Originally Posted by Hallamsteriscoo:
“Off out for lunch, catch you all later”
“Off out for lunch, catch you all later”
Me too - laters!
The Whoonie Inn (Part 5)
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Originally Posted by Webslark:
“Gareth, did we ever decide who was landlord in charge of cellar duties?
*heads off to cellar with instruction manual and a couple of droids*
Don't blame me if you start getting hollandaise sauce out of the lager taps
”
“Gareth, did we ever decide who was landlord in charge of cellar duties?
*heads off to cellar with instruction manual and a couple of droids*
Don't blame me if you start getting hollandaise sauce out of the lager taps
”
No we didnt,perhaps we could delegate the barrel changing job to Davey as he spends a lot of time down there at times
Originally Posted by GARETH197901:
“No we didnt,perhaps we could delegate the barrel changing job to Davey as he spends a lot of time down there at times”
“No we didnt,perhaps we could delegate the barrel changing job to Davey as he spends a lot of time down there at times”
Well I've hooked up the Cyber and the Gallifreyan Ale. The Absobalager I left alone ,on moral grounds
We shall have a chat with Davey when he comes in. The very least he could do is keep that cellar tidy!
Hi guys. How've you been keeping? Sorry I've not popped in for a few days. All work and no play makes Billy a dull boy.
Originally Posted by Tigger-Roo:
“Ooh new thread.
Looks all nice and shiny. I wonder how long it'll take you lot to muck it up?”
“Ooh new thread.
Looks all nice and shiny. I wonder how long it'll take you lot to muck it up?
”
Here I am!
New Inn? I must confess, when I saw the other thread was closed, I feared that I had become an Inactive.
Nice curtains.
Originally Posted by Facepalmer:
“Hi guys. How've you been keeping? Sorry I've not popped in for a few days. All work and no play makes Billy a dull boy.”
“Hi guys. How've you been keeping? Sorry I've not popped in for a few days. All work and no play makes Billy a dull boy.”
Originally Posted by Tigger-Roo:
“Ooh new thread.
Looks all nice and shiny. I wonder how long it'll take you lot to muck it up?”
“Ooh new thread.
Looks all nice and shiny. I wonder how long it'll take you lot to muck it up?
”
Originally Posted by outside:
“Here I am!
New Inn? I must confess, when I saw the other thread was closed, I feared that I had become an Inactive.
Nice curtains.”
“Here I am!
New Inn? I must confess, when I saw the other thread was closed, I feared that I had become an Inactive.
Nice curtains.
”
*runs back into inn from her lunch break*
Oops, really sorry, I thought one of the landlords was on bar duty, what can I get you all?
*takes off jacket and throws it into storeroom behind the bar*
Originally Posted by Hallamsteriscoo:
“*runs back into inn from her lunch break*
Oops, really sorry, I thought one of the landlords was on bar duty, what can I get you all?
*takes off jacket and throws it into storeroom behind the bar*”
“*runs back into inn from her lunch break*
Oops, really sorry, I thought one of the landlords was on bar duty, what can I get you all?
*takes off jacket and throws it into storeroom behind the bar*”
Just a Pimms, please. And a Sea Breeze for the cat. And whatever you're having.
Originally Posted by outside:
“Just a Pimms, please. And a Sea Breeze for the cat. And whatever you're having.”
“Just a Pimms, please. And a Sea Breeze for the cat. And whatever you're having.
”
Coming right up, would the cat like the Sea Breeze in a cocktail glass or a saucer?
*mixes up the Pimms and helps herself to a cup of tea while waiting for the answer*
Originally Posted by Hallamsteriscoo:
“Coming right up, would the cat like the Sea Breeze in a cocktail glass or a saucer?
*mixes up the Pimms and helps herself to a cup of tea while waiting for the answer*”
“Coming right up, would the cat like the Sea Breeze in a cocktail glass or a saucer?
*mixes up the Pimms and helps herself to a cup of tea while waiting for the answer*”
Well, a glass, obviously!
She's classy like wot I is, u no!
I'll have mine in a saucer, though.
Originally Posted by outside:
“Well, a glass, obviously!
She's classy like wot I is, u no!
I'll have mine in a saucer, though.”
“Well, a glass, obviously!
She's classy like wot I is, u no!
I'll have mine in a saucer, though.”
Many apologies, new management new rules, we have to make sure we get it right for the customer, you know what they say about assumptions
*pours drinks out into requested receptacles, puts cocktail napkins on the bar and places drinks on napkins*
**crawls into Inn after very long meeting in a stuffy, hot and uncomfortable room**
A drink, please,,,,,, please l......argh
You lot have been busy, and yes Hammy we have lots of views
**waves at all the lurkers**
Outside, is this your cat sipping the pimms. Now I know where all our money is going
.
A drink, please,,,,,, please l......argh
You lot have been busy, and yes Hammy we have lots of views
**waves at all the lurkers**
Outside, is this your cat sipping the pimms
. Now I know where all our money is going.
Originally Posted by Tigger-Roo:
“Ooh new thread.
Looks all nice and shiny. I wonder how long it'll take you lot to muck it up?”
“Ooh new thread.
Looks all nice and shiny. I wonder how long it'll take you lot to muck it up?
”
Been there, done that
Pint of hollandaise sauce anyone?
Originally Posted by Facepalmer:
“Hi guys. How've you been keeping? Sorry I've not popped in for a few days. All work and no play makes Billy a dull boy.”
“Hi guys. How've you been keeping? Sorry I've not popped in for a few days. All work and no play makes Billy a dull boy.”
Welcome to the New Inn facepalmer
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“**crawls into Inn after very long meeting in a stuffy, hot and uncomfortable room**
A drink, please,,,,,, please l......argh
You lot have been busy, and yes Hammy we have lots of views
**waves at all the lurkers**
Outside, is this your cat sipping the pimms. Now I know where all our money is going.”
“**crawls into Inn after very long meeting in a stuffy, hot and uncomfortable room**
A drink, please,,,,,, please l......argh
You lot have been busy, and yes Hammy we have lots of views
**waves at all the lurkers**
Outside, is this your cat sipping the pimms
. Now I know where all our money is going.”
*pours out a large Tardis Tipple and passes it to Lach*
There you go hon you look worn out. Was the meeting that bad?
Originally Posted by outside:
“Here I am!
New Inn? I must confess, when I saw the other thread was closed, I feared that I had become an Inactive.
Nice curtains.”
“Here I am!
New Inn? I must confess, when I saw the other thread was closed, I feared that I had become an Inactive.
Nice curtains.
”
I must admit when I saw the curtains, my initial reaction was
"we've been draped!"
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“Been there, done that
Pint of hollandaise sauce anyone?”
“Been there, done that
Pint of hollandaise sauce anyone?
”
If that doesn't get me off bar duties, well...
Originally Posted by Hallamsteriscoo:
“*pours out a large Tardis Tipple and passes it to Lach*
There you go hon you look worn out. Was the meeting that bad?”
“*pours out a large Tardis Tipple and passes it to Lach*
There you go hon you look worn out. Was the meeting that bad?”
It was, thanks that drink makes me feel better. My you people have been busy
.
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“I must admit when I saw the curtains, my initial reacotion was
"we've been draped!"”
“I must admit when I saw the curtains, my initial reacotion was
"we've been draped!"
”
Oh you poor things
.. oh I read that wrong
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“Welcome to the New Inn facepalmer”
“Welcome to the New Inn facepalmer
”
Shouldn't that be New New New New New Inn?
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“If that doesn't get me off bar duties, well...”
“If that doesn't get me off bar duties, well...
”
Are you answering to yourself now
. Or is that inside hacking into your account
.
Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“It was, thanks that drink makes me feel better. My you people have been busy.
Oh you poor things.. oh I read that wrong”
“It was, thanks that drink makes me feel better. My you people have been busy
.Oh you poor things
.. oh I read that wrong”
The second thought was
"I'd better pull meself together"
Originally Posted by Hallamsteriscoo:
“Shouldn't that be New New New New New Inn?”
“Shouldn't that be New New New New New Inn?
”
Nah, If the Whoonie Inn is considered to be the Inn, this is the New New New New Inn
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“Been there, done that
Pint of hollandaise sauce anyone?”
“Been there, done that
Pint of hollandaise sauce anyone?
”
That's not hollandaise sauce, that's the Rum and Milk drink you requested the other day, we now have it on draught!
Originally Posted by Hallamsteriscoo:
“Shouldn't that be New New New New New Inn?”
“Shouldn't that be New New New New New Inn?
”
Now it should be new new new new, becaust the first one wasn't new
I'll get my coat
.
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“The second thought was
"I'd better pull meself together"”
“The second thought was
"I'd better pull meself together"
”
Oh they are coming fast and thick now
.
Originally Posted by Webslark:
“Nah, If the Whoonie Inn is considered to be the Inn, this is the New New New New Inn”
“Nah, If the Whoonie Inn is considered to be the Inn, this is the New New New New Inn
”
ooops, got a bit carried away with the paste button there didn't I!
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