My nomination (which is honestly from today and not at all from yesterday...) from the non-appreciation thread:
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Absolutely. Series 13 will both feature and not feature a dance-off which will count both only for the first few weeks and also right up to the quarter final. Judges scores will count for half of a combined ranking scores system and also for nothing. The judging panel will consist of Len, Craig, Bruno, Arlene, Alesha, Karen, Camilla, Lilia, Ian, Matthew, Crazy Shirley Ballas, and JohnFromWales, but also none of them because they're all really annoying and none of them know what they're talking about. They will very strictly judge only on technique, but also take entertainment and improvement and "wow factor" into account. The contestant line-up won't have any old people in because they're bound to be good, and also nobody who's ever danced before, because they're bound to be good. Results will be announced four times, once in the main show on Saturday, once in a separate Results Show an hour later, and again on a pre-recorded Sunday Show, and then AGAIN on a live Sunday show, because a pre-recorded Sunday show is an insult to my intelligence. Anton will be fired and also kept on , but only to dance ballroom, and also with old people and also he will be given someone good, because why is Anton never given somebody good it's not FURR. Big A-List names will perform on the results shows, and also they won't, because it's a waste of money. There will be a double-elimination week and a non-elimination week and also dancers will be forced to dance on broken bones to ensure a three-person final. Bruce...well he'll probably be dead.”