Mark is a nightclub promoter
Amy is a beautician
Jessica (Marks sister) is a singer
Kirk is a nightclub manager
Lauren (Marks girlfriend) is a fashion assistant
Sam is a glamour model
Harry is a student
James is a singer
Lydia is a fashion writer
Nanny Pat is a pensioner
Lucy M is a fashion worker
Lauren Pope is a DJ
Billie (Sams older sister) owns the fashion store
Chloe is ex Playboy model
Joey Essex is a promoter
Gemma is the car sales assistant

It's not for the show it is a real shop opening in April .

i'll probably be seeing Mark, not this Saturday, the one after. He is coming down to a club in Woking. Shame he's not bringing Lucy, Amy, Arg and Lydia with him. Just him would annoy me, as I'm not his biggest fan, but I would still be there, like I'm there every Thursday and Saturday.

Also I really like Chloe ~it's shame most on here are judging her by her looks she seems like a really sweet girl.

I really hate it when people slag off otherrs looks as if they are all perfect looking themselves .

Mind he doesn't try it on

I'm a bloke. But he might try it on with my friends!

And I want to say how much I adore Lydia and Arg. Genuine couple right there! Them together are always TV Gold classics!

I am loving season 2 but that Joey Essex must be the thickest person currently on the telly. Not only did he think Essex had a Prime Minister but he had no idea who the Prime Minister was (how can you be 20 and not know?) and he confused geography with politics.

He also has the body of a 12 year old boy and hair like Engelbert Humperdink.

Nahh I bet Mark would try it on with anything

That was 30 minutes of my life which i will never see again.

Invisi post is back.

Sams sister is lovely but seems to be slightly detached from reality as if she is in a 4th dimention?

Well, he attempts it.

I think Lauren's job was set-up for the show, she seemed to get it rather quickly and a lot of the work she had revolved around the show and of course the Dubai ultimatum at the end of the first series was surely set up? The whole job situation and ultimatum reminded me of another Lauren in a similar show - The Hills.

Isn't promoter a term used when you aren't actually doing much? From what I've seen of Joey he comes across as being unemployable due to zero communication skills and lack of knowledge since he doesn't know who the Prime Minister is. I know that information is not needed to stack shelves, but you'd think he'd have some sort of grasp on current affairs.

I'd be very surprised if any on your list actually work full-time hours.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s143/...d-signing.html
Wonder if this was staged or for real?

I love Arg and Lydia - so glad we are seeing more of them this series

I think Sam is the one Mark really loves. She looks like his mum and they have the same features.

I like Sam amd Mark as a couple too.

I was thinking the same



I think the only one Mark loves is himself.

It is weird Sam looks so much like Marks Mum.

Love love loving this series... another good episode last night. Arg is hilarious, i loved his food diary. The way he said "and that's all i've had" at the end of reading it out No carbs before Marbs Arg!

Lucy is coming across quite fake this series, especially with her obvious set up scenes with Tin Tin Essex!

Really don't like Mark and Jessica's mum, she comes across a right bitch. Looks quite moody and evil too - reminds me of Shirley in Eastenders but with longer hair! She's very hard on Lauren, yet it's her son that's been the 'ladies man'.

Kirk is just a prat thinking with his willy, have no idea what he see's in the blow up doll Chloe, unless he was planning on putting a bag over her head She does seem a nice girl tho, Kirk doesn't deserve that. I bet she looked loads better before all the surgery with the way she was describing what she used to look like last night.

Can't stand Sam, and that over the top flirting with Tin Tin Essex last night was OTT and fake! Wouldn't be TOWIE without all that though! Roll on the next episode, i'm hooked!!

Interview with Lucy in Now magazine this week.

Don't like Mark's mum at all. She's very hard-faced and is a bit of a s.... stirer, where Mark and Lauren are concerned. She could also do with a bit of work, or spend a bit more time in make-up, her skin is awful.

Chloe is actually quite sweet. I think she could end up being the most genuine of all the girls. I still think she's b...... ugly though!

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Well each to their own, however, it's not about thinking one is perfect. It's purely an observation. She does have god awful teeth and she probably looked better before the work she's had done. That's a shame.

I thought Mark's family weren't very pleasant to Lauren, they could have tried harder. Although I think this relationship is a sham. Loving Arg and Lydia though, they're making the show for me.

I quite like Mark and Lauren together.
I saw Lauren Pope being interviewed today, and she said if you see them away from the camera, they are totally in love and happy.

Haha! I love the Joey Essex scenes - he's TV gold. I feel a bit sorry for him (as in he's being exploited) but I'm sure he's glad of the attention.

Can't wait for the next episode - wish it was on every night

Weds episode really changed my opinion of Chloe. When she said she never used to look how she does now, I don't know, but I kinda sensed some pain in her face (no plastic suergery jokes please!) like she was maybe bullied and wanted to completely change her image?? And has gone from one extreme to another. A friend of mine has a daughter at the same school as Chloe's child and said the other mum's are extremely rude to her if she tries to talk to them. & this was before the she was on the show. He has spoken with her as (suprisingly) only the dad's will talk to her. He said she is lovely and really genuine.