Series 8 - Post of the Day

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BuddyBontheNet

08-09-2010

There are so many funny/spot on posts around on here already, that I've had a request to start up a Post of the Day thread for the new series!

So please nominate your post of the day here!

It might be a long post that you think describes a situation perfectly (and saves you typing ), or it might be a one liner that just captures the moment - you decide!

Please don't use this thread to continue discussing the subject that triggered the nominated post in the first place, as that will just bung up this thread!

Ready, steady, GO!

Force Ten

08-09-2010

I nominate this one relating to Gavin Henson's fear of getting an erection!

Originally Posted by jingled:
“well, if he's doing the paso at least he'll have somewhere to hang his cape”

SCD-Observer

08-09-2010

Originally Posted by Force Ten:
“I nominate this one relating to Gavin Henson's fear of getting an erection!”

I did laugh out loud on that one. Good choice Force Ten.

mimi dlc

08-09-2010

Originally Posted by Force Ten:
“I nominate this one relating to Gavin Henson's fear of getting an erection!”

I asked Buddy to start this thread, JUST to post that one too!

BuddyBontheNet

08-09-2010

LOL! That could be the post of the whole series!

spider9

08-09-2010

I was going to nominate that one as well!

phoebefair

08-09-2010

Is it too late to nominate one from yesterday?
This one from katie_p is a gem, A rare old rant. AND she got it typed and posted within 5 minutes. A true star.

In response to:-
What on earth are we all going to whinge about on a Sunday.......

Seriously? You can't think of anything else?

Like... the tesspit, Bruce, anything Anton says or does or dances, the band, the partnerships, schedule clashes, over-runs leading to Sky plus problems, the same couples always in the pro dances, the naff music acts, James' hair, Kristina's crotch, Vincent's luvverman routine, Natalie's competitiveness, the axed pros, the new pros, the dance troupe, the judges marking, Alesha's grammar, Alesha's clothes, Alesha's laugh, anything Bruno says, Bruno's 'girls', Len's SPORTSMEN, Karen not being a judge, Camilla not being a judge, Lilia not being a judge, anyone in the world but Alesha not being a judge...

Yeah, there's hardly anything

SCD-Observer

08-09-2010

Originally Posted by phoebefair:
“Is it too late to nominate one from yesterday?
This one from katie_p is a gem, A rare old rant. AND she got it typed and posted within 5 minutes. A true star.

In response to:-
What on earth are we all going to whinge about on a Sunday.......

Seriously? You can't think of anything else?

Like... the tesspit, Bruce, anything Anton says or does or dances, the band, the partnerships, schedule clashes, over-runs leading to Sky plus problems, the same couples always in the pro dances, the naff music acts, James' hair, Kristina's crotch, Vincent's luvverman routine, Natalie's competitiveness, the axed pros, the new pros, the dance troupe, the judges marking, Alesha's grammar, Alesha's clothes, Alesha's laugh, anything Bruno says, Bruno's 'girls', Len's SPORTSMEN, Karen not being a judge, Camilla not being a judge, Lilia not being a judge, anyone in the world but Alesha not being a judge...

Yeah, there's hardly anything”

LOL, I didn't read that one. katie-p at her best!

BuddyBontheNet

08-09-2010

Excellent! She's been around a while has katie_p

SCD-Observer

08-09-2010

Stupid invisipost. Again!!!

Abbasolutely 40

08-09-2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by jingled
well, if he's doing the paso at least he'll have somewhere to hang his cape

Made me howl , best one yet ,I anticipate many more .

mimi dlc

08-09-2010

On a Thread about Ex-Tory MP Anne Widdicome

Originally Posted by soulmate61:
“She will have problems turning to the left....”

Jan2555*GG*

08-09-2010

Can I please have a little lee way to post something that Dilly posted on twitter last night that made me laugh so loud I woke up my husband. I know it doesnt really count but it was funny.

If Paul Daniels has been signed up because he is a 'National Treasure' why couldnt he be on Antiques Roadshow instead of Strictly.

mimi dlc

08-09-2010

Originally Posted by Jan2555*GG*:
“Can I please have a little lee way to post something that Dilly posted on twitter last night that made me laugh so loud I woke up my husband. I know it doesnt really count but it was funny.

If Paul Daniels has been signed up because he is a 'National Treasure' why couldnt he be on Antiques Roadshow instead of Strictly.”

Nice one Dilly!

spider9

08-09-2010

This has just made me laugh

From the Non app thread.

Originally Posted by SideshowStu:
“I really unappreciate Michelle appearing on the show. It's all very well to turn up now, but where was she in 1939 when we were fighting the Hun on our own? I'll tell you where...NOWHERE!

I bet she doesn't start competing in the show until about halfway through, then at the end of it she'll claim she did it all herself, and finally they'll be endless films made about it where everybody else's role has been diminished or airbrushed out altogether

It might sound crazy, but it's happened twice before already...”

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Yes, but she might bring nylons and gum to make up for it.”

mimi dlc

09-09-2010

Sorry Paace, but HAD to quote this.
It has also been nominated for a "Pay attention at the back of the class, please" Award.

Originally Posted by Paace:
“So Pamela Anderson is taking part in SCD even though she has already taking part in DWTS. How can this be fair on the other celebs after all the training she will have received for DWTS.

Although I will enjoy seeing her it shows that the producers now in charge of SCD seem to have abandoned the competition element of SCD when you also see the inclusion of Michelle Williams who has had a leading part in Chicago.”

sazzleperkins

09-09-2010

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Sorry Paace, but HAD to quote this.
It has also been nominated for a "Pay attention at the back of the class, please" Award.”

I saw that one last night and it made me LOL. It was written with such indignation!

Sorry Paace.

Dizzyspins

09-09-2010

I've just found this thread and it's brilliant. The post by Jingled is a classic, Can't wait for Gavin to do a pasa now; with his cape at the ready of course

phoebefair

10-09-2010

Quite like this one from yesterday in response to the query Will Alesha Speak Proper This Time?

Don't know about will Alesha speak properly this time you will not be able to hear her because she is so far up her own backside these days all you will hear is just a mumble coming from the back of the judges chairs this year.

[Before you ask, yes the original poster was being ironic with the grammar and no, subsequent posters didn't get it and banged on about how ironic it was to have grammatical errors in a post about speaking properly blah blah blah.[

BuddyBontheNet

10-09-2010

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“On a Thread about Ex-Tory MP Anne Widdicome”

I missed that!

Originally Posted by Jan2555*GG*:
“Can I please have a little lee way to post something that Dilly posted on twitter last night that made me laugh so loud I woke up my husband. I know it doesnt really count but it was funny.

If Paul Daniels has been signed up because he is a 'National Treasure' why couldnt he be on Antiques Roadshow instead of Strictly.”

Hear, hear!

My offering today from the new Norty Step thread -

Originally Posted by Button62:
“... I am a total numpy when it comes to baking. When eldest daughter was in P1 I had to provide cakes for the summer fete. She told her teacher that mummy was doing her speciality ..... chocolate nipples. (Marshmallows with a smartie on the top)
That teacher always gave me an odd look after that ”

BuddyBontheNet

10-09-2010

Another cracker from the NAT thread about Mr Daniels

Originally Posted by phoebefair:
“His Unmissable Blog says that his agent told him he was doing SCD (much against his will, of course).

So I take it his agent wants him dead as well.

Maybe the agent is having a secret fling with Debbie and they are going to run off to the Bahamas with all the money and live happily ever after?”

sazzleperkins

10-09-2010

A great double act on the 'Alesha talkin proppa' thread...

Button62

I wonder if she will have her pointy pen this year ?

phoebefair

That's Gavin.

KHC22

10-09-2010

To add to Sazzleperkins (who also deserves credit for the amount this exchange made me laugh):

Originally Posted by Button62:
“I wonder if she will have her pointy pen this year ?”

Originally Posted by phoebefair:
“That's Gavin.”

Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“It's going to run and run! ”

Originally Posted by sazzleperkins:
“He should get to the STI clinic if it does!”

mimi dlc

11-09-2010

Bit late, but worth waiting for...

Originally Posted by petertard:
“..If Patsy can dance....who can beat her ?”

Originally Posted by googleking:
“I'm counting on Patsy to get married and then divorced both before the end of the season, don't know about anyone else.”

BuddyBontheNet

11-09-2010

Brilliant- especially googleking's post!

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