It's on top of your passport.

...in the shed...

If you have a scanner look there.

Merlin seems to be enjoying having his lampshade on. He's discovered if he aims he can get the cupboard doors open in the kitchen.

I try and NEVER go into The Slavettes rooms. I'm sure lost species live in them

Beat me to it

*high-five*

Watch the lampshade when he's in the garden... biggest poop scoop known to man

How many Slavettes are there?

Oi you two (or 3, as KJ started it)!!!

I have a new special place for passports - behind a clock above the fireplace in a little used room. Safe as houses.

I.am. so. knackered. Another couple of hours and I'll be finished and then... I dunno... Too early to start on the PG?

It's never too early to drink tea. (Thinking of Laura.)

Nothing noteworthy happening here excpet for finally meeting up with Twingle on Tuesday here in the 'Dam. It was nice afternoon of eating, drinking (only coffee for Twingle) and girly chat which I didn't realise how much I missed.

I'm crocheting a (machine washable, tumble dry-able) cotton afghan for the summer but it's leaving fuzz on everything. I need a crocheting outfit I think which means nothing black (or dark) and nothing knitted (as opposed to woven.) I have to vacuum more often as well. I'm almost finished it but am planning to make another for someone who's expecting in July. It won't be as big as the one I'm making so hopefully less fuzz.

It's baking day today (scones, yeasted risen sweet rolls and some sort of cake are all panned) so I'd better crack on.

Hope all is reasonably well in GOW land.

There are 3 official Slavettes aged 17(almost), 19 and 21.

Merlin being low slung to the ground has tried to use the Lampshade to excavate under the fence or it appears that way. When he in the garden he doesn't have the lampshade on now as I'm out with him 'cos he's a crafty little git. He was at the vet today for a check up and we've to wash his bum with saline twice a day if needed but no more. He looks so funny with a baldy bum.

The things we do for our pets, eh?
My cat-Merlin has hayfever and nasal polyps, so if I don't give him an antihistamine, an antibiotic and an anti-inflammatory twice daily his sinuses fill up with so much gunk that his eye is pushed backwards in his face and snot comes out of his tear-duct!
Twice-daily dosings it is, then...
Thank God someone invented drop-on flea-medicine and wormers, that's all I'm saying.

batty - never to early for ANY kind of PG. And don't forget the chocolate...

me@h - I have a long white cardigan-coat which is lovely and warm, but a total fuzz-fiend. It's a b*gger to get off, as well, isn't it?
Glad you sound better and busy - and glad you and twingle finally managed to link up! Hope you gave her our love!

I love you all, mwah!

One of our boy piggies is chatting up our girl pig; we have a boy cage and a girl cage in the garden for them - she is *gnawing the bars of her cage*.

Update: Now sitting in the corner looking as if she doesn't care.


PS **waves** to me@h

That's the way to go about it. NOW she'll get his attention, you mark my words....

Well comrade, this is what I have learned in PC class.

I like a girl who knows what she wants and goes after it.

Absolutely. They're looking at each other now. Other boy pig (who is well cool) is being cool.

I suspect the cool boy will make a play for the bar-chewing girl soon. Eat your heart out Mills & Boon.

You are prescient. He's well Rasta.

PS Original boy pig now sulking.
PPS Everyone has given up on sex and decided to stuff their faces (shurrup) instead.

http://www.palace.vitalfootball.co.u...e.asp?a=235026

The club are going to hold a Crystal Palace Beer Festival on Saturday May 14th.

There will be a host of premium ales from around the country available on the day, as well as food and entertainment from 12pm until 9pm. The FA Cup Final will also be shown live at the event.

I foresee no problems.

The only problem for me is I can't make it Sounds like fun (and that's coming from someone who has zero interest in football). Enjoy

Now listen you lot. We need an excuse to partay, not excuses.

Ca't come to a beer festival - but I'm PMmming you...

Oh.......

Merlin - thanks to Himself - has just done the mad race about the house like a loon jumping over the couch and up and down stairs thing. Himself has never had surgery before unless you count the snip. I've had a C-section and keyhole and I know that you feel great but stuff inside hasn't healed as well as you think. I will be making sure that Himself is the one taking Merlin to VET when his two different surgery sites look funny, smell funny or when he is in pain.

Himself has just toddled up to bed with Merlin at his heels endowing adoring glances. I'm now the evil witch who makes Merlin wear his Lampshade and stops him licking and slurping at his balls and baldy bum.

Bloody men ! Mention balls and they all do that Man Thing!

*Nods sagely and backs away in anticipation of witty comeback from KJ*

I'm expecting an image-based response.

Hey grumpies - it's Eurovision tonight!!! Us bats were going to champion Norway, but they didn't get through. But we're putting a brave face on it and having a fondue and supporting Finland now. I really wish I'd had the time to organise a party.