Oh dear. Actually I don't use my PM system very often, so I don't care too much.


. I think the female patrons may have different ideas about what should be erected first.

I will so be glad to see the back of Big Brother if this is what it does to the forum

The first thing erected?? fnarr fnarr

. It was an accident, Gareth fell over a guy who gave them away for free.

It was disgusting and we all were saying how much we missed your cooking.

**pours a double measure of magic potion into Webby's glass**

And may I say how handsome you look tonight.

if the rumours of it defecting to Channel five are to be believed then weve got a ruddy long wait

Mmmmm do i look like you can pour coffee in me - well apart from the obvious

You may say it, but we all know what you really think

Oh don't worry if Channel five have the limited sources of money to waste on that show then Channel five deserves to bankrupt.

Also if it does go to C5 then at lease the production vaules of it will drop from being adverage at best to pure ****

, I'm not so sure if I want to pour anything into you, but you are welcome to pour things into me..

well it guarantees all the stories for the Daily Star and OK and any fit girls in the house will end up on Red Hot TV and Television X

...ok Whoonies:yawn::yawn:.

I need to go to bed now, and DS is getting on my nerves. Must get up early tomorrow.

Read you all then..

Yay great news, I've got the first seven and a bit scene's done in the TV show script now, also a old friend of mine from uni has looked over it and loved it. Said it could be gripping TV

anyway Night Lach, hope you sleep well and don't have nightmares

What is your position on other seafoods?

Well Crabs are evil gits and shouldn't be touched in a thousand years (and yes I am talking about the Marca looking sort, not the other sort)

Have a lovely night you two -

Doing charity collections! What did you think I meant?

I'm kidding! I said placement was OK but then decided I hate it (not learning any new skills, standing in the rain in areas I don't know, having to get the train then the bus then a 20-minute walk, the fact I was expressly told it was admin, getting home at 8PM so I couldn't enrol on courses, never getting answers to my texts, being told "do you know children are dying" every time I told them about the above). Then I found out they'd been taking people from central Birmingham to Telford (if you don't know how far that is, it's nearly in Wales!) to collect tents from the V festival, with needles or whatever lying around, and the only reason they didn't take me was I wasn't there yesterday to arrange it. I probably would have left within the week anyway if they hadn't taken me off for "not collecting enough money" when the public all said no!
So now I can just read DS at the training place until I get a new placement in a local shop or whatever. I'll be on here more now as well, just incase anyone thought I'd gone off to a Twilight fan club!

Nothing along those lines, however I had an mental image of you walking around Birmingham with a sandwich board trying to get people to eat somewhere or something like that.

Sleep well lach, I look forard to seeing you TOMORROW

Well no, but they would need something like that for Subway! Queuing for 20 minutes to pay £3.29 for a charred black roll with the wrong thing in it!

Magic potion is the answer to everything (except when it's 42 )

Sounds intriguing Steve! will you be sharing snipers at all (once the pms return )

edit : SNIPPETS I meant goshdarn it

Ahh not at the moment, Once the final draft has been sorted out and if I get it seen by the right people then I shale give some snippets.

All i shale say if I could get it done via the BBC I've got a rough idea who i want for producing it


(There is a small hint in that statement somewhere )

Evening Guys and Gals

Lovely to see the Inn so busy of an evening, you've obviously worked wonders Crazzy, the place is looking fantastic

hmpfh

What did I say?

someone locked me in the cellar just before i was to make my Pre Landlord speech,im still trying to work out who would do such a mean thing