Originally Posted by DavidJames:
“This one is a gem:
I know, I'm cruel.”
“This one is a gem:
I know, I'm cruel.”
I hope you are not misunderestimating our friend.
Series 8 - Post of the Day
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Originally Posted by Iphigenia:
“It's the same idea as the moronic clapping and cheering everytime anyone hit a high note in Poperastar.
The enchavening of entertainment.”
“It's the same idea as the moronic clapping and cheering everytime anyone hit a high note in Poperastar.
The enchavening of entertainment.”
Brilliant - From the Enough with the standing ovations.
Originally Posted by labasheedy:
“yes but is Artem gay as well?”
“yes but is Artem gay as well?”
Originally Posted by jjackson42:
“No, but his hat is!
JJ”
“No, but his hat is!
JJ
”
Should we start an Appreciation thread for the hat?
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Should we start an Appreciation thread for the hat?”
“Should we start an Appreciation thread for the hat?”
It's not a hat, it's a black plastic flowerpot, he isn't fooling me!
Originally Posted by -Sid-:
“I just don't understand the surprise in Bruce's voice when he cries "Look at that, look at that! THEY'RE ON THEIR FEET!!" when virtually every dance gets a standing ovation.”
“I just don't understand the surprise in Bruce's voice when he cries "Look at that, look at that! THEY'RE ON THEIR FEET!!" when virtually every dance gets a standing ovation.”
Originally Posted by tonydancer:
“I just think Brucie's in awe of people who can get to their feet that quickly.”
“I just think Brucie's in awe of people who can get to their feet that quickly.”
Great response!
The difference between Kate and Ann
Originally Posted by rossyrahrah:
“I liked Kate Garraway. She was rubbish but she danced proper routines rubbishly at least.”
“I liked Kate Garraway. She was rubbish but she danced proper routines rubbishly at least.”
Quote:
Originally Posted by chucklingbunny
Craig is on Alan Titchmarsh now.
Mimi dic
The mind boggles...
Craig/Alan/on a sofa....it would be carnage
Originally Posted by chucklingbunny
Craig is on Alan Titchmarsh now.
Mimi dic
The mind boggles...
Craig/Alan/on a sofa....it would be carnage
already noted but made me laugh so much thought it deserved another airing:
Originally Posted by starsailor
It's crouching hippo, hidden disaster.
Originally Posted by starsailor
It's crouching hippo, hidden disaster.
Originally Posted by Neon_Toaster:
“Agreed, Ann is truly the devil's reincarnation, and is on a satanic mission to destroy a saturday night entertainment show.”
“Agreed, Ann is truly the devil's reincarnation, and is on a satanic mission to destroy a saturday night entertainment show.”
Originally Posted by TerryM22:
“Thats more than a little harsh, you must be thinking of someone else. The reason the ratings are so high is that the viewers are tuning in to watch their favourite Ann Widdicombe.”
“Thats more than a little harsh, you must be thinking of someone else. The reason the ratings are so high is that the viewers are tuning in to watch their favourite Ann Widdicombe.”
These two posts together.
This:
Originally Posted by GlasgowBoydy:
“I would just like to congratulate Pamela and James on getting through to Blackpool and hope that Scotland can do them both proud again next week
I will try my best to rally support this week where throughout the country when I can”
“I would just like to congratulate Pamela and James on getting through to Blackpool and hope that Scotland can do them both proud again next week
I will try my best to rally support this week where throughout the country when I can”
Originally Posted by Tangerine_82:
“And I'll do my best to remind everyone I know that they have a brain of their own and that Pamela is not Scottish.”
“And I'll do my best to remind everyone I know that they have a brain of their own and that Pamela is not Scottish.”
in responce to Glascowboys notion that all scots will vote for Pamela
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“I live in Scotland, but I used to live in England for a while, and I visited Wales and Kendal (I've also had Kendal Mint Cakes). I'm going to the bakery on a regular basis, and my best friends surname is Scott, I know someone who is Italian and wears underwear (like Kara). I sometimes watch Rugby
Can you enlighten me for whom I should be voting please. I'm so confused
”
“I live in Scotland, but I used to live in England for a while, and I visited Wales and Kendal (I've also had Kendal Mint Cakes). I'm going to the bakery on a regular basis, and my best friends surname is Scott, I know someone who is Italian and wears underwear (like Kara). I sometimes watch Rugby
Can you enlighten me for whom I should be voting please. I'm so confused
”
From the 'This Forum is out of touch with the Real World' thread:
Originally Posted by shefair:
“Well aparenlty Ann has decided that Dance is not for her
She wont do latin , she wont show any leg , she wont do romance
As far as I can see she wont dance
thats like deciding you will make a fruit cake without any fruit , eggs or sugar , it really just a dollop of wet flour at this point”
“Well aparenlty Ann has decided that Dance is not for her
She wont do latin , she wont show any leg , she wont do romance
As far as I can see she wont dance
thats like deciding you will make a fruit cake without any fruit , eggs or sugar , it really just a dollop of wet flour at this point”
From the "Why can Ann announce her dances 2 weeks ahead?" thread:
Originally Posted by nanscombe:
“And anyway ... aren't the BBC supposed to warn viewers of anything gruesome, unpleasant or unsuitable in an upcoming show.
They seem to warn people of flashing lights so why not warn of Ann doing a (supposedly) sensual dance as it gives ample opportunity to shoo kids, or people of a nervous disposition, from the room.”
“And anyway ... aren't the BBC supposed to warn viewers of anything gruesome, unpleasant or unsuitable in an upcoming show.
They seem to warn people of flashing lights so why not warn of Ann doing a (supposedly) sensual dance as it gives ample opportunity to shoo kids, or people of a nervous disposition, from the room.
”
Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“I do sometimes think we're too hard on [Ann] though. She is after all an important weapon in the war against terrorism as an example of what a virgin is actually like”
“I do sometimes think we're too hard on [Ann] though. She is after all an important weapon in the war against terrorism as an example of what a virgin is actually like”
Originally Posted by phoebefair:
“Thank you very much. I've now got a mental image of 72 [Ann]'s. Please desist.”
“Thank you very much. I've now got a mental image of 72 [Ann]'s. Please desist.”
Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“Sorry Don't worry, they won't all look like [her], Susan Boyle's a virgin too”
“Sorry
Don't worry, they won't all look like [her], Susan Boyle's a virgin too”
Fab!
Another cracker from GlasgowBoydy's 'Pamela Stephenson.Shes half Scottish so I say lets vote her to win SCD Scotland' thread!
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“...Well I might go and start a thread then, please all Scottish people vote for Scott. Now I wonder if there is Mattland or a Karaland, so that I can get all of them to vote for them as well.
“...Well I might go and start a thread then, please all Scottish people vote for Scott. Now I wonder if there is Mattland or a Karaland, so that I can get all of them to vote for them as well
.
Originally Posted by Bonnie96:
“Oh - and does 'Matalan' count?”
”
“Oh - and does 'Matalan' count?
”
From the 80 complaints thread:
Originally Posted by DavidJames:
“Well, flippin' heck, it doesn't take a genius to spot an obvious "deisgned-to-stir" item.
It's like spotting a TerryM22 thread resurrection, it sticks out like a sore thumb.”
“Well, flippin' heck, it doesn't take a genius to spot an obvious "deisgned-to-stir" item.
It's like spotting a TerryM22 thread resurrection, it sticks out like a sore thumb.”
Originally Posted by chucklingbunny:
“Is that you, Craig?!”
“Is that you, Craig?!
”
In response to people's comment about who was most heartbroken by Gavin and Bruno's kiss:
It was a response to this very serious post:
Originally Posted by franglemand:
“
What I'd like to know is why has no one considered Katya's feelings in all this? The poor girl was cheated on mid-dance in front of millions of people! I admire her professionalism in carrying on bravely despite the poisoned arrow that must surely have been plunged deep into her heart at the sight of such a base betrayal.”
“
What I'd like to know is why has no one considered Katya's feelings in all this? The poor girl was cheated on mid-dance in front of millions of people! I admire her professionalism in carrying on bravely despite the poisoned arrow that must surely have been plunged deep into her heart at the sight of such a base betrayal.”
It was a response to this very serious post:
Originally Posted by TerryM22:
“Craig has already made a very public declaration of affection for Gavin, and whilst I admit I am not keen on Craig as a judge due to his nasty comments or Gavin for his ridiculous posing, I have not seen anywhere here yet any concern for Craigs feelings in the wake of the Bruno Gavin reality snog, how did Craig feel when he saw this happen, much like a dagger to the heart I suspect.”
“Craig has already made a very public declaration of affection for Gavin, and whilst I admit I am not keen on Craig as a judge due to his nasty comments or Gavin for his ridiculous posing, I have not seen anywhere here yet any concern for Craigs feelings in the wake of the Bruno Gavin reality snog, how did Craig feel when he saw this happen, much like a dagger to the heart I suspect.”
Quote:
“ I was hoping for Gavin and Artem and a bottle of Mr Smirnoff's finest on the back seat singing ruder and ruder rugby songs and BoD having a conniption fit and then reaching the maudlin stage by Lytham St Anne's”
“ I was hoping for Gavin and Artem and a bottle of Mr Smirnoff's finest on the back seat singing ruder and ruder rugby songs and BoD having a conniption fit and then reaching the maudlin stage by Lytham St Anne's”
Quote:
“ Then when really pissed have a drunken snog! That should set her off!
I would need pictures though.”
“ Then when really pissed have a drunken snog! That should set her off!
I would need pictures though.”
From mindyann and KitKat on the Non appreciation thread (won't let me multipost to other threads)
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“From mindyann and KitKat on the Non appreciation thread (won't let me multipost to other threads)”
“From mindyann and KitKat on the Non appreciation thread (won't let me multipost to other threads)”
Actually the whole page worth of posts about the Blackpool bus are hysterical... so I nominate pretty much the whole page 99 and 100!
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/s...383117&page=99
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/s...83117&page=100
And another couple from the Xmas Special thread.
(particularly Jan's dry humour post..)
Originally Posted by Jan2555*GG*:
“So do the BBC expect Anton to be out of Strictly in time for him to train Ronnie ?? I wish I was that confident”
“So do the BBC expect Anton to be out of Strictly in time for him to train Ronnie ?? I wish I was that confident”
Originally Posted by perdiedumpling:
“Maybe it's really been Ronni all this time in an Ann Widdecombe suit. It would kill two birds with one stone - have Ann in for this series and train Ronni for the Christmas Special.”
“Maybe it's really been Ronni all this time in an Ann Widdecombe suit. It would kill two birds with one stone - have Ann in for this series and train Ronni for the Christmas Special.”
(particularly Jan's dry humour post..)
Originally Posted by Jan2555*GG*:
“Dont think I have ever had a post of the day before Sara thanks”
“Dont think I have ever had a post of the day before Sara thanks
”
No worries... your dry wit had me chortling.. I thought others should share!
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“From mindyann and KitKat on the Non appreciation thread (won't let me multipost to other threads)”
“From mindyann and KitKat on the Non appreciation thread (won't let me multipost to other threads)”
Ta, have always secretly wanted a POTD.
This thread was on page 8!
In response to the news that Ann would be doing whatever it is she plans to do instead of a rumba to Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go on
In response to the news that Ann would be doing whatever it is she plans to do instead of a rumba to Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go on
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“There's never an iceberg around when you need it...”
“There's never an iceberg around when you need it...”
Great quote in the post above!
I think their rumba is going to be about as good as a wet/soggy lettuce too.
I think their rumba is going to be about as good as a wet/soggy lettuce too.
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