it depends on the context and also how dirty ones mind is,lol
The Whoonie Inn (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by Hallamsteriscoo:
“Evening all!
Wow, you lot have been busy
What did I miss, can't be ***ed to read up”
“Evening all!
Wow, you lot have been busy
What did I miss, can't be ***ed to read up
”
I missed a major and long running innuendo!
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“Well for once (DO NOT LAUGH) my innunendo gland was totally oblivious to any connotations”
“Well for once (DO NOT LAUGH) my innunendo gland was totally oblivious to any connotations
”
*snigger*
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“Well for once (DO NOT LAUGH) my innunendo gland was totally oblivious to any connotations”
“Well for once (DO NOT LAUGH) my innunendo gland was totally oblivious to any connotations
”
i guess it was one of those you had to be there monents
Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“it depends on the context and also how dirty ones mind is,lol”
“it depends on the context and also how dirty ones mind is,lol”
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“Well for once (DO NOT LAUGH) my innunendo gland was totally oblivious to any connotations”
“Well for once (DO NOT LAUGH) my innunendo gland was totally oblivious to any connotations
”
Originally Posted by outside:
“wink.”
“wink.”
**waves everyone off** Come on nothing here to see
.In my defence, it took me a while to make such a associaton. Webby I'm too ladylike to explain that one, I will let one of the gentleman enlighten you.
**waves at Hammy** Hi Hun.
Outside, without wanting to be offensive, you do know that your sofa does not talk to you, don't you
.
Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“i guess it was one of those you had to be there monents”
“i guess it was one of those you had to be there monents
”
G, I have just looked fish supper up on the interwebs
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“I missed a major and long running innuendo!”
“I missed a major and long running innuendo!
”
Don't worry I missed it as well, rather embarrassing considering we were the two people involved in it
.
Originally Posted by Hallamsteriscoo:
“Evening all!
Wow, you lot have been busy
What did I miss, can't be ***ed to read up”
“Evening all!
Wow, you lot have been busy
What did I miss, can't be ***ed to read up
”
well ive been reading some rather tattyfilarious jokes
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“**waves everyone off** Come on nothing here to see.
In my defence, it took me a while to make such a associaton. Webby I'm too ladylike to explain that one, I will let one of the gentleman enlighten you.
**waves at Hammy** Hi Hun.
Outside, without wanting to be offensive, you do know that your sofa does not talk to you, don't you.”
“**waves everyone off** Come on nothing here to see
.In my defence, it took me a while to make such a associaton. Webby I'm too ladylike to explain that one, I will let one of the gentleman enlighten you.
**waves at Hammy** Hi Hun.
Outside, without wanting to be offensive, you do know that your sofa does not talk to you, don't you
.”
Lach, I have only just made the association myself!!!!
Can I offer you something less fraught with meaning? A bowl of cornflake perhaps?
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“G, I have just looked fish supper up on the interwebs
”
“G, I have just looked fish supper up on the interwebs
”
a meal consisting of fish chips and mushy peas and a slice or two of bread?
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“I missed a major and long running innuendo!”
“I missed a major and long running innuendo!
”
Now that I don't believe!
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“Unbelievable isn't it
And where have YOU been?”
“Unbelievable isn't it
And where have YOU been?”
Funny you should say that!
and
None of your beeswax
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“**waves everyone off** Come on nothing here to see.
In my defence, it took me a while to make such a associaton. Webby I'm too ladylike to explain that one, I will let one of the gentleman enlighten you.
**waves at Hammy** Hi Hun.
Outside, without wanting to be offensive, you do know that your sofa does not talk to you, don't you.”
“**waves everyone off** Come on nothing here to see
.In my defence, it took me a while to make such a associaton. Webby I'm too ladylike to explain that one, I will let one of the gentleman enlighten you.
**waves at Hammy** Hi Hun.
Outside, without wanting to be offensive, you do know that your sofa does not talk to you, don't you
.”
*waves back*
Have this lot been behaving themselves tonight hon?
Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“a meal consisting of fish chips and mushy peas and a slice or two of bread?”
“a meal consisting of fish chips and mushy peas and a slice or two of bread?”
well OBVIOUSLY there's that one
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“well OBVIOUSLY there's that one”
“well OBVIOUSLY there's that one
”
goes down well with a cup of builders
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“Lach, I have only just made the association myself!!!!
Can I offer you something less fraught with meaning? A bowl of cornflake perhaps?”
“Lach, I have only just made the association myself!!!!
Can I offer you something less fraught with meaning? A bowl of cornflake perhaps?
”
I'd rather fancy a traditional fish supper
mhuahauwhwuwh
Originally Posted by Hallamsteriscoo:
“
*waves back*
Have this lot been behaving themselves tonight hon?”
“
*waves back*
Have this lot been behaving themselves tonight hon?
”
Rather well, I must say
Spoiler
Outside still believes that his sofa is talking to him though and he is trying to convert everyone to his beliefs.
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“just to put the nudge back>”
“just to put the nudge back
>”
I thought that worked quite well.
a big tear rolls down outside's cheek
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“In my defence, it took me a while to make such a associaton. Webby I'm too ladylike to explain that one, I will let one of the gentleman enlighten you.”
“In my defence, it took me a while to make such a associaton. Webby I'm too ladylike to explain that one, I will let one of the gentleman enlighten you.”
looks around for these "gentlemen"
You mean me, don't you?
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“**waves at Hammy** Hi Hun.”
“**waves at Hammy** Hi Hun.”
It's pronounced "nun".
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“Outside, without wanting to be offensive, you do know that your sofa does not talk to you, don't you.”
“Outside, without wanting to be offensive, you do know that your sofa does not talk to you, don't you
.”
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“well OBVIOUSLY there's that one”
“well OBVIOUSLY there's that one
”
Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“goes down well with a cup of builders”
“goes down well with a cup of builders”
I don't get that one at all
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“G, I have just looked fish supper up on the interwebs
”
“G, I have just looked fish supper up on the interwebs
”
That good you can't link it eh?
Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“well ive been reading some rather tattyfilarious jokes”
“well ive been reading some rather tattyfilarious jokes
”
FUnny you should say that, so have I!
Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“a meal consisting of fish chips and mushy peas and a slice or two of bread?”
“a meal consisting of fish chips and mushy peas and a slice or two of bread?”
That would be my first guess, but without the mushy peas
Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“goes down well with a cup of builders”
“goes down well with a cup of builders”
Hammy and lach would prefer a couple of builders.
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“I don't get that one at all”
“I don't get that one at all
”
For once we had the Innunendo on mute - what you see is what was meant
Originally Posted by Hallamsteriscoo:
“That good you can't link it eh?
FUnny you should say that, so have I!
That would be my first guess, but without the mushy peas”
“That good you can't link it eh?
FUnny you should say that, so have I!
That would be my first guess, but without the mushy peas
”
I dare not link
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