Hello,

I have been a lurker for many a year and have, with the aid of alcohol, plucked up the courage to post on this years competition. So I say to all those who lurk or those who declare themselves openly what is your Strictly mission statement? This is mine:

"I fully intend to make my feelings known on this years competition without fear that my ramblings may be too obscure. I fully intend to watch with an open mind and be surprised and enthralled by the proceedings (unless it includes that heinous creature Anne Widdecombe)."

I declare the take the p*ss, the whole p*ss and nothing but the p*ss. Any arguments constructed of more than 3 syllables are declared in advance to be over my head and I can't be arsed to read them, much less take them seriously, sorry.
P.S. WTF are you talking about anyway? Are you seeing pink elephants too, or is that Ann Widdecombe in a new costume?

Good for you snork. No one should be afraid to post. Everyone's opinion is unique and as valid as the next person, even though they may be completely opposite to mine.
Get posting lurkers.

Patsy Kensit to win!

That is all.

I am looking forward to lots of alcohol-fuelled lurkers throwing caution to the winds and unleashing their opinions on here - feel the fear and do it anyway!

Welcome!