A valid review for last nights Impact
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“God, what a sh***y show this was. The pacing was frantic, nothing meant anything, nothing was announced either for the show or the PPV until tonight, and they also had to further build up 3/3, so NOTHING got built up very well. They just did a threadbare build for a bunch of stuff. The show started with Bischoff wearing a table cloth and saying stuff, then they announced Morgan vs. Anderson for the right to face Jeff Hardy at the PPV in a ladder match. You'd think that Hardy was the champion given that guys have to fight over the ability to face him...but no, so they clearly tried to change as few plans as possible after they couldn't put the belt back on Jeff. Morgan, of course got his 9,000th shot at the title and lost. Only this time, it was while Jeff was outside on top of a giant neon ladder. The ladder was the star of the match, because the match itself sucked. Chinlocks, slow pace, more chinlocks. Hernandez did stuff, as he's now with Immortal and yet has no match on the PPV. GUNNER AND MURPHY DO, but Hernandez does not. Also, AJ's not on the PPV. The women yelled, then they had an 8-woman tag match that involved 4 women actually being involved in the match. Velvet was pissed because Winter wouldn't allow her to let guys ogle her ass. Called her a bitch, usual deal.
For some reason, Angle and Jarrett appeared in the ring, after a minute they reminded us that it was to sign the contract for the match that was just announced tonight between them for the custody of Kurt and Karen's kids and/or the demand that Kurt walk Karen down the aisle on the biggest Impact in the history of March 2011. Roobie E. valiantly fought two babyfaces to get a shot at a three-way...to get a shot at the X Title. Why wouldn't Kaz, A FACE CHAMPION, just demand to face the winner at some point? Matt Hardy and Bubba teamed up for the first time ever along with Pope and lost a table match. Why a table match? Um...so Devon's kids could make him lose without jobbing or something. Devon's kids will now be his partners against Ray. I'm certain they're going to A - drag the match down and B - turn on their father so TNA can recreate Dreamer/Raven as Ray forces them to drink the Kool-Aid and follow him. Matt Hardy's going to face RVD as Immortal's roadblock to Jeff Hardy...JUST LIKE HE DID A MONTH AGO IN HIS DEBUT. Thank God Matt left that big evil company that used him poorly so he could go to the minor leagues and be used even worse. Also, he looked like Dreamer at the end of the show with his puffy pants/T-Shirt getup.
Oh, and what the hell was up with the show opening video? Who was doing the interview where they talked about how good it is to introduce the reality TV elements into the show AND WHY DID THAT NEED TO BE SHOWN ON TV!? Why was the show named after Roode when he was barely on the show? Sure, he theoretically played a major part in it by giving up his spot for Angle, but he wasn't talked about much beyond that. And why did the WORLD TITLE MATCH play second-fiddle to the "dream" tag match? Also, did the guys get a Best Chinlock of the Night bonus?”
