http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s104/...-erection.html


Ewww - what a wally, no wonder Church left him

Just edited that for you.

Thanks

there was never a more pressing need for the upgrade of smilies on DS , I need a vomit one right now and nothing else comes close .
This doesnt say it all but will have to do . What a plonker he is .,

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This is about the best you can do, Abba.

Oh I need to practise that one ,.I think I may find it comes in handy alot .


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I cant find the backward slash thingy .?? Am I stupid ?

Maybe

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Backward slash is next to z on my pooter. I like your variation too though.

It was a stupid thing to say, but to be fair a lot of people will now be watching just in case he does.

well, if he's doing the paso at least he'll have somewhere to hang his cape

I'm sure the costume department has a way of dealing with such things.

Some sort of metal male chastity belt which gives a nasty nip if anything starts to stir should do it. Or perhaps just stitching their knickers to their shirt (I think it's called a "twinny") would suffice.

But you are dead right - perhaps start a book on when it happens? Depends a bit on his partner I suppose.

He hasn't got the hang of this celeb thing yet. Give him time. He's bound to say more stupid things when he appears on whatever next celeb voting show his agent gets him on. Complete waste of a talent.

Ah bless.

That's almost enough to make me like him.

Maybe they all will , he could be helpful and redeem himself by becoming the clothes hanger .

What a crude, immature pillock!

I think it'll be difficult for him not to 'react' if he's dancing Rhumba with Ola (with that short, short dress) or Flavia.

I hope for his sake he's more like Austin Healey than Joe Calzaghie.

Yes, I am speaking of dancing.

Recall Ricky Whittle talking about his little (or big?) brother and how the costume department was trying SO hard to do something about it. People just turned off him after that, I think...

Hello again you

Thanks goodness we're away from that politics forum and can start discussing things like your underwear situation again

Well, we shall see. But as I wrote elsewhere, if he can get it up with all the nerves, stress, and pressure, he can do anything

Well. We had fun during the election period, didn't we?

We did.

And now we've gone from elections to erection

I have no problem whatsoever with this.

I really miss this SCD forum. It's so camp and silly, it's fun!

Brilliant! 3 different posters have already nominated this as Post of the Day! I think it could be Post of the Series!

AS for preventative protection, all I can say it it is not supplied on Dancing with the Stars judging by what happened to poor Mark Ballas - check this clip about 4 minutes in (apologies if you have already seen it)!

I think Gavin is going to be like a lamb to the slaughter!

A few more gems from Gavin here

http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/post/1252...ood-Cause.aspx

Oh dear god he's going to provide us with material for weeks.

Wow! Just wow! This is coming from a straight man!

*is jealous*

This quotations from the site is hilarious. How vain is he? And Gethin Jones too! Who knew?

“I took my St Tropez with me. Luckily, it didn’t freeze because I think it must be alcohol-based. I applied it whenever I could. It makes me feel better about myself and is something I’ve done since I was 15.’

“I also had my hair wax but that did freeze. So before I ate breakfast, I would melt my wax and do my hair first. Towards the end, it ran out so I had to borrow Gethin Jones”