LOCKED IN THE CELLAR?!!

You don't think it was me do you? I was on the phone to the suppliers all evening, the delivery due this afternoon never turned up and I've been trying to find out what happened to it.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was Outside, he's been giving you daggers recently because Lach's been flirting with you

who knows but i suppose they knew absolute power corrupts,and didnt want me to change into some evil Dictator

Which is why I'm so glad that Outside didn't become Landlord!

Of course- THAT job is already taken!!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!


Evenng hammy

after all he is my nemesisissisisis

Evening Webby

Thats easy for you to say!

I thought he was your evil twin?

or is that me?

You're Gareth's evil twin? Now I'm really confuddled

My Holmes to His Moriarty
My Doctor to His Master
My Script to His David Hasselhoff

Evening Have you eaten yet? there's a nice buffet laid out over there. I'm starving - haven't had a bite to eat all night

his Morecambe to my Wise
His Vic to my Bob
His Pinky to my Perky

LMAO!


You really should grab something, you have to keep your strength up!

I'm sure I could manage a nibble or two

Are you sure you don't mean Brain?

SNARF!

And on that note, it's time for me to head off to bed - I'll leave taking over the world to you two tonight

Ooh best change that status, it's out of date!

NIght Webby, read you soon


Good idea! Evening Sophie

That'll do until I think of something better, off to watch something in a bit.

Good Morning

Morning G

*wheels out breakfast trolley of cooked goods - kedgeree, sausages - pork, venison and veggie, eggs - fried, scrambled, poached and boiled, grilled tomatoes, hash browns and beans*

If you want toast, I pu the toaster on the pastry table next to the croissants and pain au chocolat

Coffee anyone? or chocolate? How about tea- excellent with all those free radicals- makes you feel like a new person

Oh this looks lovely **hugs Webby**

... and just the right breakfast after a very strenuous night.

My position on seafood, well anything goes, but it can't be too fishy.

Morning lach



Fresh fruit juice? We have apple, orange, mango and tomato?

With work commitments, it looks likely my visits will be early morning and evening for the forseeable future

ruddy cut my lip shaving,cant talk as it makes it bleed,lol

That's a shame Webby, but better than nothing.



I will have to stay off a little bit more as well, because I'm rather busy.


You poor thing! I fear we are ill prepared for such an event.

Ouch! Where did Hammy leave the first aid box?
*rummages behind bar*

Aha!


ummmm It has been stocked for a while. I can offer you a leech to suck out the ill humours and a spider web bandage