Arg looks thinner in the pics in the sun where mark and lauren were blabbering on about how they really are getting married. No idea why I read that I still don't believe them.
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Originally Posted by Jack_Burton:
“Indeed he did, as Lucy had the bare-faced cheek not to be utterly enchanted by his intricate knowledge of politics, sophisticated patter and boundless charm.”
“Indeed he did, as Lucy had the bare-faced cheek not to be utterly enchanted by his intricate knowledge of politics, sophisticated patter and boundless charm.”
Ugh, I hate guys like that, ones who call you a slapper, or stuck up etc just because you dare to not fall on their feet.
I read an interview with Lucy today, they asked about her and Joey and she said something along the lines of
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That was in Now magazine.
Originally Posted by CSHY:
“would that make his shirt size Extra Arg?
sorry.”
“would that make his shirt size Extra Arg?
sorry.”
I love Arg and Lydia, their sweet together!
That exhange between Mark and Kirk felt surprisingly real.
Lydia's mum needs a good chop and a bottle of serum.
Lydia's mum needs a good chop and a bottle of serum.
I really don't like Mark and Jessica's mum. She's an evil looking cow.
Lauren was very nervous there.
Lauren was very nervous there.
Why did someone say "what the hell is that about" when Mark kissed Laruen 
Marks family are so horrible to Laruen.
Marks family are so horrible to Laruen.
Hmm Jess is fine...
LOL at Lydia's mum's suggestion to Arg that he double check he's heterosexual before carrying on with her daughter.
Joey Essex to Lucy: "so you gonna come out with me next week or wot?" I am taking notes from this guy, he has all the lines
LOL at Lydia's mum's suggestion to Arg that he double check he's heterosexual before carrying on with her daughter.
Joey Essex to Lucy: "so you gonna come out with me next week or wot?" I am taking notes from this guy, he has all the lines
Tonight's wasn't as good as the other episodes, but I guess it can't be really dramatic every week. I like the Sam/Mark relationship but she's far too good for him so I don't want them to get together, although I like their flirtiness lol. It reminds me of me and someone I know.
Joey Essex is so annoying!! 'You were all over him until he got rid of you' And he expects Lucy to go out on a date with him after that?! He clearly expects her to fall at his feet, and seems confused that she won't.
I love Arg lol. Was that his slimming club in the kitchen? Cos I was watching back an older episode the other night, and I'm sure the girl running it is the girl Lydia turns up with in some bar when Mark and Lucy were having a drink. So I'm guessing she's a friend of Lydia's.
Joey Essex is so annoying!! 'You were all over him until he got rid of you' And he expects Lucy to go out on a date with him after that?! He clearly expects her to fall at his feet, and seems confused that she won't.
I love Arg lol. Was that his slimming club in the kitchen? Cos I was watching back an older episode the other night, and I'm sure the girl running it is the girl Lydia turns up with in some bar when Mark and Lucy were having a drink. So I'm guessing she's a friend of Lydia's.
LOVE this show!!
I would never have said this last series, as he was my least favorite character but Arg= Comedy Gold!! Him and Lydia are my favorites! I know we are guaranteed laughs when we see them together!! His food diary was classic, as was the "Bro's before hoes" conversation. And the cling film and the running. He is just brilliant!
Joey is alright, he seemed to be too much like Mark, but I don't think he is as cocky as him, which is good. His lines to Sam... "wanting to kiss your clips" cringe!! he makes me laugh! Speechless face when he found out Ireland is not in England!!
I feel sorry for Lauren (NOT Mark's Lauren), but Kirk's... she seemed actually really upset
Jess and Lucy- PHOWAR like always
What the hell did they do to Amy's new assistant, Paloma? Oh my!! They went OTT!!
As much as I dont like Lauren, Mark's family are harsh on her.
I would never have said this last series, as he was my least favorite character but Arg= Comedy Gold!! Him and Lydia are my favorites! I know we are guaranteed laughs when we see them together!! His food diary was classic, as was the "Bro's before hoes" conversation. And the cling film and the running. He is just brilliant!
Joey is alright, he seemed to be too much like Mark, but I don't think he is as cocky as him, which is good. His lines to Sam... "wanting to kiss your clips" cringe!! he makes me laugh! Speechless face when he found out Ireland is not in England!!
I feel sorry for Lauren (NOT Mark's Lauren), but Kirk's... she seemed actually really upset
Jess and Lucy- PHOWAR like always
What the hell did they do to Amy's new assistant, Paloma? Oh my!! They went OTT!!
As much as I dont like Lauren, Mark's family are harsh on her.
I still can't stand Lauren (Marks) seems to love herself. I've given up on Kirk because his storyline seems to be hooking up with Chloe and they really are storylines. I think Arg and Lydia may be for real but everything else is staged.
Originally Posted by AppleTango:
“This programme is less real than EastEnders. None of them even have jobs.”
“This programme is less real than EastEnders. None of them even have jobs.”
Now come on Marks a promoter (Not totally sure what that means as he appears to swan about sleeping his way through Essex)
Amy has her salon which she requires an assistant for yet all she seems to do is have her mates come in and get stuff done to make them look even stupider than normal. Or if she needs gossip I'm sure she only let's you make an appointment if you have an exciting life.
Sam has Minnies (Also what does that mean they discussed it in the first ep and I missed it) though this also appears to be for show too.
Lauren does god knows what.
Kirk has his club which is actually his dads but he failed to mention that last year.
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