No you're not. You're a silly and immature little boy, with your head stuck so far up your own backside that you can taste yesterday's breakfast.

You clearly have no idea that the art of successful selling is to make people want to buy your product, not try and ram it down their throats so hard that you batter them into submission. And if they don't submit, if they rightly ignore you for being a bit of a tosspot, you shoot off a volley of big and brave sarcasm behind their retreating backs.

You know what they say, Stuart - the empty vessel always makes the loudest noise. Although, in fairness to you, you're by no means the first Apprentice game show contestant to evidently not have heard that expression.

I know this was filmed a year ago, so I hope for your sake that the intervening 12 months has seen it knock some of the empty-headed horsesh!t out of you and made you grow up a bit.

I can think of several words to change "brand" to!

Obnoxious little salesman

He does make excellent tele though It looks like we going to have Lord Sugar doing his usual remarks after the sacking: "who does he think he is - I'm watching him - he thinks he's smart ... " and then proceeds to save said candidate for several weeks.

Hear! Hear!

Couldn't have put it better myself

He's television gold. And he joins the list in a long line of plonkers that lordalun has dealt with. Stuart may even surpass the idiot who claimed he was a practising Jew yet had no idea what kosher meant when they went tp Marrakesh and got a do-it-yourself halal one instead.

I hope he's around for a few episodes so we an see his bubble well and truly pricked. He'll grow up. Trouble is this'll be on record for a very long time.

Stuart made me laugh the most. Talk about desperate to win.
I think he probably learned a lot about man management from being on The Apprentice.

He is one of the ones you love to hate...you want him to go but you also want him to stay as he does make good TV.

Personally, I would have loved it if he had been fired just to see what they would have done about all his clothes seeing as he was so sure of himself he didn't even bother to pack his case!

I was impressed that Property Developer had the balls to take him up on this behaviour

He's reality tv gold though

Hopefully he stays a few weeks more before Suralan tires of him, there's acres of mileage left in that one yet!

Yes he's funny to watch, shame we lost the other trainwreck Dan last night though.

Anyone who uses a pretend calculator is fine by me

I think it's too early to tell ...maybe this wake up call will make him think about how he comes accross.

I like him ..... comedy gold !

Can't wait to see what Harry Hill makes of him

Oh yes, forgot about that for a moment. Two new series, overlapping very nicely!

Stuart won't win, but he'll be kept on for entertainment vale he's a complete tosser.

he is so awful I want him to stay, for a couple of weeks anyway!

Anyone else put in mind of Russell Brand when they heard his name - "The name is Baggs. Ball-Baggs".

GrotBaggs, for those with slightly longer memories

Seeing that makes me sad.

No more Siralan.

Love it, great one UTV!

I think he's just on it to promote himself and his business. Maybe he does think that being as full of himself as Sugar is, or as blunt as Duncan B, is what he wants to be. Or he's been chosen to be this year's Ben Clarke.

Liked the way Jamie tried to stop him messing up the team's chances. I think Jamie is the one on the male team who want to seriously win the thing.

Russell Brand interviewed her on his radio show, once. Brilliant fun.

I for one am delighted that Stuart stayed this week. Not because I think he's a good businessman but because it's great to watch somebody as deluded and puffed up as he is!

Sadly, though, his type is becoming repetitive across the series. He shares a great many similarities with Ben from S5, minus the Sandhurst scholarship - with just a little sprinkle of Sophocles . Won't win.

'Baggs the Brand' love it

He has the look of a perplexed hedgehog about him

Yes, I think that was a brave move to make, and he was vindicated in the boardroom by Karren's comment. For all he was to know, it could have backfired, so hats off.

Can't wait till Sralan takes Baggsy down a peg or twenty....