Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“I don't get that one at all
”
“I don't get that one at all
”
Builder's Tea
do they not drink tea where you live?
The Whoonie Inn (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by outside:
“Hammy and lach would prefer a couple of builders.
”
“Hammy and lach would prefer a couple of builders.
”
Don't be silly, dear
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nobody can compete with you.
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“For once we had the Innunendo on mute - what you see is what was meant”
“For once we had the Innunendo on mute - what you see is what was meant
”
You sure, I don't know what is what anymore.
Outside: Your sofa does not talk
. If it could I would take it out on a date.
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“Outside still believes that his sofa is talking to him though and he is trying to convert everyone to his beliefs.”
“Outside still believes that his sofa is talking to him though and he is trying to convert everyone to his beliefs.”
It told me about the gardener so explain that, Ms Dawkins.
Originally Posted by outside:
“It told me about the gardener so explain that, Ms Dawkins.”
“It told me about the gardener so explain that, Ms Dawkins.
”
Would that be the Big Bang theory again?
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“I'd rather fancy a traditional fish supper mhuahauwhwuwh
Rather well, I must say
Outside still believes that his sofa is talking to him though and he is trying to convert everyone to his beliefs.”
“I'd rather fancy a traditional fish supper
mhuahauwhwuwhRather well, I must say
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Outside still believes that his sofa is talking to him though and he is trying to convert everyone to his beliefs.”
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Have you given him some magic potion, that usually does the trick
Originally Posted by outside:
“Hammy and lach would prefer a couple of builders.”
“Hammy and lach would prefer a couple of builders.
”
I couldn't possibly comment on that
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“Outside: Your sofa does not talk. If it could I would take it out on a date.”
“Outside: Your sofa does not talk
. If it could I would take it out on a date.”
It's not partially-sighted, you know.
Originally Posted by outside:
“It told me about the gardener so explain that, Ms Dawkins.”
“It told me about the gardener so explain that, Ms Dawkins.
”
It wasn't the sofa that told you that, but the old biddy (spelling) next door
. The sofa would never tell on me.... and it's Professor Dawkins
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“Would that be the Big Bang theory again?”
“Would that be the Big Bang theory again?
”
I don't think outside understands the concept of that one. Or let me rephrase it, he understands the concept in as much that it doesn't happen very often
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Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“It wasn't the sofa that told you that, but the old biddy (spelling) next door. The sofa would never tell on me.
... and it's Professor Dawkins
I don't think outside understands the concept of that one. Or let me rephrase it, he understands the concept in as much that it doesn't happen very often
”
“It wasn't the sofa that told you that, but the old biddy (spelling) next door
. The sofa would never tell on me.... and it's Professor Dawkins
I don't think outside understands the concept of that one. Or let me rephrase it, he understands the concept in as much that it doesn't happen very often
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Originally Posted by outside:
“It's not partially-sighted, you know.”
“It's not partially-sighted, you know.
”
You are right, it's not because it cannot see at all. It doesn't exist.
Originally Posted by Hallamsteriscoo:
“
Have you given him some magic potion, that usually does the trick
”
“
Have you given him some magic potion, that usually does the trick
”
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Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“... and it's Professor Dawkins”
“... and it's Professor Dawkins
”
How very la-di-dah.
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“I don't think outside understands the concept of that one. Or let me rephrase it, he understands the concept in as much that it doesn't happen very often
”
“I don't think outside understands the concept of that one. Or let me rephrase it, he understands the concept in as much that it doesn't happen very often
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Not too far, at all! I deserved that!
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“
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I'm sure I'm getting this one wrong as well, but my Innuendo gland has just gone into overdrive.... oh hang on, maybe I'm getting it now.
Originally Posted by outside:
“How very la-di-dah.”
“How very la-di-dah.
”
Ok I admit I'm Mrs Dawkins
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Originally Posted by outside:
“ Not too far, at all! I deserved that!”
“ Not too far, at all! I deserved that!”
You are right, try to get your physic(s) sorted
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Time for me to be off.
*leaves tureen of fish stew on the bar for patrons to avail themselves, along with fresh crusty bread and butter*
I'm having to review posts for potential innuendo now, never know what might come up
Edit: Dagnabbit
*leaves tureen of fish stew on the bar for patrons to avail themselves, along with fresh crusty bread and butter*
I'm having to review posts for potential innuendo now, never know what might come up
Edit: Dagnabbit
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“Time for me to be off.
*leaves tureen of fish stew on the bar for patrons to avail themselves, along with fresh crusty bread and butter*
I'm having to review posts for potential innuendo now, never know what might come up
Edit: Dagnabbit”
“Time for me to be off.
*leaves tureen of fish stew on the bar for patrons to avail themselves, along with fresh crusty bread and butter*
I'm having to review posts for potential innuendo now, never know what might come up
Edit: Dagnabbit
”
you without innuendo would be like ice cream without fat,it just doesnt work
Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“you without innuendo would be like ice cream without fat,it just doesnt work”
“you without innuendo would be like ice cream without fat,it just doesnt work
”
Sorbet, Gareth
Good for cleansing the palate
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“**waves at Webby** Sleep tight”
“**waves at Webby** Sleep tight
”
and you, fair maiden of the north
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Originally Posted by Webslark:
“and you, fair maiden of the north
”
“and you, fair maiden of the north
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You are on fire
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BTW I have sofa adverts all over my computer screen, maybe outside is right
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