Oh come on, she is a big girl. I remember thinking that when she had a spray tan in one episode. She has a pot belly!

Granted she isnt huge, just could afford to lose a bit

Lol I laughed at that too. I know I say it in practically every post I make, but she is so annoying. Last series I pitied her, now she thinks because she has Mark she's 'won' and is above everyone else. I love Harry, Amy and Sam's bitching about her, like at the pub quiz for example.

I'm surprised that I actually like Joey now. Couldn't stand him at first, but now he makes me laugh. I thought he was really arrogant and up himself in the first couple of episodes.

I got compared to Amy the other day

Lauren's not fat at all!
I find it funny how people comment on the show being shallow and fake...

Id guess her BMI at 26 ?

Lauren G is about a size 10-12, which is below the average UK size (14-16), why she looks a bit chubby is because she has a round face. I think she's got a nice figure actually. Vile personality, but a nice, normal body. Gemma's fat, not Lauren. Although Gemma doesn't do herself any favours with those stupid hair extensions and pink make up, she makes herself look like a pig.

As for Joey Essex...well, all I'll say is that he looked more comfortable with Harry than Sam.

Lauren is horrific. I don't mean her appearance - although she's fairly plain IMHO - her attitude stinks. When she found out Mark was dating Lucy she called her 'ugly'. Lucy is incredibly pretty and slim - and a million times more attractive than Lauren. If Lauren stopped commenting on everyone else and looking like she's just sucked a lemon, she could look a lot better. She could also do with some mattifying powder and I've said it before and I'll say it again - she is nowhere near a size 10 - at a stretch she's a 'comfortable' size 12.

I watched 10 minutes last night. Glamourous camping and digging a hole to go to the toilet. Then Amy do dar looking like she was dressed for the oscars with uggs on. Seen enough. No more .

Yes, brilliant, wasn't it?

Your post has got me chuckling at the memory all over again

aw i love it makes me feel good about myself - and clever hahaha

but i really wanna go glamping now!!!

Bearing in mind I'm nearly 20 yrs older than Lauren and probably a foot taller until 5 years ago was a size 10, now a size 18, I have about the same build as her now. My BMI was recently measured as a shocking 33!!! Aaaarghhh. So I would say she's at least in the high 20s. For one so young, sorry but when I was in my 20s everyone was slim, nowadays lots of young women are SO chubby - imagine how she's gonna be when she's 40? That's not me being fascist, being healthy and fit is the best way to be, not skinny, and def NOT orange and dyed and boob jobbed, nose jobbed, primped and preened. I'd like to know what the long term consequences to their liver and kidneys will be from all these toxins they cover their bodies in.

I don't know why athletically fit slim women in our society can't be celebrated instead of either anorexic models or FAKE nasty skank women.

Suggest you find a site with portaloos! And don't take Joey Essex.

Some pics of the cast from the party venue Orsett Hall

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/fb...13545065394923

Some of those are gorgeous.

Yes, Mark and Lauren look lovely in some of those photos.

I guess this must be Mark's dad in the photo?


http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...type=1&theater

Indeed it's ironic that people are doing are saying exactly what they say they show does .



That is when I started to dislike her and why I continue to dislike her ~ her attitude stinks .

I guess so yeah. I'm finding it hard to see where mark got his looks from lol.

I think Mark and Jess look the spitting image of their mum, it's the eyes.

Anyway I'm no Lauren fan at all, in fact I strongly, strongly dislike her.. but there is no way she is fat.

No wonder people have this image of what everyone 'should' look like.

Chloe & Joey giggling about "nutters" shaking your tent in the middle of the night: great stuff!

I, like a few others, suspect that Joey's actually quite an ambitious and smart cookie, who's playing a role which is getting him considerable attention, especially for a newbie. He's grabbed this opportunity with both hands and is playing it for all it's worth. Good for him, I say.

I'm not so sure.... he must be a very good actor to come over all confused about who the Prime Minister of Essex is and whether a hairdryer is the same as a blowdryer...

But he seems very at home with Kirk & his dad discussing promotions so maybe he's only daft on certain subjects.

Precisely. That takes vision, entrepreneurship, marketing, social skills, etc... I.e. not the average Joe (pardon the pun!)


As for the supposed hair-drying "confusion", pur-lease. Honestly, who would be that daft? I don't buy it for one second. Anywyay, by the looks of his hair, he knows more about blow-dryers than probably some hair-dressers and certainly more than the average 20 year old male.

I think a lot of the people on TOWIE seem very dim-witted but they can't be that bad if most of them have got there own businesses or something of that sort. Amy seems like your typical bimbo (albeit a very lovable one) but she has her own salon. Same with Sam and her sister - they have their own clothes shop.
Some people will expect them to be living off mummy and daddy but even if they are it takes a brain to run a business!

I think he probably has good 'emotional intelligence' and not so good 'intellectual intelligence'. Possibly dyslexic? If the truly bewildered looks on his face are anything to go by he is either an outstanding actor or actually confused - let's not forget it was he who also suggested 'the Isle of Wight' as being the longest pier in Essex during the quiz show!

Depends if mummy and daddy fund the business. Trust me, there's a lot of 'stock-broker belt' towns where daddy buys a trinket shop to shut up the misses and / or kids.

The question is this: do you actually BELIEVE that Joey thinks that the longest pier in Essex is the Isle of Wight? Or could he, perhaps, be saying such things for other purposes?

Completely agree - I only wish I was as 'fat' as her!

Can't believe all the comments about people saying Lauren is fat. I think she has a great figure.

She might not be as small as say Sam or some of the other girls but still has a nice slim figure.