Series 8 - Post of the Day

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Coronis

29-11-2010

Originally Posted by shrew:
“... Although if we are to look further and read between the lines, the dance could be a physical representation of the despair and angst one receives when ones dreams are not realised, even in a place where they are supposed to be (such as Neeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww Yarrrrrrrrrrk!).

The joylessness of disappointment was etched on his face (sponsored by Sennekot) as he carried the burden of Aliona (and her choreography) through the mists....

<... I need cigarettes>”

I snorted more than is ladylike at this post.

mimi dlc

01-12-2010

Originally Posted by TerryM22:
“Fabulous news Ann and Anton are on ITT tomorrow, lets hope there is no sign of Craig to cast a damp squid and spoil the party fun.”

Originally Posted by Funky Mango:
“
I hate soggy calamari ”

Squib, Terry.
Squib!

KitKat21

01-12-2010

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Squib, Terry.
Squib!”

Yes, because that's the only thing wrong with his post.

BuddyBontheNet

01-12-2010

Originally Posted by KitKat21:
“Yes, because that's the only thing wrong with his post. ”

Kmc1978

02-12-2010

This from Stockingfiller sums up how I feel about Anns entertainment

Originally Posted by Stockingfiller:
“Were I in the very depths of an Hieronymous Bosch inspired hell, Ann Widdicombe, would never, brighten up my Saturday nights.
Were I right up Everest, in the nude and on roller skates, the same applies.
Were I immersed in a vat of vomit infinitely deep, Ann Widdlecombe would not, brighten up my Saturday nights.
Should aliens visit me at night, to harvest my private bits, Ann would not, brighten up my Saturday nights.
The woman makes hari-kiri seem like an interesting hobby.”

Stockingfiller

03-12-2010

Thank you x My soul was in torment.

It'll be more so when lovely Gavin or someone who can dance, has to leave, due to Ann's stumblings around like the ghost of Christmas past. In fact, if she isn't dressed up as Tiny Tim the week after next, with Anton as Scrooge prancing around in fake snow before picking her up only at the end, of the routine from beside a fake fireside, I'll be amazed.

labasheedy

03-12-2010

Quote:
“Originally Posted by rossyrahrah
The problem with letting "the public" decide is that some of them are really f*cking stupid.”

My vote

katie_p

04-12-2010

In response to this post about Tess going on and on about Kara and Artem's showmance:

Originally Posted by Loueez:
“As much as the VT about the showmance irked me, I think it's laying the foundations for next weeks Rumba... The dance of luuuuurve and all that. Tess is going to be a nightmare.”

Originally Posted by Tangerine_82:
“God, I know I hope their rumba 'storyline' will involve an annoying third party (a dummy with a blonde wig and dressed in an over the top dress hopefully) who keeps trying to drag them into a spotlight in the middle of the dancefloor and the routine ends with both Kara & Artem kicking the dummy so hard up the arse it flies right into the band pit, taking out the god-awful singers one by one like a skimming stone.”

I would vote for that routine!

rossyrahrah

06-12-2010

Good lord, languishing on page 5! Anyhoo my potd:

Quote:
“Originally Posted by cymrugirl:
I dunno - I think I can predict an Aliona showdance.

Back flip x 3, shimmy shimmy, gusset lift, wiggle wiggle, angst face, gusset lift, somersault, wiggle wiggle, smell-the-fart then cheesy grin, ending with a gusset”

That made I larf

perdiedumpling

06-12-2010

Originally Posted by Baffrobes:
“Does she eat the bloody lipstick?”

Re. Ann and her ... er... decorated teeth.

And if I could find the posts by Abba and peeve with their reworkings of Hello Dolly, which I have been singing since.

phoebefair

06-12-2010

I'd like to nominate this curmudgeonly rant from bobajot - and it's not even on the Non-Appreciation thread.

What we got left Gavin - hell the people from Rorke's Drift must be turning in their graves. A insult to Wales; every time I see him I hum this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g

The old grey mare that gets 10's for turning up. She may have done a bit once now she just yaps about it ad nauseum.

The professional whinge bag who never stops moaning about how hard his life is. Any excuse will do I suppose.

The single one with the awful voice. It is no surprise she's single.

Oh and the farmer who does flips. Perhaps he should enter for the Olympics.

peeve

06-12-2010

I am too technologically challenged to do this properly, but the following message was posted by dancingbearbear in response to a moan from Mr Motorway, itself a response to that brilliant spoof video 'Strictly Dancing Disaster' (if that makes any sense at all)

Quote:
“Now, now! TerryM22 is completely right. How dare you all make a mockery of Ann's sterling efforts in the show?
She gave her ALL to every dance, worked extremely hard, mastered even the trickiest of technical choreography given to her by Anton, and never once treated any of the dances as beneath her and worthy only of contempt. She listened intently to the judges and took their comments onboard, working hard each week to become the best possible dancer she could be. She never took the public vote for granted, preferring to let the quality of her dancing speak for itself. And then, just as she's been callously ejected from the show by the disinterest of the foolish GBP, this cruel video emerges which seems to imply that Ann's dancing was worthy of only the most hollow, mocking laughter.

People, people. As a nation, have we sunk so low?..”

Whoever it was that said sarcasm is the lowest form of wit was, well, wrong!

Dorabella14

07-12-2010

Peeve, you and me, same wavelength reference DancingBearBear. That piece brilliant.

As for Terry M22 or M25 whatever, when do you think we can sound the Last Post?

flugella

07-12-2010

Originally Posted by Dorabella14:
“Peeve, you and me, same wavelength reference DancingBearBear. That piece brilliant.

As for Terry M22 or M25 whatever, when do you think we can sound the Last Post?”

Agree with the above for it's simple brilliance!

As for the arterial road - once Dr. Spammie departs...

mimi dlc

07-12-2010

Originally Posted by vidalia:
“This is a photo taken before May 2010 which shows her with a similar length to now and she has been blonde for quite a few years now.

http://www.theatresevern.co.uk/Whats...=671&sC=page10”

Originally Posted by TerryM22:
“The Blonde Marilyn Monroe look does suit Ann.”

I rest my case...

dancingbearbear

07-12-2010

Originally Posted by peeve:
“I am too technologically challenged to do this properly, but the following message was posted by dancingbearbear in response to a moan from Mr Motorway, itself a response to that brilliant spoof video 'Strictly Dancing Disaster' (if that makes any sense at all)

Whoever it was that said sarcasm is the lowest form of wit was, well, wrong! ”

Originally Posted by flugella:
“Agree with the above for it's simple brilliance!

As for the arterial road - once Dr. Spammie departs... ”

I am both honoured and humbled ~ thank you

Agent Krycek

07-12-2010

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“I rest my case...”

I really want to make a crack about Marilyn Mason about that post

mimi dlc

11-12-2010

Originally Posted by fancyfirefoot:
“It's only a TV show, not life and death!
”

Originally Posted by Xassy:
“Whaaaaaat?! No one told me this! ”

Semi final hysteria sets in...

mimi dlc

11-12-2010

Originally Posted by shrew:
“argh -

Hate 'props'... it's like sex. If you need 'props, then you're doing it wrong.

.”

True.

nelliek

12-12-2010

I know the day is still young, but this has to be the post of the day.
From the 'Is Pamela going to be this year's Lisa Snowdon' thread, and in a response to

Originally Posted by ags_rule:
“Lisa was fantastic. Only reason she got slaughtered on here was because of the hilarious jealousy of the female DSers - sorry, but it's true. The pretty girls almost always seem to be hated on DS, it was the same with Kelly Brook.”

Alli-F replied (post #12)

Quote:
“Cos that's why Kara is so popular on the board this year, all the jellus hatahs have gone on holiday!

I didn't dislike her because she was tall or pretty or skinny, she was actually really sweet, I disliked her because she danced with all the speed of an oil tanker turning and all the grace of a baby giraffe on ice skates.

And I hated being constantly told how amazing she was by the judges when before my eyes her QS was the speed of a tortoise wading through treacle.

Ahhhhh, I feel so much better now, very cathartic!”

BuddyBontheNet

12-12-2010

From the 'I wonder how many of the Pamela haters.' thread

Originally Posted by Starpuss:
“Indeed. Women should definately not show any part of their body unless it is perfect. I regularly wear a bag on my head when I am going out so as not to offend people with my less than perfect features.”

phoebefair

12-12-2010

From petertard on the In Praise of Artem thread.

He is the man. Kara is the woman. Pam is the ham. James is the sham.

Neat or what?

Dorabella14

12-12-2010

Originally Posted by phoebefair:
“From petertard on the In Praise of Artem thread.

He is the man. Kara is the woman. Pam is the ham. James is the sham.

Neat or what?”

Probably took him hours to perfect it.

mimi dlc

12-12-2010

Originally Posted by shrew:
“Can I unappreciate the up and coming showdances.

PamJam - It's going to be a fetid rehash of Flav's 'dyson-mit-J-cloths maneuvers. Don't try and tell me different. The music will probably be J' t'aime or Smack my b*tch up
It will be horrid and put me off sex forever...

Kartem - It will be beautiful performed and wonderfully choreographed but she will fall on her arse again. She will.
Musak, probably be something dramatic and by Shostakovich...

Mattalio - Yeah - I mentioned custard before, but that would be amusing. No - what's going to happen will be an artistic interpretation of global warming set to the Wurzels I've got a brand new combine harvester. Matt will begin on the parallel bars, then the rings, before vaulting onto Bruno and gyrating in his face mouthing "How do like them onions..." in time to the music.

I cannot drink tonight - my ulcer decided to 'do one' last night. I'm balming the judges scoring... ”

I'm not sure if I want the Pros to read these suggestions or not...

mimi dlc

13-12-2010

Dr bolognaise asked...

Originally Posted by drbolognaise:
“You're not my Aunty are you? She's just been to every concert on AHA's tour...every SINGLE one. ”

Originally Posted by shuddupfluffy:
“Of course not, otherwise my name would be Auntie Lasagne, wouldn't it!

Your auntie sounds very lucid and intelligent! There's nothing wrong with behaviour like that!”

Love it!

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