!!!!! A term that was coined by a great lady whome we refer by the name Weedle....so don't dis!!!!”

You tell him girl

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Part of your duties in here is to abuse outside, I think Hammy wrote some instructions on that


Originally Posted by Tumpy:
“So any special drinks on offer and did they remove all that special equipment from the cellar”

Certainly not. That stays as part of the equipment and will have to be used from time to time so that it won't break.

Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“Breaks Free from shackles

WHO LOCKED ME IN THE CELLAR

*looks stern fully at the inns occupants”

I'm pleased to see that some things stay the same. Where have you left Hammy?
GARETH197901
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by outside:
“What? Outrageous! Boo! Boo, I say!



Oh. I'll have a magnum of champagne, please! You have the potential to be a big improvement on the previous landlady.



Oh, look at what the cat dragged in...

No, I take that back. Perhaps in Part 4 we can maintain a little decorum? I'll try to be as polite as I possibly can.

So, I'll get this out of the way... I hate the term Whoonie. It's even worse than 'Whovian'. I hope that doesn't get me barred!”


Decorum BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GARETH197901
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“I stand around corners, because I'm looking for you

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how often did I have to retrieve you from the streets of Glasgow wearing just a kilt and clutching a bottle of buckie?


Your above comment about Landlady duties have been duly noted

Spoiler
I can hear a whip cracking




You tell him girl

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Part of your duties in here is to abuse outside, I think Hammy wrote some instructions on that




Certainly not. That stays as part of the equipment and will have to be used from time to time so that it won't break.



I'm pleased to see that some things stay the same. Where have you left Hammy?”

not seen her last i saw her i was making my pre Landlord speech and then i got a bag over my head chained up and put in the cellar
lach doch mal
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“not seen her last i saw her i was making my pre Landlord speech and then i got a bag over my head chained up and put in the cellar”

Ah good old Hammy, she knows how to introduce some decorum into the Inn.

I feel in the mood for a lovely cocktail. **dives behind bar, takes out Hammy's dusty recipe book**

**puts some tequila, lime, beer, wine, cherry liqueur into a mixer, adds some green olives and shakes vigorously**

Anyone, up for some "Dalek Distraction"

I must say the down time meant that I got some work done
outside
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“I must say the down time meant that I got some work done”

Did DS vanish again? Is that why all my PMs have disappeared?
lach doch mal
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by outside:
“Did DS vanish again? Is that why all my PMs have disappeared?”

Yes, apparently, the PM's won't come back tonight.
GARETH197901
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by outside:
“Did DS vanish again? Is that why all my PMs have disappeared?”

They shut down the PM system to allow the BB Nuts to be able to post tonight is suspect
outside
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“Yes, apparently, the PM's won't come back tonight.”

I just read the announcement near the top of the page. I wonder what caused all the problems? Where was Hammy at the time of the incident?
outside
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“They shut down the PM system to allow the BB Nuts to be able to post tonight is suspect”

What's happening with BB'S Nuts? I don't watch it, unfortunately!
lach doch mal
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“They shut down the PM system to allow the BB Nuts to be able to post tonight is suspect”

Not quite sure what this means G.

Originally Posted by outside:
“ I just read the announcement near the top of the page. I wonder what caused all the problems? Where was Hammy at the time of the incident?”

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I assume in the cellar - ask G!


I wonder if she is drowning her sorrows about all the changes in another Inn.
GARETH197901
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“ Not quite sure what this means G.



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I assume in the cellar - ask G!


I wonder if she is drowning her sorrows about all the changes in another Inn.”

The Big Brother Nuts
outside
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“I wonder if she is drowning her sorrows about all the changes in another Inn.”

Is there such a place? I doubt that the staff and punters are quite as delicious as they are in here.

Anyway, I'm away until another day. I saw something happen earlier on and I've got it on repeat in my head.

Be good and don't make a mess.
lach doch mal
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“The Big Brother Nuts”

I'm probably having a blonde moment Gareth, but did you mean the shut down the pm system so that the BB nuts (as you call them) can't post. Why tonight, is something happened? I thought it had finished (sorry don't watch it).
lach doch mal
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by outside:
“Is there such a place? I doubt that the staff and punters are quite as delicious as they are in here.

Anyway, I'm away until another day. I saw something happen earlier on and I've got it on repeat in my head.

Be good and don't make a mess. ”

You have fun, even if I don't understand what that means

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I've become blonde
GARETH197901
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“I'm probably having a blonde moment Gareth, but did you mean the shut down the pm system so that the BB nuts (as you call them) can't post. Why tonight, is something happened? I thought it had finished (sorry don't watch it).”

so they can post,the old girls creaking with all the extra posting

Its the Final tonight and the start of Ultimate Big Brother(where those daft enough to go back in a second time will go back in)
lach doch mal
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“so they can post,the old girls creaking with all the extra posting

Its the Final tonight and the start of Ultimate Big Brother(where those daft enough to go back in a second time will go back in)”

Ah, thanks. I had no idea.
crazzyaz7
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“**pours Crazzy a very big class**

**whispers** Be careful this stuff is lethal. Last week we all had substantial memory problems after indulging in the stuff a bit too much.

Anyway, have a big hug. You are my little virtual sister, so not all is lost. I still will have the same access rights, and to be truthful

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hammy is the soul of the place, I was just the name on the door
”


big hugs Thankyou!!!

Originally Posted by Tumpy:
“My goodness I turn my back for a while and the site goes down because they've had to spend so much time cleaning up the inn.

So Crazzy in charge - I look forward to some vigorous agendas
Take no notice of outside - we don't. Whoonies we are and I've got the only badge and mug in the world that declares me a Welsh whoonie.

So any special drinks on offer and did they remove all that special equipment from the cellar”

Oh my....do pub quizzes count???

Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“Breaks Free from shackles

WHO LOCKED ME IN THE CELLAR

*looks stern fully at the inns occupants”

Yes sorry about that...all happend by accident!!! *whistles innocently*

Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“I stand around corners, because I'm looking for you

Spoiler
how often did I have to retrieve you from the streets of Glasgow wearing just a kilt and clutching a bottle of buckie?


Your above comment about Landlady duties have been duly noted

Spoiler
I can hear a whip cracking




You tell him girl

Spoiler
Part of your duties in here is to abuse outside, I think Hammy wrote some instructions on that




Certainly notThat stays as part of the equipment and will have to be used from time to time so that it won't break.

I'm pleased to see that some things stay the same. Where have you left Hammy?”


Instructions noted!!!!

Originally Posted by outside:
“Did DS vanish again? Is that why all my PMs have disappeared?”

Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“Yes, apparently, the PM's won't come back tonight.”

Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“They shut down the PM system to allow the BB Nuts to be able to post tonight is suspect”

I was wondering about that....now I know....
lach doch mal
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by crazzyaz7:
“big hugs Thankyou!!!”

It will be nice to have you in here more often.

Originally Posted by crazzyaz7:
“Oh my....do pub quizzes count???”

Any old agenda goes, crazzy, you just need to be inventive with it.


Originally Posted by crazzyaz7:
“Yes sorry about that...all happend by accident!!! *whistles innocently*”

That's the spirit

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I think your first night as Landlady has been ruined by the BB nuts (Gareth's words not mine). Normally it's a bit livelier in here.
GARETH197901
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by crazzyaz7:
“big hugs Thankyou!!!



Oh my....do pub quizzes count???



Yes sorry about that...all happend by accident!!! *whistles innocently*




Instructions noted!!!!







I was wondering about that....now I know....”

I bet,it was cold and dark in the lower chambers of the cellar
Webslark
24-08-2010
Evening all

Nice place you have here crazzy

*sets up buffet of green salads, smoked salmon, coleslaw, three bean salad, full cheese board ( a mere 38 varieties), fresh fruit salad, strawberries and clotted cream*

As lach and crazzy are taking care of the drinks, anyone fancy a nibble
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or even something to eat


lach doch mal
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“Evening all

Nice place you have here crazzy

*sets up buffet of green salads, smoked salmon, coleslaw, three bean salad, full cheese board ( a mere 38 varieties), fresh fruit salad, strawberries and clotted cream*

As lach and crazzy are taking care of the drinks, anyone fancy a nibble
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or even something to eat


”

Depends what 'nibbles' you are offering! So you finally remembered your duties then.

Magic Potion?
Big Steve
24-08-2010
Man I cannot wait for this Big Brother crap to finish. I cannot believe I cannot look at my PMs.


**Sits down and starts to compose an Email to Digital Spy**
lach doch mal
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“I bet,it was cold and dark in the lower chambers of the cellar”

Sorry about that, we will install a heating system for future "accidents"
GARETH197901
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“Sorry about that, we will install a heating system for future "accidents"”

i think if i ever become Landlord first thing to be erected is a Dungeon for discipline purposes
Webslark
24-08-2010
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“Depends what 'nibbles' you are offering! So you finally remembered your duties then.

Magic Potion?”

MY duties??????? I do not cook for folks what order takeaways *humph*
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