My favourite of all the funny comments last night
Originally Posted by michy:
“Good but I thought Matt was going to kill Aliona at the end!!”
Originally Posted by
Rhumbatugger:
“Daughter is in a paroxism of cringe.
I'm enjoying it - well, laughing.
Good on him. It's terrible though.
”
Originally Posted by Fudd:
“Well he gave it a go but it was more Carshalton than Cuba. .”
Originally Posted by bigbro24:
“i've never wanted a dance to end so quickly
they should give that a 1 but they're probably saving that for Anne”
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“Who does Tina's make-up and what has she done to upset them? Why do they insist on making her look like a 40 year old transvestite, she is so pretty under all that crap!”
Originally Posted by
Alli-F:
“You could drive a train, a bus, 4 cars and 2 taxis through some of those gaps!
”
Originally Posted by Doktor Dances:
“Is Patsy Kensit supposed to have been made up like the (third or forth) reimaging of Kylie MInogue?”
Originally Posted by Mrs F:
“can Patsy actually walk in heels?”
Originally Posted by RFS:
“Where's my takeaway... I need sustenance before Ann.”
Originally Posted by nelliek:
“Crikey - Craig giving a seven. He's definitely been on the sherry!”
Originally Posted by craftwerc:
“I worked in a music shop in Glasgow in the 80s. One day, a bloke came in and asked if we had in stock 'the black thing Mark King wears on his thumb to play the bass?'
'Here you are, sir. £5. Roll of gaffa tape.'”
Originally Posted by Doktor Dances:
“Oh lord it's Paul.
[downs Chardonney]”
Originally Posted by Rhumbatugger:
“Totally agree.
UNBELIEVABLE
Matt was head, shoulders and arse above that.”
Originally Posted by
Alli-F:
“I want to like Paul, I really do, but he's cack!
.”
Originally Posted by
Rhumbatugger:
“He's not as cack as I thought he was going to be.
”
Originally Posted by jlrob:
“Love Paul... Strictly come Dementia...”
Originally Posted by rossyrahrah:
“Paul Daniels was the original inspiration for Rumpelstiltskin”
Originally Posted by Doktor Dances:
“
Country and Western Salsa?”
Originally Posted by Wiskas:
“Why has Natalie come as Jon Bon Jovi?”
Originally Posted by Baffrobes:
“I've seen better dressed salads.”
Originally Posted by rossyrahrah:
“Has a checked shirt ever looked quite so effete before?”
Originally Posted by Aleksis:
“I fear Bruno might actually molest someone this series.”
Originally Posted by gillypanda:
“Am I really wicked in wishing that Brendan had slipped off the rail onto his bottom?
”
Originally Posted by Evilredzebra:
“I fort you was quite charming. Ugh.”
Originally Posted by Aleksis:
“Can we have a BGT style buzzer go off every time Alesha says "you was"?”
Originally Posted by thenetworkbabe:
“Alesha continues her one woman campaign against the word "were"............”
Originally Posted by
Winsome:
“I like Natalie, I like that she is competetive, and backs that up with good choreography. She seems to bring out the best in the celebrity partners she has. She has high expectations of them, and somehow gets them to live up to that
”
Originally Posted by craftwerc:
“Give her Nelson Mandela next year - see how she gets on.”
Originally Posted by jlrob:
“Good ole Alesha Diction.”
Originally Posted by RFS:
“Bruce is actually driving me to drink. No really.”
Originally Posted by solare:
“Felicity wrinkles her nose in a 'cutesy-cute' way while looking daggers at the judges.”
Originally Posted by alexgr:
“Ann and Anton are next”
Originally Posted by Doktor Dances:
“[downs bottle]”
Originally Posted by stargazer61:
“Leaps behind sofa!”
Originally Posted by Evilredzebra:
“Yay, the Widdecombe - have been looking forward to this all week!!! It's going to be terrible.”
Originally Posted by bigbro24:
“taking a mark off for the lift would take them into negative scores”
Originally Posted by owllover:
“Blimey he's strong.”
Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“
That has got be the first time a celeb has worn an M&S underslip beneath their costume!
”
Originally Posted by Rhumbatugger:
“I don't know whether I loathe this chap, or just feel sorry for him.”
Originally Posted by Evilredzebra:
“Charlotte Church must be so relieved. He's a prize tool.”
Originally Posted by
rossyrahrah:
“I like Jimmi but he didn't half look like he needed a poo
”
Originally Posted by alcockell:
“See you all over ont he X Factor board...”
Originally Posted by
rossyrahrah:
“I'd rather have a colonic irrigation
With red hot chili sauce.
”