Here we go guys

glastonbury is over , but here is the aftermath

2 seals take a dip to reload their watery needs

ahmed having digs at van again, as if he is the voice of reason. syaing that van would have controlled the BBQ like a headmistress or whetever.

Throw Marco a fish and he'll jump through Michelle's earrings

Michelle finally has Stu well and truly smitten "Am I allowed to get a little kiss?" he asks.
Jason has told the others off for smoking and that is why he moved from the sofas during nominations. Apparently he has received another warning for this.

jay got 2nd warning for moving off the sofa today.
he says it was cos of smoking by the others. they say they will move away when smoking now.

he wouldnt have complained about the smoking but feels he has to explain to the others now, since its the reason for his warning.

Jason has got a second warning. Confirmation of him being up for eviction. They'll make him look an even bigger prat, if that's possible, to make sure they get a good amount of votes.

Er, doesn't he have three now? Nomination discussions, violence, this.

Oh, and if he has a warning for walking about, what about the others who did?

BB isn't even sticking to its own rules anymore

good god nadia less of the salt plz....and i am a smoker and i cant stand it in the bed room

Shut up Shell

St Shell wants to query BB about jays formal warning cos jay will be angry at them (which he isnt)

aaahh she is puttin even more salt in.aaaahhh

nadia decides the goo needs some more salt .....

I've been away all day - can anyone sum up the last 8 or 9 hours in 8 or 9 lines or less? heh thanx

Yadda-yadda, nomos, crap hole.

outrageous becki does the dishes

lol - I was waiting fot that

no , but the live updates have been there for most of the day, you'd be better off having a run over to them , I'm off there myself now!

ooh dunno tho' - already jason acccusing Dan of not having respect - did I get in at the right time then? heh

jay comes out of dr irritated, tells dan not to look at him with that attitude. think he starts referring to bisexual remark dan said earlier

I want subtitles on live feed for that jacuzzi, I can never hear what is being said for running water noises.

Jason has fell out with Dan as he told Ahmed that he didnt say to Dan he was bi-sexual. Dan told Ahmed that he meets guys like Jason all the time. He was not impressed with Jason making out he was a liar. This was after the nominations.

Oh, dear. J's already unhappy with Dan for accusing him of being a ginge.