Originally Posted by
batgirl:
“Piggies?
”
Yup. Rounded 'em up at six o'clock, it looked a bit nippy outside. Ours is but a small garden, and still they're tiny by comparison, yet they can mow that lawn.
Maybe I could start a lawn mowing service? Ring up KJ Co, and we arrive in our van with a magnificent herd of 100 trained and hungry piggies, they mow your garden, fertiilise it, and all that with no pollution*. I'm working on the small problem of getting the little buggers back in the van at the moment.
Ballantyne, I know you're already oot, but it'll be your loss.
*Our van is powered by a horde of hamsters in a wheel.