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The Only Way is Essex
Is anyone watching this crazy programme? I'm not sure if it's real or what? do those people really LOOK like that?
and the girl with the dark hair, Amy I think, she Looks Sounds and dresses like Jordan? is she related?
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im loving it
i dont like that its only half hour it should be an hour i love becky, laurens friend |
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I've watched a bit of episode one (the PC turned off by itself halfway through!) but I loved it
![]() However, i'm a little confused...is it acting or what? It looks like acting but apparently its 'a real life soap'
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I watched it. Not quite sure why I did. Horrified fascination I think.
Did that girl actually not know who 'writes dictionaries'? Her deadpan confusion and bewilderment when she found out that 'Essex Girl' was not a compliment was hilarious, as was her sublime ignorance of what a dictionary really was - and who wrote dictionaries. Her 'as 'e ever bin to Essex then?" question made me splutter with laughter. |
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I watched it. Not quite sure why I did. Horrified fascination I think.
the hair, the polished faces, the outifts, it was all so HIGH maintenance... where DO they find the time.. lol lol lolp.s. the Lipstick sales in Essex must be alarmingly high.. every one of them had LAYERS of the stuff, is this in order to catch a bloke, and stick to him.. lol lol |
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how orange was laurens friend? more the face though the neck was white
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...and the fake eyelashes, and bum-skimming skirts....
![]() The only thing that kind of bothered me was my overwhelming urge to stomp over the Lauren and hiss, 'dignity girl, dignity!" as she sat transfixed by her ex's swaggering showing off at that club, hissing into her Pina Colada before erupting into a truly cringe-making screech scene in front of the entire club. Then I realised I was talking to a TV set
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...and the fake eyelashes, and bum-skimming skirts....
![]() The only thing that kind of bothered me was my overwhelming urge to stomp over the Lauren and hiss, 'dignity girl, dignity!" as she sat transfixed by her ex's swaggering showing off at that club, hissing into her Pina Colada before erupting into a truly cringe-making screech scene in front of the entire club. Then I realised I was talking to a TV set ![]() do these people have real feelings or what? Does Lauren truly love that Mark bloke? if so, when he was offering marraige and a future, why not take it, even if it's rubbish.. becuase she's not moving on either is SHE??? lol lol |
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you weren't alone Honey, I cringed at that too, all seemed very staged though...
do these people have real feelings or what? Does Lauren truly love that Mark bloke? if so, when he was offering marraige and a future, why not take it, even if it's rubbish.. becuase she's not moving on either is SHE??? lol lol I think they're all clueless and live in a fantasy world. The only one who talked sense was that grandmother of Mark's - or Nan - giving out her sound advice as she ironed his shirts!
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A quick use of the 'search' function reveals this to be the 7th thread regarding this programme.
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I HATE this program!
I live in Essex, although I live in North Essex not around where they live and we're nothing like that!! It was awful to watch and as I'm the same age as those guys it just gives us an awful image! No, we don't talk like that or act like that, if you come to Essex don't expect to find people like that as you wont easily. The people in this show are not how people in Essex are! |
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Me too, It came on after something else I was watching, and I found myself just sitting there...absolutely mesmorised
the hair, the polished faces, the outifts, it was all so HIGH maintenance... where DO they find the time.. lol lol lolp.s. the Lipstick sales in Essex must be alarmingly high.. every one of them had LAYERS of the stuff, is this in order to catch a bloke, and stick to him.. lol lol
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I HATE this program!
I live in Essex, although I live in North Essex not around where they live and we're nothing like that!! It was awful to watch and as I'm the same age as those guys it just gives us an awful image! No, we don't talk like that or act like that, if you come to Essex don't expect to find people like that as you wont easily. The people in this show are not how people in Essex are! |
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I HATE this program!
I live in Essex, although I live in North Essex not around where they live and we're nothing like that!! It was awful to watch and as I'm the same age as those guys it just gives us an awful image! No, we don't talk like that or act like that, if you come to Essex don't expect to find people like that as you wont easily. The people in this show are not how people in Essex are! |
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I HATE this program!
I live in Essex, although I live in North Essex not around where they live and we're nothing like that!! It was awful to watch and as I'm the same age as those guys it just gives us an awful image! No, we don't talk like that or act like that, if you come to Essex don't expect to find people like that as you wont easily. The people in this show are not how people in Essex are! I'm actually embarassed that anyone might think those brain dead, orange fools represent me and mine, |
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how orange was laurens friend? more the face though the neck was white
![]() dont b horrible!!! shes sooooooo fit |
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I HATE this program!
I live in Essex, although I live in North Essex not around where they live and we're nothing like that!! It was awful to watch and as I'm the same age as those guys it just gives us an awful image! No, we don't talk like that or act like that, if you come to Essex don't expect to find people like that as you wont easily. The people in this show are not how people in Essex are! |
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Just caught a bit of this on +1, was I seeing things or were there women sitting in a bath of fish? If so, whats all that about? Is it mean to be some sort of beauty treatment? Were the fish algae eaters? lol
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The people in this show are not how people in Essex are!
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Just caught a bit of this on +1, was I seeing things or were there women sitting in a bath of fish? If so, whats all that about? Is it mean to be some sort of beauty treatment? Were the fish algae eaters? lol
Ah, the joys of Essex! |
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I'm from the Essex/London borders originally - sadly I'm afraid a lot of people from Brentwood/Romford/Billericay etc are EXACTLY like that. Thick and plastic.
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To be fair, the Sugar Hut crowd are a specious all to themselves. I dont even think Jodie Marsh goes there anymore.
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Its an exfoliating type of beauty treatment - the fish eat the dead skin. Its usually just for the feet. There is a shop just for this in Hornchurch, just down the road from them.
Ah, the joys of Essex!
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Well there's always Faces - they even have a hotel next door now (it rents rooms by the hour!)
With my best Essex inflection...nooo way!
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To be fair, the Sugar Hut crowd are a specious all to themselves. I dont even think Jodie Marsh goes there anymore.
Best thing that ever happened to Brentwood was Sugar Hut burning down - shame they reopened the place. |
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and the girl with the dark hair, Amy I think, she Looks Sounds and dresses like Jordan? is she related? 

where DO they find the time.. lol lol lol
