This one?
Originally Posted by DavidJames:
“Strictly Unfair Shocker
In an EXCLUSIVE for today's Daily Rail, we can EXCLUSIVELY report that the EvilBBC(TM) have STACKED THE DECKS against the nation's favourite, Ann Widdershins.
Not only can we reveal that several of the contestants are younger than glamourous grannie Ann (94, with 13 grandchildren), but that some of them are also good-looking. And, worst of all, some of them were learning to dance as well. Poor Ann was horribly disadvantaged by sticking to her Traditional British Morals(TM), rather than dancing, like some of the other contestants.
Worst yet, we have also discovered in our EXCLUSIVE story that some of these "professional dancers" are taking jobs away from British Dancers - only Ann is Sticking Up For Britain.
Devoted fans of the show, hosted by Bruth Fosbury Flop (392) and Tess TwiceDaily (17), are uniformly disgusted.
"It's disgusting" said AnonymousRentAQuote, 99 "It just shows that the EvilBBC(TM) is run by a bunch of pinko commie foreigners, who want to undermind our Great British Bulldog spirit."
"I'm shocked - and outraged!" said AnotherMadeUpSource, 67 "They should make it an level playing field by making all the contestants older, and preferably shorter as well. And if they can remove their dancing talent, that'd be good too."
BBC producers, when contacted, said "Can't you people go and find out some real news" - a clear sign, in this paper's view, of their complete DISDAIN for the views of the normal viewing public.
Coming up next: British Dances For British Dancers.”
“Strictly Unfair Shocker
In an EXCLUSIVE for today's Daily Rail, we can EXCLUSIVELY report that the EvilBBC(TM) have STACKED THE DECKS against the nation's favourite, Ann Widdershins.
Not only can we reveal that several of the contestants are younger than glamourous grannie Ann (94, with 13 grandchildren), but that some of them are also good-looking. And, worst of all, some of them were learning to dance as well. Poor Ann was horribly disadvantaged by sticking to her Traditional British Morals(TM), rather than dancing, like some of the other contestants.
Worst yet, we have also discovered in our EXCLUSIVE story that some of these "professional dancers" are taking jobs away from British Dancers - only Ann is Sticking Up For Britain.
Devoted fans of the show, hosted by Bruth Fosbury Flop (392) and Tess TwiceDaily (17), are uniformly disgusted.
"It's disgusting" said AnonymousRentAQuote, 99 "It just shows that the EvilBBC(TM) is run by a bunch of pinko commie foreigners, who want to undermind our Great British Bulldog spirit."
"I'm shocked - and outraged!" said AnotherMadeUpSource, 67 "They should make it an level playing field by making all the contestants older, and preferably shorter as well. And if they can remove their dancing talent, that'd be good too."
BBC producers, when contacted, said "Can't you people go and find out some real news" - a clear sign, in this paper's view, of their complete DISDAIN for the views of the normal viewing public.
Coming up next: British Dances For British Dancers.”
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Who said feminism ever happened? One of my best (female) friends graduated with a first from Oxford in engineering and she has quite enough trouble being one of 3 women in her office without other women chiming in that of course men are better with all those wires and things, much too scientific for the girls (*giggle*).
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