As the new series of SCD starts, I can exclusively reveal that the first show dances are all going to relate to the stars' careers, incorporating their claim to fame through the power of movement.
Tina: Tina will convey her time on Corrie- she will emerge on the stage with a visible bump, before enduring the horrors that befell her on the Street, culminating in the birth of her baby, which will be Paul Daniels...
Paul: Paul will then take to the floor and turn Ola into a rabbit, together dancing to the Nation's Favourite Hymn by Chas and Dave. The final note of rabbit will take us to Michelle...
Michelle: Michelle will convey the power struggle between herself and Beyonce, ably played by Brendan. The two will have a cat fight to the sounds of 'All the Single Ladies, cue Patsy...
Patsy: Patsy will then emerge, proclaiming her newly celibate lifestyle before running off with the lead singer of the band...
Anne: With SL still playing, Anne is going to emerge on stage. Anton will be dressed as Home Secretary Michael Howard and will show that the two were always in love...
Gavin: Gavin will then be threatened with deportation to Wales by Anne, until he proclaims his relationship with Charlotte Church made him stay in the country...
Pamela: Pamela will now emerge, offering advice to Chaz and Gav through the medium of Cha Cha Cha...
Peter: Peter will take to the floor to show off his ball skills (the ball will be played by Dom Littlewood's head)...
Goldie: Goldie will stand up for bald blokes across the land before sprouting an afro...
Felicity: The afro will then form part of Felicity's allotment. She will pull out a carrot which turns out to be Vincent with a strong fake tan and they will boogie away.
Jimi, Scott and Kara: They will play the part in an Eastenders love triangle, with love, passion and jellied eels.
Matt: Wellard will emerge which is actually Aliona in disguise. She will be the sheepdog which is required for all Blue Peter presenters. The ending will be very emotional and beautiful, with Matt walking off into the sunset with his beloved pooch by his side.
Tina: Tina will convey her time on Corrie- she will emerge on the stage with a visible bump, before enduring the horrors that befell her on the Street, culminating in the birth of her baby, which will be Paul Daniels...
Paul: Paul will then take to the floor and turn Ola into a rabbit, together dancing to the Nation's Favourite Hymn by Chas and Dave. The final note of rabbit will take us to Michelle...
Michelle: Michelle will convey the power struggle between herself and Beyonce, ably played by Brendan. The two will have a cat fight to the sounds of 'All the Single Ladies, cue Patsy...
Patsy: Patsy will then emerge, proclaiming her newly celibate lifestyle before running off with the lead singer of the band...
Anne: With SL still playing, Anne is going to emerge on stage. Anton will be dressed as Home Secretary Michael Howard and will show that the two were always in love...
Gavin: Gavin will then be threatened with deportation to Wales by Anne, until he proclaims his relationship with Charlotte Church made him stay in the country...
Pamela: Pamela will now emerge, offering advice to Chaz and Gav through the medium of Cha Cha Cha...
Peter: Peter will take to the floor to show off his ball skills (the ball will be played by Dom Littlewood's head)...
Goldie: Goldie will stand up for bald blokes across the land before sprouting an afro...
Felicity: The afro will then form part of Felicity's allotment. She will pull out a carrot which turns out to be Vincent with a strong fake tan and they will boogie away.
Jimi, Scott and Kara: They will play the part in an Eastenders love triangle, with love, passion and jellied eels.
Matt: Wellard will emerge which is actually Aliona in disguise. She will be the sheepdog which is required for all Blue Peter presenters. The ending will be very emotional and beautiful, with Matt walking off into the sunset with his beloved pooch by his side.
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