Originally Posted by Bonnie96:
“I always think Gavin is going to fall asleep before he finishes his sentence
”
“I always think Gavin is going to fall asleep before he finishes his sentence
”
Made me laugh
Series 8 - Post of the Day
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From the results show discussion thread:
Originally Posted by gkmacca:
“That was a grotesque Frankenstein's monster of a show. Horrid.”
“That was a grotesque Frankenstein's monster of a show. Horrid.”
From the Claudia Shouldn't Have Bothered thread (post from Lynxmale) regarding Tess's refusal to 'Keep Dancing' with Claudia.
Awesome.
Quote:
“Um, Tess doesn't do spontaneous. Can't you see the traces of chalk drawn where she's supposed to stand?”
“Um, Tess doesn't do spontaneous. Can't you see the traces of chalk drawn where she's supposed to stand?”
Awesome.
Originally Posted by perdiedumpling:
“
And so next week we have the roomba and the quickstep. What fresh hell will we have inflicted on us?”
“
And so next week we have the roomba and the quickstep. What fresh hell will we have inflicted on us?”
Originally Posted by mindyann:
“Ann will roomba in sparkly winceyette, clutching a hot water bottle to Brahms lullaby.”
“Ann will roomba in sparkly winceyette, clutching a hot water bottle to Brahms lullaby.”
Lovely one from Moany Liza (one of my favourite usernames!) explaining why Claudia wasn't dressed up to the nines like Tess...
Originally Posted by Moany Liza:
“She looked as if she'd jumped in a taxi and come straight from feeding scrambled egg and fish fingers to her kids and grabbed the first thing from the top of the ironing basket as she dashed out of the front door.
”
“She looked as if she'd jumped in a taxi and come straight from feeding scrambled egg and fish fingers to her kids and grabbed the first thing from the top of the ironing basket as she dashed out of the front door.
”
Two great convos discussing Robbie Williams
And this one
Question: Am I the only one on this thread? *echo*
*Tumbleweed*
Originally Posted by LilySue:
“For some reason he kept reminding me of Norman Wisdom............”
“For some reason he kept reminding me of Norman Wisdom............”
Originally Posted by williamh:
“As in - died last week!”
“As in - died last week!”
And this one
Originally Posted by shuddupfluffy:
“Well, from seeing that 'performance' it's pretty obvious Robbie can't sing and leer at women at the same time!
Thank goodness for the security of the track playing for him, because the minute the female pros came on, he forgot why he was there!”
“Well, from seeing that 'performance' it's pretty obvious Robbie can't sing and leer at women at the same time!
Thank goodness for the security of the track playing for him, because the minute the female pros came on, he forgot why he was there!”
Originally Posted by Wiskas:
“Men have never been any good at multitasking.”
“Men have never been any good at multitasking.”
Question: Am I the only one on this thread? *echo*
*Tumbleweed*
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Two great convos discussing Robbie Williams
And this one
Question: Am I the only one on this thread? *echo*
*Tumbleweed*”
“Two great convos discussing Robbie Williams
And this one
Question: Am I the only one on this thread? *echo*
*Tumbleweed*”
Loved these posts. Thought the same thing myself. Felt that Robbie rather lost the plot when the girls appeared.
Originally Posted by SaraV1308:
“Loved these posts. Thought the same thing myself. Felt that Robbie rather lost the plot when the girls appeared.”
“Loved these posts. Thought the same thing myself. Felt that Robbie rather lost the plot when the girls appeared.”
I don't think he had the plot to begin with. If only the judges were able to mark his performance.....
Originally Posted by sazzleperkins:
“I don't think he had the plot to begin with. If only the judges were able to mark his performance.....”
“I don't think he had the plot to begin with. If only the judges were able to mark his performance.....
”
Can I nominate this for post of the day?
Oh right... its already here!! 
Originally Posted by sazzleperkins:
“I don't think he had the plot to begin with. If only the judges were able to mark his performance.....”
“I don't think he had the plot to begin with. If only the judges were able to mark his performance.....
”
They would've commended him on coming aht and performing. It wasn't great but he entertained.
Then they would overmark him.
On tonight's ITT:
It's funny cos it's true
Originally Posted by kittles:
“James looked like a barman at a hen do who's been asked for a "slow comfortable screw" for the bazillionth time”
“James looked like a barman at a hen do who's been asked for a "slow comfortable screw" for the bazillionth time”
It's funny cos it's true
From ITT thread posted by Rossyrahrah
I can't believe Craig thought that salsa was butch, I thought it was mincier than sparkly shepherds pie
I can't believe Craig thought that salsa was butch, I thought it was mincier than sparkly shepherds pie
Yay I got a POTD! *victory dance*
I just want to thank my mum, my dad, God, Kittles, Craig and of course Scottalie for their YMCA salsa interpretation
So proud *sniff*
I just want to thank my mum, my dad, God, Kittles, Craig and of course Scottalie for their YMCA salsa interpretation
So proud *sniff*
From the 'Himbo Henson's bound to get the Welsh vote' thread
Originally Posted by flugella:
“On Saturday he proved that he has the personality of rising damp and subsidence. Or was that how I felt watching him dance? Either way, the I'm so shy but I love myself routine is making me want to borrow Hammy's trebuchet...”
“On Saturday he proved that he has the personality of rising damp and subsidence. Or was that how I felt watching him dance? Either way, the I'm so shy but I love myself routine is making me want to borrow Hammy's trebuchet...”
Another vote for a rossyrahrah post:
Originally Posted by rossyrahrah:
“The problem with letting "the public" decide is that some of them are really f*cking stupid.”
“The problem with letting "the public" decide is that some of them are really f*cking stupid.”
This one from the ITT thread, on Pamela's stumble and recovery.
Originally Posted by housebythesea:
“It was all the feathers and frills, I think
I half expected her to shriek ''Kermie!!!'' as she went hurtling off in the wrong direction.”
“It was all the feathers and frills, I think
I half expected her to shriek ''Kermie!!!'' as she went hurtling off in the wrong direction.”
Excuse me quoting my comment about not considering that posters have lives outside DS
But it promoted this reply which I nominate for Post of the Day
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Kittles only exists as long as she is posting on here.
Otherwise she is nothing more than an idle keyboard.”
“Kittles only exists as long as she is posting on here.
Otherwise she is nothing more than an idle keyboard.”
But it promoted this reply which I nominate for Post of the Day
Originally Posted by DavidJames:
“She's a Schroedinger's Kittles?”
“She's a Schroedinger's Kittles?”
Here's a couple for POTD from the Alesha's bad grammar thread which has resulted in a wide ranging discussion about pronounciation of Coke and Coke (one being a fizzy drink and the other being the white (allegedly) powder)..
Originally Posted by Three Left Feet:
“Not relevant, but similar to "coke" and "coke" in Hull.
"Coke" with an "err" sound in the middle is a well known fizzy drink.
"Coke" with an "oh" sound is more powdery - allegedly!
My "home county" vowels got me into a bit of bother over that once in a pub!”
“Not relevant, but similar to "coke" and "coke" in Hull.
"Coke" with an "err" sound in the middle is a well known fizzy drink.
"Coke" with an "oh" sound is more powdery - allegedly!
My "home county" vowels got me into a bit of bother over that once in a pub!”
Originally Posted by oulandy:
“I am baffled and desperately trying to see how to put an "err" into "coke".
Coherrke?
No, that doesn't seem to cut it somehow.”
“I am baffled and desperately trying to see how to put an "err" into "coke".
Coherrke?
No, that doesn't seem to cut it somehow.
”
Originally Posted by SaraV1308:
“Here's a couple for POTD from the Alesha's bad grammar thread which has resulted in a wide ranging discussion about pronounciation of Coke and Coke (one being a fizzy drink and the other being the white (allegedly) powder)..”
“Here's a couple for POTD from the Alesha's bad grammar thread which has resulted in a wide ranging discussion about pronounciation of Coke and Coke (one being a fizzy drink and the other being the white (allegedly) powder)..”
That made me laugh. We all drink cerrrrrk up north you know
POTD from the "ann should step down" thread in response to:
This from memmh:
Originally Posted by -Sid-:
“None of the celebs are going to be forced to wear anything they don't want to. Anne's just more vocal about it, and in all honesty, she'd look ridiculous dressing like Ola.”
“None of the celebs are going to be forced to wear anything they don't want to. Anne's just more vocal about it, and in all honesty, she'd look ridiculous dressing like Ola.”
This from memmh:
Originally Posted by memmh:
“ The mind boggles!
*grabs some brain bleach*”
“
The mind boggles! *grabs some brain bleach*”
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Excuse me quoting my comment about not considering that posters have lives outside DS
But it promoted this reply which I nominate for Post of the Day”
“Excuse me quoting my comment about not considering that posters have lives outside DS
But it promoted this reply which I nominate for Post of the Day”
Haha!! Brilliant!!
From the Alesha you was count thread..........
Originally Posted by Abbasolutely 40:
“I am Irish and I hope I never have to say 33 and a 1/3 out loud on any thread or I will never be able to show my face again on DS .”
“I am Irish and I hope I never have to say 33 and a 1/3 out loud on any thread or I will never be able to show my face again on DS .”
Posted by shuddupfluffy on the Peter Andre 'singe' thread..
Excellent.
Quote:
“Peter Andre 'singe' debut on Strictly!
Excellent! The BBC are burning him!
Obviously Robbie's 'performance' has put them off and they are resorting to the elimination of disliked public figures!
Roll up! Roll Up! Nominations please for future burnings!”
“Peter Andre 'singe' debut on Strictly!
Excellent! The BBC are burning him!
Obviously Robbie's 'performance' has put them off and they are resorting to the elimination of disliked public figures!
Roll up! Roll Up! Nominations please for future burnings!”
Excellent.
I'd like to nominate post number 682 from the Lazy Journalists' thread but I don't know how to quote in one thread from another one! Can somebody help?
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