Thanks, mate, but I suspect my wife wouldn't be overtly happy with the situation and, indeed, you might recoil at the presence of my own Chirpy Chipolata

(PS I can highly recommend putting a sausage between baps )

For an extra 50p you can have your sausage battered at my local chippy!

Heh heh, no, because she's a skinny bitch!

Lol !

And I normally don't find skinny girls attractive, but Liz seems to be the exception; 'thin' looks great on her.

Maybe 'cos she's got the height too ?

Perhaps. I think skinny is good if it suits the girl.

Liz Locke = Yum!

My first ever post on DS!

lol, I think you've all found your Kate for this year!

Though I keep thinking of Katie Hopkins' (spit) remark about Kristina, 'too orange to be taken seriously'

From what we've seen so far, Stella seems like a bit of an ice queen, but she's devastatingly sexy. Sandeesh is cute. Liz is just a plain Jane - amazing what some fake tan and a decent haircut can do to improve the impression you make.

I like Jamie best out of the boys, but that may be more for his easy smile and chilled out personality. Those big dumbo ears may become a bit distracting eventually. No real looks among the lads this year.

Seemed to have failed for Jodie Marsh though. Anyway, looking forward to my weekly chicken choke over Liz tonight. I'm really going to enjoy it!

Another vote for Liz from me.

Although I'd quite happily be one of Stella's 'boys' too.

Laura for me, although most of the girls are quite pretty.

How hot is Liz!?!?

Also Laura's bum: nice.

Liz, Stella then Sandeesh.

Looked to me like Liz has a boob job.

After last nights show here's my new order:

1. Liz Locke (Still a deity)
2. Paloma Vivanco (Extremely well-spoken and sophisticated lady)
3. Laura Moore (Looked very pretty last night)
4. Stella English (Something about her face that makes me think she's not that attractive but like personality)
5. Sandeesh Samra (Who? Still a bit anonymous)
6. Melissa Cohen (Would enjoy the challenge of converting)
7. Joy Stefanicki (Not particularly attractive but knows how to keep her mouth shut, unlike some)
8. Joanna Riley (Need a huge ****** slap. I hate gobby women)

Think she went out with a Brighton footballer so its possible

My order:

1. Liz
2. Paloma
3. Stella
4. Sandeesh
5. Joanna
6. Laura
7. Melissa

Joy is unranked

Is Joy unranked beacuse she got fired or becuase she looks like a man?

Liz and Sandeesh

The maybe Paloma

Liz is model material, hottest there has ever been on the apprentice in my eyes, she looked to have an amazing body when she was doing the modelling for the great book eezey. I quite like Joanna and Stella too though.

Has it? Marsh is a multimillionaire thanks to her ugly fake tan and ugly fake baps. You might not fancy her, but it seems like plenty of men have er... 'asphyxiated poultry' all over her.

I still fancy Stella - she's a bit older looking than she seemed in the first episode, but I love her steeliness and grace.

The girls do look really hot in this series but have a look at the official BBC site and their auditions, the programme must have applied the full works make up wise to them I reckon.

sandeesh yum yum. The things i would do to her....

Sandeesh is stunning, that is all.

New order after tonight's show!

1. Laura Moore (Attractive with a great caring & honest personality)
2. Stella English (Mildly interesting)
3. Liz Locke (Just a vacant pair of breasts)
4. Paloma Vivanco (Just a nasty, nasty person)
5. Sandeesh Samra (Adds nothing to anything)


6. Joy Stefanicki
7. Joanna Riley
8. Melissa Cohen